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6d 18h 48m And now an intermission game before we move on to Crystal, which chat is identifying as Rayearth, though the title screen was all in Japanese.
6d 18h 46m Which now transitions to the Final Fantasy prelude as a new game is getting set up...
6d 18h 45m And now some "victory" music played by the worst band in the world is playing...
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ CRASH RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[Chat] ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
6d 18h 42m We took the time to teach this Staryu surf, and start surfing up and down the coast here. And then by simply looking at our Ditto in battle, the game crashes immediately, and only an empty MissingNo Pokémon is in our party on the overlay...
6d 18h 40m We fly to Cinnabar for a fishing trip, where we catch a random Staryu!
6d 18h 38m We decided we needed another Pokémon catching lesson from the old man for whatever reason.
6d 18h 32m We gave a rare candy to the random Kakuna we have, raising it to Level 11, and prevented it from evolving.
6d 18h 24m Well, we caught a Pidgey, but no glitches.
6d 18h 21m The music seems to have stopped, but not much else.
6d 18h 20m We're searching for Pokémon now and find a lvl 4 pidgey. We've somehow gained a blank move with the COOLTRAINER♀ type...
6d 18h 14m We've apparently never fought this guy who chastises us for not wearing shorts. Ditto transforms into his Spearow. There's a lot of SELECT in chat, almost as if they're trying to switch moves around... but we kill the Spearow first.
6d 18h 12m Our party currently consists of a Ditto, our MissingNo ASSSSSSSSS, and a Kakuna, and we're currently meandering around Route 3 with the Super GameBoy border on.
[Meta] And on that note, updater's going dark for a bit
6d 13h 30m We've spent the past half hour in the Safari Zone. In that time, we caught a level 28 doduo named AAAJ, a level 22 paras, a level level 24 nidoran♂ named A, a level 26 doduo named B, and another level 24 nidoran♂!
6d 12h 58m We stuff cubone full of rare bandies. Cubone grows to level 30 and evolves into marowak!
6d 12h 56m We readd cubone to the team! PC time is over
6d 12h 56m We store 3 gastly, M the haunter and cubone in the PC! We nearly release cubone but back out at the last second
6d 12h 53m We heal our team!
6d 12h 52m Or not. We fly back and enter the Pokémon Centre
6d 12h 51m We leave the tower and head south to Route 12, leaving the spoopy Lavender Town behind
6d 12h 49m We're done here. Slowly making our way to the entrance of the tower
6d 12h 44m We catch a level 20 cubone! No nickname
6d 12h 31m We're on a gastly hunting spree! Caught a fourth gastly, level 23! No nickname again
6d 12h 28m We catch another level 20 gastly! No nickname this time
6d 12h 23m M is now level 26!
6d 12h 23m We stuff M full of rare candies. M has evolved into haunter!
6d 12h 21m We catch another level 23 gastly! This one has the nickname M
[Snark] TPP Crystal confirmed!
6d 12h 20m We toss a masterball. We catch a level 23 gastly! Nickname AJ
6d 12h 18m Back into the tower for some ghost busting hunting
6d 12h 17m We grab the Silph Scope. That'd probably help for ghost hunting
6d 12h 16m We're in the Pokémon centre and stand before the PC. We turn it on then turn it off
6d 12h 15m Back outside now. Creepy music plays
6d 12h 13m We fly to Lavender Town and enter the Pokémon Tower
6d 12h 9m We evolved O the abra into a kadabra, traded an unnamed abra for a Mr. Mime called Marcel.
6d 11h 58m At the moment we're just trying to complete the dex as much as we can by the looks of it. Stuffing an abra full of rare candies
6d 6h 58m ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LATE VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
6d 5h 46m Using more coins, we bought a Dratini named (, then used rare candies to Evolve Dratini to Dragonair then Evolve Dragonair to Dragonite.
6d 5h 26m Back to buying coins.
6d 5h 19m Using the coins, we bought a Lv. 26 Porygon! Nickname: NN
6d 4h 58m While surfing on the coast of Cinnabar, caught a Lv. 80 Golduck named UUU))UUULL and Caught a Lv. 146 Missingno. We sell 127 of the 128 Nuggets that Missingno gifted us. Then, we return to the game corner. We're currently in the process of turning that money into coins.
6d 4h 11m We asked the Old Man at Viridian City to store our name in the encounter tables show us how to catch Pokémon, and flew to Cinnabar Island. Then, we realized that neither Missingno nor Butterfree can surf, so we fish instead. Caught a Staryu named :)♂♂;; and taught it surf. Then we start surfing.
6d 3h 51m After the bout of gambling, we migrated to Viridian Forest, Caught a Metapod named AAA, then used rare candies to evolve Metapod into Butterfree.
6d 2h 58m As of right now, we've spent all our money on coins and are busy gambling.
6d 2h 50m In the last few hours, we caught a Machoke with no name, then encountered Missingno. again and obtained 128 Rare Candies. We caught Missingno. and nicknamed it AACCB ! We then released both that Machoke and that Missingno., plus a Horsea, and we used those Rare Candies to evolve an Omastar, a Cloyster, a Dewgong, and a Tentacool, plus a Starmie. Then we deposited everything but ASSSSSSSSS and headed to the Game Corner.
5d 23h 38m In the last few hours, we've obtained a Moltres, Graveler, Golbat, Articuno, Seadra, Slowpoke, Seel, Horsea, Staryu, and Shellder. We're currently in Victory Road.
5d 21h 14m ...and after using that walk to deposit our Electrode... we get a lv 30 female Omanyte named ACCCCCCCCC!
5d 21h 5m We're in the Cinnabar Lab, handing over the Helix Fossil to the scientist, who tells us to go for a walk...
5d 18h 55m ASSSSSSSSS (MissingNo) has leveled up down from level 146 to level 100! Mewtwo (Mewtwo) has leveled up down from level 132 to to level 100!
5d 18h 42m We just left the PC. Our party is now made up of mostly glitched mon we caught on Cinnabar Coast, including MissingNo.
5d 18h 20m We use a Master Ball. Caught a Female Lv. 80 Golduck! Nickname: AAAAAtu;;;. Sent to Box 5.
5d 18h 20m Apparently last time we picked up 128 more Master Balls rather than replenishing what we had, because we have 252 balls...
5d 18h 17m We use a Master Ball. Caught a Lv. 146 MissingNo! Nickname: ASSSSSSSSS. Sent to Box 5. Oh boy...
5d 18h 17m We run into another MissingNo, lv 146, and get our Master Balls replenished.
5d 18h 16m We use a Master Ball. Caught a Female Lv. 80 Golduck! Nickname: A-×R-- ii. Sent to Box 5.
5d 18h 14m We also used a Master ball on a random Lv3 Pidgey we found along the coast too.
5d 18h 12m We use a Master Ball. Caught a Lv. 132 Mewtwo! No nickname. Sent to Box 5.
5d 18h 9m We switched to PC Box 5 (after examining what happened to our Hall of Fame data).
5d 17h 59m We run into a Lv 146 MissingNo (and kill it pretty quickly), and suddenly we have an extra 128 Master Balls.
5d 16h 39m The stream has gone down momentarily and a new timer has appeared to say that Gauntlet Crystal will begin in 4 days' time. In the meantime, here's more Red using the Super GameBoy emulator, and thus everything white is a weird off-pink color now!
5d 16h 19m Oh yeah, we just won against Blue, and no one was updating. Swell.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY IN THE DARK RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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5d 13h 49m Alakazam is sent out! It endures another Ice Beam, then takes out Poliwrath with a Psybeam. We black out!
5d 13h 49m Pidgeot prepares a Sky Attack, but Ice Beam takes it down first.
5d 13h 49m Pidgeot is sent out! It and Poliwrath have an Amnesia contest for two turns, then Poliwrath uses Surf.
5d 13h 48m We challenge Blue! Attempt #4.
5d 13h 48m Champion time!
5d 13h 47m Dragonite finally goes down. AIIIH grows to Lv. 61, and Lance is defeated!
5d 13h 46m Thanks to Gen I artificial intelligence, Dragonite keeps using Agility and Barrier. We switch out Amnesia and Surf, use Amnesia a whole bunch, then use Surf to take out about a third of Dragonite's health at a time.
5d 13h 45m Poliwrath uses Hypnosis, to no effect. Dragonite uses Barrier. Poliwrath sues Surf.
5d 13h 45m We send out Poliwrath, our last Pokémon.
5d 13h 44m Dragonite is sent out. J traps it inside Fire Spin for a while, then takes a Hyper Beam to the face. J faints.
5d 13h 44m J the Rapidash is sent out. It uses Fire Blast, Aerodactyl barely survives. J uses Fire Spin and defeats it.
5d 13h 43m Aerodactyl uses Bite. Vileplume barely survives, and manages to land a Petal Dance before getting taken down by, uh, Take Down.
5d 13h 42m Aerodactyl is sent out. We switch Vileplume for Dodrio, but it immediately goes down. Vileplume is back out.
---- the Vileplume grows to Lv. 69!
5d 13h 41m Vilplume lights up! Dragonair uses Agility. Vileplume uses Solarbeam and defeats Dragonair.
5d 13h 41m Another Dragonair is sent out by Lance, we send our Vileplume.
5d 13h 41m Dragonair is sent out! We keep using Thunderbolt, then finally go for Self-Destruct. Dragonair is down, and so is Electrode.
5d 13h 40m We send out Electrode. It uses Thunderbolt and takes down Gyarados. Electrode grows to Lv. 50, forgets Screech and learns Explosion!
5d 13h 39m We challenge Lance! This is attempt #9. He sends out Gyarados.
5d 13h 38m Gengar is sent out. It endures Surf and uses Night Shade. Poliwrath uses Surf again, and it goes down. Agatha is defeated!
5d 13h 38m AIIIIH is confused no more. Haunter goes down to another Surf. Arbok is sent out and suffers the same fate.
5d 13h 37m Golbat is sent out. Poliwrath uses Surf and takes it down.
5d 13h 37m AIIIIH uses Amnesia. Gengar uses Confuse Ray. AIIIIH is confused, but manages to use Surf twice in a row, taking down Gengar.
5d 13h 36m We switch out Electrode for Poliwrath.
5d 13h 36m We challenge Agatha for attempt #12! She sends out Gengar.
5d 13h 34m Another Ice Beam, and Machamp is no more. AIIIIH grows to Lv.60, Bruno is defeated!
5d 13h 34m AIIIIH uses Ice Beam, and Onix goes down. Machamp is sent out.
5d 13h 34m AIIIIH uses Amnesia twice. Onix uses Harden, then Rage.
5d 13h 33m Brno uses X Defend again. We switch to AIIIIH, our Poliwrath.
5d 13h 33m Onix is sent out by Bruno. We switch to J, our Rapidash.
5d 13h 33m FJJAA) uses Fury Attack. Hitmonlee goes down!
5d 13h 32m Hitmonlee is sent out and Fly misses twice in a row. Bruno uses an X Defend on his Pokémon.
5d 13h 32m Hitmonchan is sent out. Dodrio uses Fly and takes it down. FJJAA) the Dodrio grows to Lv. 56!
5d 13h 31m Dodrio flies up. Onix attack rises as a result. Rage takes out another tiny bit of health. The same thing happens two more times, and Onix goes down.
5d 13h 30m We switch out to Dodrio. It takes a tiny bit of damage from Rage.
5d 13h 30m Electrode uses Screech! Bruno uses an X Defend on Onix. Yes, again.
5d 13h 29m Electrode uses Screech! Bruno uses an X Defend on Onix.
5d 13h 29m Bruno sends out Onix, we send out Electrode.
5d 13h 29m We challenge Bruno. Good luck to him.
5d 13h 28m We enter the next room.
5d 13h 26m Two more Petal Dance, and Lapras is down. Lorelei is defeated!
5d 13h 26m Vileplume is sent out and uses Petal Dance. It is sent in the red by Ice Punch, but endures it and takes down Jynx. Lapras is sent out.
5d 13h 25m Jynx is sent out. We switch to Rhydon, which is taken down by ice Beam. Rhydon faints.
5d 13h 25m Slowbro is sent out. Electrode uses Thunderbolt and paralyzes it. Another Thunderbolt defeats it.
5d 13h 24m Thunderbolt takes out Cloyster as well. Electrode grows to Lv. 49!
5d 13h 24m Electrode uses Thunderbolt. Critical hit! Dewgong faints. Cloyster is sent out.
5d 13h 24m We challenge Lorelei! She sends out Dewgong.
5d 13h 23m There we go, Attempt #22 at beating the Elite 4!
5d 13h 22m We heal!
5d 13h 22m We bought 1 Great Ball.
5d 13h 21m We try to buy 94 Great Balls, but lack the money to do so.
5d 13h 21m We bought 1 Ultra Ball!
5d 13h 18m We Fly again, and this time we do arrive at the Pokémon League.
5d 13h 17m After a bit of menu struggle, we use Fly... and end up in Viridian City.
[Snark] If only we had a Pokémon that could fly us directly to the Pokémon League.
5d 13h 15m We're trying to get past our good old friend, the Route 22 ledge.
5d 13h 11m We battle a wild Nidoran♂ and Electrode Self-Destructs again!
5d 13h 8m Onto Route 22 we go.
5d 13h 6m We leave Route 1 and arrive in Viridian City.
5d 12h 59m We switch Screech and Thunderbolt. Screech is now in first position, which appeared to be the plan all along.
5d 12h 56m We switch Swift and Thunderbolt in Electrode's moveset.
5d 12h 53m We're back on Route 1.
5d 12h 52m Chat is talking about switching Electrode's moves around to prevent it from Self-Destructing so often, but Gen I does not allow move switching outside of battle.
5d 12h 50m We leave our house.
5d 12h 50m We talk to Mom again and heal.
5d 12h 49m We talk to Mom and heal.
5d 12h 49m We enter our house.
5d 12h 46m After a lot of grinding on Route 1, we're back in Pallet Town.
5d 12h 34m We saved.
5d 12h 31m We're grinding on Route 1 for some reason, and that one Pidgey was so threatening that BCCLLMDDML, our Electrode, just had to Self-Destruct in terror. So yeah, BCCLLMDDML fainted.
5d 12h 25m I am relieved to announce that we've defeated the wild Pidgey.
5d 12h 25m We enter Route 1. Oh no, a wild Pidgey appears!
5d 12h 22m We boot up a TM. J (Rapidash) forgot Ember and learned Fire Blast!
5d 12h 21m Attempt #21 was a bust, we went back home to visit Mom.
[Info] Have to leave, check discord in the meantime
5d 11h 31m We send in Rapidash and use Body Slam to paralyse Lapras, She heals, we use Body Slam, dodge a Hydro Pump and KO with Body Slam
5d 11h 29m Dodrio sent out, we use Fly and dodge a Blizzard, we do over half and faint
5d 11h 27m Rhydon takes Jynx down while taking major damage, Lapras KO's after we use a Strength
5d 11h 26m Vileplume KO's Clyster and Slowbro but loses to Jynx
5d 11h 25m Vileplume to 68
5d 11h 24m We switch to Vileplume to use Petal Dance
5d 11h 21m We send Poliwrath and use Hypnosis to put it to sleep
5d 11h 20m Vs Lorelei, Attempt #20 we use Self-destruct immediately and nly do half to Dewgong
5d 11h 8m Caught a level 40 Venomoth, 'ARx'
5d 11h 2m Caught a level 45 Onix, 'CD-AK'
5d 10h 50m Electrode explodes on a Venomoth
5d 10h 47m In Victory Road again
[Info] JJJJSSS, forgot a J
[Info] JJJSSS was a level 30 grimer
5d 10h 37m We release JJJSSS Not sure who that is
5d 10h 37m We release a level 35 Koffing
5d 10h 32m Healed
5d 10h 26m Off to the league
5d 10h 18m In Victory Road
5d 10h 16m We walk down Route 23
5d 10h 14m RIP Attempt #19
5d 10h 14m She sends Golbat then switches to Haunter but that doesnt matter since we hit ourself, now it uses Hypnosis to make us sleep and Dream Eater does about half our health, it uses Night Shade now, we're still asleep, and Dream Eater KO's
5d 10h 13m We send Rhydon and she uses Confuse Ray and we hit ourselves, she misses Hypnosis next and we KO with EQ
5d 10h 12m Vs Agatha Attempt #8 Poli vs her Gengar, we're running low on health and faint to Night Shade
5d 10h 10m Bruno down
5d 10h 10m Poliwrath sets up an Amnesia and cleans with Surf / Ice Beam spam
5d 10h 6m Vs. Bruno! Attempt #15.
5d 10h 2m Lapras is poisoned, but it manages to paralyze Poliwrath as one of its last wishes. Lapras faints! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 10h 1m Vileplume, Dodrio, and Rapidash faint, one by one. Poliwrath is sent back out.
5d 9h 53m Lapras falls asleep from Hypnosis. We contemplate the Secret Key.
5d 9h 50m A stray input leads us onto Selfdestruct. Electrode faints! Poliwrath is sent out.
5d 9h 49m Another crit sends Slowbro down, and Jynx arrives to yet another crit. It survives to use Doubleslap, and we keep the electricity up for another crit, which faints it.
5d 9h 48m We land a crit Thunderbolt on Dewgong, but it clutches long enough to use Rest...and then the next crit finishes it off. Cloyster falls to another crit, and Electrode reaches Lv. 48!
5d 9h 48m Vs. Lorelei! Dewgong vs. Electrode.
5d 9h 47m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #19!
5d 9h 45m Back up, but the music plays on. Red approaches the cashier, unimpressed.
5d 9h 44m Currently listening to Born to Lose as we watch the riot screen...
[RIP] RIP Attempt #18.
5d 9h 43m Alakazam is sent out and, with a single Psychic, Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 9h 43m Pidgeot lands a crit Wing Attack and we Stomp it to a faint. Rhydon reaches Lv. 50!
5d 9h 42m Pidgeot tries out Mirror Move as we try out Earthquake. We look at our bag, wondering how this could happen.
5d 9h 42m Rinse and repeat--a second Sky Attack strikes, and Dodrio faints! Rhydon is the last mon standing.
5d 9h 41m As we Fly, Pidgeot charges up a Sky Attack, taking Dodrio to the yellow health.
5d 9h 41m Vs. Blue! Attempt #3!
5d 9h 41m Our remaining mon: Dodrio at full health, Rhydon at half.
5d 9h 39m Lance uses a Hyper Potion on Aerodactyl as we locate Rock Slide. Aerodactyl faints and he sends out Dragonite, who charges up a Hyper Beam. We fall into the yellow but finish the match with another Rock Slide. Dragonite faints! Defeated Lance!
5d 9h 39m Amber lands a crit Hyper Beam on Rhydon, which doesn't even hit half health. We retaliate with Strength and some bag spam.
5d 9h 38m Aerodactyl is sent out, misses a Take Down, takes damage from Petal Dance, and finishes it with Hyper Beam. Vileplume faints! Rhydon is sent out.
5d 9h 38m We take a brief pit stop inside the bag before using Solarbeam as we recover from our confusion.
5d 9h 37m Vileplume hurts itself in confusion from all those Petal Dances. Dragonair continues with Agility.
5d 9h 37m Next up is Vileplume with Petal Dance. Gyarados uses Leer, then falls. Lance sends out the first of his Agility-spamming Dragonair, which faints quickly.
5d 9h 36m Rapidash is sent out, and manages to paralyze Gyarados with Body Slam before falling to Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints!
5d 9h 36m We open by spamming Amnesia, but Lance counters by spamming Leer...and then uses Hyper Beam. Poliwrath faints!
5d 9h 35m Vs. Lance! Attempt #7.
5d 9h 34m Gengar outspeeds, but uses Dream Eater, and a +6 Surf takes it out. Defeated Agatha!
5d 9h 33m Haunter falls to Ice Beam, and Poliwrath reaches Lv. 55! Arbok is sent out and falls to Surf.
5d 9h 32m After a little spam of Amnesia, Poliwrath takes down Gengar and Golbat with a few HP remaining. Haunter's up next.
5d 9h 31m Vs. Agatha! Attempt #8. It's Poliwrath vs. Gengar.
5d 9h 29m At +6, Machamp folds with one hit. Defeated Bruno!
5d 9h 28m We stop for a quick few Amnesia buffs. Onix strikes us once before Bruno calls for an X Defend, and we head back to Surf.
5d 9h 28m Hitmonlee can't stand up to our Surf. Poliwrath reaches Lv. 54!
5d 9h 28m Onix falls quickly, as does Hitmonchan.
5d 9h 27m Vs. Bruno! Attempt #14. We open with Poliwrath's Amnesia.
5d 9h 26m Lapras clutches our Petal Dance, but Lorelei decides to use a Super Potion, and Lapras falls. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 9h 25m We send out Rhydon against Lapras and get a lucky flinch with Stomp. We switch in Vileplume into Lapras's Blizzard, then try out Petal Dance.
5d 9h 24m Electrode uses Selfdestruct! Electrode faints!
5d 9h 22m Dewgong and Cloyster fall fast. Electrode reaches Lv. 47!
5d 9h 21m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #18!
5d 9h 18m We fly to Saffron City, and then back to the Pokémon League!
5d 9h 17m We head back outside and fly to Viridian City!
5d 9h 15m We withdraw TM38 Fire Blast!
5d 9h 14m We withdraw the Old Rod, the Super Rod, and the Silph Scope!
5d 9h 13m We deposit the Coin Case, the Bicycle, HM02 Fly, and HM02 Strength!
5d 9h 12m We heal with Mom! ...although we're at full HP. Next, we head upstairs to our item PC...
5d 9h 10m We fly to Pallet Town! Hi, Mom.
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #16.
5d 9h 8m After a lot of Vileplume's self hits, Gengar gives a flashy defeat with Hypnosis and Dream Eater. Vileplume faints! Blacked out!
5d 9h 7m Gengar gets a crit Dream Eater, and Rhydon faints! Vileplume remains.
5d 9h 5m After a few good spins, Rapidash hits itself in confusion too many times. Rapidash faints! We send out Rhydon.
5d 9h 4m Vs. Agatha! Attempt #7.
5d 9h 3m Fire Spin ends it! Defeated Bruno!
5d 9h 3m Machamp is down to half health; Bruno's only interrupted for a few X Defends.
5d 9h 2m Rapidash finishes off Onix with Fire Spin, then traps Machamp.
5d 9h 1m Dodrio faints! We send out Rapidash.
5d 8h 59m We slowly bring down Onix's health with Peck and Fly; Bruno takes a brief break to use an X Defend, and then the Rage continues.
5d 8h 58m We send out Dodrio and get a crit Peck. Onix remains locked in its Rage.
5d 8h 57m Hitmonlee lands a Mega Kick and Jump Kick, with Poliwrath clutching with 1 HP to finish it off. Onix disrespects us with Rage. Poliwrath faints!
5d 8h 57m Onix faints easily to Surf, and so does Hitmonchan, only managing an Ice Punch.
5d 8h 56m Vs. Bruno! Attempt #13.
5d 8h 55m Poliwrath becomes paralyzed but finishes Lapras with a crit. Poliwrath reaches Lv. 53! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 8h 54m Electrode made it through most of Lorelei's team, and in the process Electrode reached Lv. 46 before fainting! Currently out is Poliwrath.
5d 8h 53m Vs. E4 Attempt #17! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #16.
5d 8h 48m Petal Dance is a OHKO against Rhydon; Blue sends Arcanine with Ember and gets a crit. Vileplume faints! Blacked out!
5d 8h 48m Dodrio faints! Vileplume waits for us to send it out.
5d 8h 47m Next up is Alakazam, which we outspeed and OHKO. After that is Rhydon, and we try out Fury Attack.
5d 8h 46m Pidgeot tries to open with Whirlwind, to little effect. We chip away with Tri Attack.
5d 8h 45m Vs. Blue! Attempt #2. This time, we have a poisoned Dodrio and a low-health Vileplume.
5d 8h 44m With one last Barrier, Dragonite succumbs to poison. Defeated Lance!
5d 8h 43m We've grown a little confused from those Petal Dances, but it's okay; we snap out of it. The Toxic timer slowly ticks down.
5d 8h 43m After a few Petal Dances, we land a Toxic. Dragonite just keeps going.
5d 8h 41m We miss Toxic against Dragonite. Luckily, it's highly interested in Agility and Barrier right now.
5d 8h 41m Next up is Aerodactyl, taking us to the yellow with a crit Hyper Beam. We retaliate with Solarbeam, and it faints. Vileplume reaches Lv. 67!
5d 8h 40m The next Dragonair? It loves Agility. Agility is so, so super effective.
5d 8h 39m We switch out to Vileplume, and Dragonair suddenly becomes a fan of Agility.
5d 8h 38m We use Tri Attack on Gyarados and crit. Gyarados misses, letting us finish it off. Lance sends out one of his Dragonairs.
5d 8h 37m Vs. Lance! Attempt #6.
5d 8h 37m Dodrio reaches Lv. 55! Defeated Agatha!
5d 8h 36m Dodrio becomes poisoned!
5d 8h 36m Next up is Arbok with an Acid crit. Fly still finishes it.
5d 8h 35m Gengar falls to Fly. Agatha tries to save Haunter with a Super Potion.
5d 8h 34m Rapidash faints! We send out Dodrio.
5d 8h 34m After a good few spins, Gengar interrupts us with Hypnosis and Confuse Ray.
5d 8h 33m Golbat spins to a fiery end. Rapidash reaches Lv. 44!
5d 8h 32m After a few Fire Spins, Gengar runs away in favor of Golbat. Rapidash keeps spinning.
5d 8h 31m Vs. Agatha! Attempt #6.
5d 8h 30m Rhydon faints! We send out Vileplume and finish Machamp off. Defeated Bruno!
5d 8h 28m Onix rages and faints to more Earthquake. Machamp awaits.
5d 8h 28m X Defend and Focus Energy can't save Hitmonlee. Rhydon reaches Lv. 49!
5d 8h 27m Onix faints to Earthquake! Hitmonchan remembers Ice Punch but only takes us to half before fainting.
5d 8h 25m We switch out Rapidash for Rhydon.
5d 8h 25m Vs. Bruno! Attempt #12.
5d 8h 24m We send out Rapidash and finish off Lapras with Fire Spin. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 8h 24m Poliwrath faints! We try to send it out a few dozen times.
5d 8h 22m Jynx faints to Surf, and we apply more of the same to Lapras. Poliwrath is paralyzed by Body Slam.
5d 8h 21m Jynx finishes us off. Electrode faints! We send out Poliwrath and start in on Amnesia.
5d 8h 20m With a crit, Cloyster goes down. Another and Slowbro isn't far behind. Voltorb reaches Lv. 45!
5d 8h 20m Dewgong manages an Aurorabeam before fainting; Lorelei sends out Cloyster as we keep it up with Thunderbolt.
5d 8h 19m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #16! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #15.
5d 8h 18m Last stop: Machamp. It survives our Surf and uses Submission. Poliwrath faints! Blacked out!
5d 8h 18m Looks like we outspeed it now, plus we crit. Hitmonlee goes down, followed by Onix.
5d 8h 17m Surf finishes off Hitmonchan, and Poliwrath reaches Lv. 52! Next up: Hitmonlee.
5d 8h 16m We only have a low-health Poliwrath; can Bruno do it? Well, his Onix can't.
5d 8h 16m Vs. Bruno! Attempt #11.
[Snark] Lorelei: "Shall I use a full restore? Perish the thought, I'm not made of money! Super Potion, go!"
5d 8h 15m Lapras gets a crit Body Slam, but we finish it with a crit of our own. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 8h 14m Our last mon is Poliwrath. Lapras spams Confuse Ray and some burned Body Slams as its timer ticks down.
5d 8h 13m Lapras misses a Hydro Pump as we use Ember. Then another, and we achieve a Burn. Our luck ends there, though -- Rapidash faints!
5d 8h 13m After Lapras's Blizzard, Dodrio faints! We send out Rapidash.
5d 8h 12m We send out Dodrio and get a crit Peck before clutching through an Ice Punch. Dodrio reaches Lv. 54!
5d 8h 12m Jynx freezes Vileplume, then finishes it off. Vileplume faints!
5d 8h 11m We send out Vileplume and finish off Cloyster with Solarbeam, though not until after an Aurorabeam.
5d 8h 11m Rhydon faints!
5d 8h 10m Electrode faints! We send out Rhydon.
5d 8h 9m We keep Screeching as Lorelei uses Spike Cannon, then Clamp.
5d 8h 8m Lorelei decides to use a Super Potion on Cloyster; we try out Screech for a few turns.
5d 8h 8m We don't explode this time. Dewgong is fully paralyzed and we take it down with two Thunderbolts. Electrode reaches Level 44!
5d 8h 7m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #15! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #14.
5d 8h 5m Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 8h 5m We send out our red-health Rhydon. Blue opens with Pidgeot and Wing Attack; we crit as it charges up a Sky Attack for style.
5d 8h 4m Blue waves hello! He's been waiting to see us, mostly so he can brag. Vs. BLUE attempt #1!
5d 8h 3m Blue's split has begun! Original Red took 12 hours and 13 minutes from here.
[Snark] Agatha has a 100% loss rate against us...Bruno is tougher than Agatha...
5d 8h 2m Dragonite uses Hyper Beam, but Rhydon survives and finishes it with Rock Slide! Defeated Lance!
5d 8h 2m We attempt to hop on our bike, then set off a Rock Slide. Aerodactyl faints! Lance sends out Dragonite, who opens with Agility.
5d 8h 1m We send out Rhydon, and Amber uses Take Down, then misses with Hyper Beam as we spam Strength. Bite doesn't do much damage either.
5d 8h 0m The next one crits and KOs. Lance sends out Aerodactyl and uses Hyper Beam. Dodrio faints!
5d 8h 0m Lance uses Agility to outspeed us on the Fly turn, then hits us with Slam. Dragonair faints and is followed by another. We crit it and Lance resorts to a Hyper Potion.
5d 8h 0m We crit Fly, and Gyarados uses Dragon Rage. Gyarados faints! Next up is Dragonair.
5d 7h 59m Vs. Lance, attempt #5! It's Dodrio vs. Gyarados.
5d 7h 58m Dream Eater has little luck, and Earthquake is a OHKO. Rhydon hits Level 48! We elect not to learn Horn Drill. Defeated Agatha!
5d 7h 57m Rhydon takes care of Haunter with Earthquake, and the same works well for Arbok. Agatha sends out her last Gengar.
5d 7h 56m Haunter opens with Night Shade, and Poliwrath faints!
5d 7h 55m Poliwrath is confused, hitting low health in confusion, but recovers to take down Gengar. Poliwrath reaches Lv. 51!
5d 7h 54m Vs. Agatha, match #5! We send out Poliwrath against Gengar.
5d 7h 53m We take care of the Hitmons easily, then Surf our way over Onix. Machamp lands a Submission before being taken down with Ice Beam. Defeated Bruno!
5d 7h 51m Poliwrath reaches Lv. 50! We switch our move order to set up with Amnesia; Bruno reacts, as always, with X Defend.
5d 7h 51m Vs. Bruno! Poliwrath leads with Surf.
5d 7h 50m Dodrio is sent out and uses Fly to finish Lapras off. Dodrio reaches Lv. 53! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 7h 49m Vileplume gets a crit on Jynx, allowing Lapras to finish it off instead. Vileplume faints!
5d 7h 49m We send out Vileplume, apply Toxic to Cloyster, and finish it (and Slowbro) off with Petal Dance. Vileplume reaches Lv. 66!
5d 7h 48m Cloyster takes its revenge with Clamp, and Rapidash faints!
5d 7h 47m Fire Spin traps Dewgong long enough to finish it! Rapidash reaches Lv. 43!
5d 7h 46m We send out Rapidash and start eating into Dewgong with Fire Spin. Lorelei cheats with a Super Potion.
5d 7h 45m We decide to open the battle with a crit Selfdestruct. Dewgong survives, but Electrode faints!
5d 7h 44m Vs. Lorelei!
5d 7h 44m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #14! We bring out our Coin Case for good luck.
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #13.
5d 7h 42m We send out Rhydon, and Lance uses a Hyper Potion before using Hydro Pump. Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 7h 42m We start off with Petal Dance, and Gyarados opens with Dragon Rage, then finishes us off with Hyper Beam. Vileplume faints!
5d 7h 41m Vs. Lance attempt #4! He sends out Gyarados vs. Vileplume.
5d 7h 40m Gengar finally returns, and Earthquake takes it down. Defeated Agatha!
5d 7h 39m Agatha...switches out Gengar for Arbok...as we use Earthquake. Arbok faints and Rhydon reaches Level 47!
5d 7h 39m Agatha...Agatha switches out Arbok for Gengar. Gengar hits us with a Night Shade as we keep trying Peck. Dodrio faints!
5d 7h 38m Agatha changes her mind and switches back to Haunter, then tries Dream Eater. Haunter faints and Arbok returns, hanging its head in shame.
5d 7h 38m Peck finishes off that Gengar from earlier. Haunter is sent out, and then Agatha switches to Arbok.
5d 7h 36m Rapidash faints from a self-hit! We send out Dodrio and land a crit peck; Agatha resorts to a Super Potion.
5d 7h 35m We consult the Coin Case before switching to Ember. Golbat hits us with a Wing Attack, then confuses us, then tries out Haze.
5d 7h 35m As we use Body Slam, Agatha decides to switch into Golbat so we can hit something.
5d 7h 34m Gengar confuses Rapidash as we lead into Fire Spin. After a few turns it breaks free and tries to confuse us again.
5d 7h 33m Poliwrath faints! We send out Rapidash.
5d 7h 33m Gengar confuses Poliwrath, then keeps trying as we Surf, then puts us to sleep.
5d 7h 32m Vs. Agatha!
5d 7h 27m Machamp survives a +4 Ice Beam and crits us with Submission, only to faint to recoil. Defeated Bruno!
5d 7h 27m Onix faints to Ice Beam, and Machamp is sent out.
5d 7h 26m We keep buffing our Special as Bruno thinks very hard. Eventually we use Ice Beam. Poliwrath reaches Lv. 49!
5d 7h 24m Counter doesn't work against our Surf. It also doesn't work on Amnesia.
5d 7h 23m Surf is enough to take care of Onix. Hitmonchan enters the field.
5d 7h 22m Vs. Bruno! Poliwrath leads into the fight.
5d 7h 21m Lapras's Blizzard takes Vileplume to around half health. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 7h 20m We change our minds and send out Vileplume. Jynx hits itself in confusion twice and faints.
5d 7h 20m We switch into Poliwrath, then switch again to Rhydon. Jynx is locked into Thrash for the turn.
5d 7h 19m We switch to Swift as Jynx uses Thrash. Electrode faints!
5d 7h 18m Withdraw doesn't save Slowbro, either. Jynx is sent out, and at 13 levels under it appears Electrode already outspeeds.
5d 7h 18m Cloyster survives to confuse Electrode with Supersonic, but another Thunderbolt takes it down. Slowbro uses Growl as we hurt ourselves in confusion.
5d 7h 17m Electrode tries out the start of the party vs. Dewgong, and takes it down in a few Thunderbolts. Electrode reaches Level 43!
5d 7h 16m Reentered Indigo Plateau. Vs. Elite Four Attempt #13! Vs. Lorelei!
5d 7h 13m Electrode uses Selfdestruct against a wild Zubat! Electrode faints!
5d 7h 3m Currently skulking in a corner of Victory Road, experimenting with our party order.
5d 6h 56m Vileplume becomes paralyzed by a wandering Venomoth.
5d 6h 55m Entered Victory Road.
[RIP] RIP E4 Attempt #12.
5d 6h 52m We send out Rhydon, and Hydro Pump finishes us off. Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 6h 51m We use Swift against Gyarados; it responds with a Hydro Pump, which we barely survive, before finishing us off with Dragon Rage. Electrode faints!
5d 6h 50m Vs. Lance attempt #3! We have Electrode and a poisoned Rhydon.
5d 6h 49m Rhydon is poisoned by Toxic, then lands a Rock Slide. Defeated Agatha!
5d 6h 48m We send out Rhydon, and Gengar reacts with Night Shade. Our Strength and Stomp don't seem to help much.
5d 6h 47m We send out Rapidash, which becomes poisoned from Toxic.
5d 6h 47m With Poliwrath's breath, it manages one last Surf. Poliwrath faints!
5d 6h 46m Poliwrath becomes badly poisoned. We put Gengar to sleep with Hypnosis.
5d 6h 45m We continue hitting ourselves in confusion as Gengar experiments with statuses. As it turns out, Dream Eater does nothing if we're awake.
5d 6h 44m We send out Poliwrath, and Gengar confuses us as we use Amnesia.
5d 6h 43m Arbok faints, and Dodrio reaches Level 52! Shortly thereafter, Gengar hits it with night shade. Dodrio faints!
5d 6h 43m Dodrio becomes paralyzed due to Glare! Arbok starts using Screech and Bite.
5d 6h 42m Agatha spends a Super Potion on Haunter between Flies; it isn't enough to save it. Next up is Arbok, which we crit with Fly.
5d 6h 42m Gengar misses Hypnosis, and the next Fly takes it out; Haunter is sent out.
5d 6h 41m After a few Flies, Golbat pulls off a Confuse Ray, but it doesn't stop us from Flying. Next up is the Gengar we started with.
5d 6h 41m Vs. Agatha! As Dodrio flies, Agatha switches out Gengar in favor of Golbat.
5d 6h 40m We run out of Earthquake PP, but the final one crits. Defeated Bruno!
5d 6h 39m Onix manages a Rock Throw and a Rage before going down. Machamp enters the field and starts attempting Fissure.
5d 6h 39m As Hitmonlee faints, Rhydon reaches Level 46!
5d 6h 38m After another X Defend, Hitmonchan faints; Hitmonlee is sent out into another X Defend.
5d 6h 37m Bruno uses an X Defend as we select Earthquake...and repeat. Onix faints! Next is Hitmonchan with Ice Punch.
5d 6h 36m We switch out Dodrio in favor of Rhydon. Bruno reacts with Rock Throw, then starts to Harden as we use Strength.
5d 6h 35m We send out Dodrio vs. Onix, then try to run away.
5d 6h 34m Vs. Bruno!
5d 6h 33m At higher Special, Surf is eating away at Lapras. Lorelei resorts to a Super Potion, but even that isn't enough. Lapras faints! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 6h 32m Jynx faints from surf! Lapras is sent out.
5d 6h 31m Jynx is still falling in and out of sleep as we use Amnesia.
5d 6h 29m We try to sleep Jynx some more in between buffing with Amnesia.
5d 6h 28m We send out Poliwrath; Jynx lands a crit Thrash as we miss with Hypnosis.
5d 6h 27m Vileplume hits itself in confusion as Jynx punches it. Vileplume faints!
5d 6h 27m Dewgong and Cloyster faint quickly to Petal Dance. Slowbro follows.
5d 6h 26m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #12! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP Attempt #11.
5d 6h 19m Blizzard hits, and Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 6h 19m Oh, and the next Body Slam crits. Poliwrath faints! Rhydon enters the arena alone.
5d 6h 18m Poliwrath becomes paralyzed due to Body Slam.
5d 6h 17m Poliwrath misses a Hypnosis and becomes confused, switching to Ice Beam.
5d 6h 16m Poliwrath enters the field and uses Hypnosis. Lapras immediately wakes up, so we repeat the cycle.
5d 6h 15m Lapras finally misses a Blizzard, but we use Screech and succumb to Hydro Pump. Electrode faints!
5d 6h 15m We crit Thunderbolt, and Lapras keeps attempting Confuse Ray.
5d 6h 14m We send out Electrode, then become confused; Body Slam puts us at half health.
5d 6h 13m We bring out Rhydon, then switch in Dodrio. Dodrio faints!
5d 6h 12m We switch Rapidash into a crit Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints!
5d 6h 11m Lapras is sent out. We consider fleeing again.
5d 6h 10m We switch out in favor of Poliwrath. Jynx strikes with Doubleslap, then Lorelei uses a Super Potion, then Jynx misses; finally Surf takes it down. Poliwrath reaches Level 48!
5d 6h 9m Rhydon is sent out. We try to run away.
5d 6h 8m It looks like Jynx still outspeeds with Ice Punch. Vileplume faints!
5d 6h 7m Slowbro goes down, and Vileplume reaches Lv. 65!
5d 6h 7m Dewgong clutches a Petal Dance, and our next one misses, but the third takes it out. Cloyster goes down and we hit ourselves in confusion in front of Slowbro.
[Chat] tppsimulator: lots of tpp is going on?
5d 6h 6m Vs. Lorelei!
5d 6h 6m We contemplate throwing our Pokedex in the water.
5d 6h 5m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #11!
5d 6h 3m We lock gazes with the PC before shaking our head and walking away. We save in front of the cash register, then again for good measure. The cashier looks on, apathetic.
[RIP] RIP Attempt #10.
5d 6h 1m Hydro Pump hits, and Rhydon faints! Blacked out!
5d 6h 0m We switch to Stomp, but without a flinch Rapidash faints due to Hydro Pump. Only Rhydon remains.
5d 6h 0m Lorelei uses another Super Potion as Rapidash keeps going.
5d 5h 59m We send out Rapidash and Stomp; Lorelei uses a Super Potion and we switch to Fire Spin.
5d 5h 58m We switch out in favor of Electrode. Lapras crits a Body Slam, landing us in low health. We use Swift and Lapras finishes us off with Hydro Pump; Electrode faints!
5d 5h 58m We send out Rhydon before getting distracted by our bag some more.
5d 5h 57m Dodrio faints from Blizzard.
5d 5h 57m Poliwrath faints! We send out Dodrio and use Tri Attack.
5d 5h 56m Poliwrath becomes paralyzed and hits low health. We stare into our backpack.
5d 5h 55m Poliwrath is sent out. We settle in for some Surf.
5d 5h 55m Jynx still outspeeds, but we take it down with Petal Dance, before Lapras comes out and finishes us off. Vileplume faints!
5d 5h 54m Vileplume reaches Level 64! Cloyster and Slowbro go down.
5d 5h 53m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #10! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP Attempt #9.
5d 5h 51m After a few turns of tiny Swift damage, we use Selfdestruct, dealing a little damage to onix. Electrode faints! Blacked out!
5d 5h 51m Vs. Bruno!
5d 5h 48m Lapras clutches a Thunderbolt and Lorelei uses a Super Potion. The next Thunderbolt takes it down. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 5h 47m Rapidash traps Lapras with Fire Spin, but after a few rounds it misses, and Lapras finds us with Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints! Only Electrode remains.
5d 5h 47m We send out Rapidash and use Stomp. Lapras misses a Hydro Pump, and we try out Fire Spin.
5d 5h 47m Poliwrath faints!
5d 5h 46m We get a crit; Lapras retaliates with Confuse Ray, and we hurt ourselves in confusion.
5d 5h 45m Lapras is sent out and starts using Body Slam as we Surf.
5d 5h 45m We switch to Poliwrath. Jynx uses Thrash as we Surf and finish it off.
5d 5h 45m We send out Voltorb and use Swift; Lorelei uses a Super Potion.
5d 5h 44m Rhydon faints to a somewhat overkill crit Ice Punch.
5d 5h 44m Fury Attack hits 4 times, but a crit Ice Punch means that Dodrio faints!
5d 5h 43m Jynx comes out and uses Ice Punch. Vileplume hits itself in confusion and goes down to another Ice Punch. Vileplume faints! We send out Dodrio.
5d 5h 42m We're up to Slowbro, chipping away with Petal Dance as it uses Amnesia and Lorelei stops in with some Super Potions.
5d 5h 42m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #9! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP Attempt #8.
5d 5h 39m We land a Fly before Gyarados takes Dodrio down with Hyper Beam. Dodrio faints! Blacked out!
5d 5h 38m Vs. Lance! Attempt #2. Only Dodrio remains, at half health.
5d 5h 38m Dodrio reaches Level 51! We skip learning Agility, Dodrio's last movelearn. Defeated Agatha!
5d 5h 37m Dodrio comes out and uses Fly. Gengar barely survives and Agatha uses another Super Potion, but a crit takes it down.
5d 5h 36m We freeze Gengar with Ice Beam, then chip away at the rest of its health. Agatha uses a Super Potion and we brag some with Amnesia, then try Hypnosis. Poliwrath faints from poison!
5d 5h 36m Arbok faints! Gengar comes out and uses Toxic; Poliwrath is poisoned.
5d 5h 35m Haunter goes down. Next up is Arbok; we stay on Ice Beam and crit as it uses Acid.
5d 5h 35m This time, Haunter is the one to fall asleep. We start using Ice Beam.
5d 5h 35m We send out Poliwrath and use Amnesia; Haunter's Hypnosis misses and it tries Dream Eater anyway.
5d 5h 34m Electrode faints!
5d 5h 34m We crit Thunderbolt, and Haunter puts Electrode to sleep, then uses Dream Eater.
5d 5h 34m Electrode reaches Level 42!
5d 5h 33m Golbat tries Haze. We locate Thunderbolt and take Golbat down.
5d 5h 33m We switch out Golbat for Electrode. Golbat uses Wing Attack as we Screech.
5d 5h 33m Gengar goes down! Next is Golbat, which we crit with Fly. Agatha uses a Super Potion.
5d 5h 32m Dodrio uses Fly for half of Gengar's HP. Gengar attempts Dream Eater. The next Fly misses and Gengar hits with Night Shade.
5d 5h 32m Vs. Agatha! Gengar vs. Dodrio.
5d 5h 31m Next up is Machamp. We outspeed as Bruno uses X Defend, then Leer. Machamp faints! Defeated Bruno!
5d 5h 30m Another Onix comes out. Surf deals with it easily, too. Poliwrath reaches Level 47!
5d 5h 30m Bruno uses two X Defends; Hitmonlee falls to Surf.
5d 5h 30m Surf takes it down. Next up is Hitmonlee.
5d 5h 29m Next up is Hitmonchan. We use more Surf and it uses Ice Punch.
5d 5h 29m We switch into Poliwrath and hit Onix with Surf, dealing with it easily.
5d 5h 28m We switch out into Electrode. Onix keeps to its Rage strategy and, intimidated, we try to run away.
5d 5h 27m Bruno uses X Defense as we fly. Onix keeps repeating Rage.
5d 5h 27m Dodrio uses Fly against Onix. Onix rages in response.
5d 5h 26m Vs. Bruno!
5d 5h 26m Electrode enters the playing field, using Thunderbolt. Lapras faints! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 5h 25m We send out Dodrio and immediately switch Rhydon into a Blizzard. Rhydon faints!
5d 5h 24m Fire Spin finally misses, and Hydro Pump hits. Rapidash faints!
5d 5h 24m Lorelei uses Super Potion mid-Fire Spin; Rapidash doesn't notice.
5d 5h 23m Next out is Rapidash, which traps Lapras with Fire Spin.
5d 5h 23m Jynx goes down, leaving Lapras for last. Lapras lands a Blizzard, and Vileplume faints!
5d 5h 23m Slowbro goes down too. Jynx starts using Ice Punch.
5d 5h 22m Vileplume reaches Level 63!
5d 5h 22m We switch Petal Dance into the first slot. Dewgong goes down, followed by Cloyster.
5d 5h 20m Vs. Lorelei!
5d 5h 20m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #8!
5d 5h 19m We chat with the Cable Club representative and the cashier, for good luck.
[RIP] RIP Attempt #7.
5d 5h 18m Selfdestruct detonates! Hitmonchan goes down, but Electrode faints too! Blacked out!
5d 5h 18m We use Swift and Hitmonchan uses Thunderpunch, then tries Counter.
5d 5h 17m Tri Attack is physical here, so Bruno hits hard with Counter. Dodrio faints! Next and last is Electrode.
5d 5h 17m After landing on Tri Attack again, Onix faints! Next is Hitmonchan.
5d 5h 16m Each Fury Attack also builds Onix's Rage. The next Fury Attack misses, and we use Peck.
5d 5h 15m Dodrio uses Fury Attack. Each hit reminds us it's not very effective. Bruno remembers he has Harden, then uses Rage.
5d 5h 15m Chat switches Fly into the first moveslot, then keeps using Tri Attack. Bruno experiments with Slam.
5d 5h 14m Tri Attack; X Defend. After a second Tri Attack, Bruno goes for a Rock Throw and misses.
5d 5h 13m Vs. Bruno! Dodrio and Electrode are still standing.
5d 5h 12m We send out Electrode and use Thunderbolt. Lapras faints! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 5h 11m Next up is Rhydon, which gets outsped as Lapras uses Blizzard. Rhydon faints!
5d 5h 11m On the third Stomp, Lapras lands a Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints!
5d 5h 10m We use Stomp and Lapras flinches, twice.
5d 5h 9m After a little setup, Surf does a third of its health, but Body Slam is too much for us. Poliwrath faints! Rapidash is sent out.
5d 5h 9m Jynx takes itself out with a self-hit. Next up is Lapras, which uses Body Slam as we surf.
5d 5h 8m Jynx lands a Thrash before falling asleep again. We use another Amnesia as Jynx wakes back up.
5d 5h 8m We locate Surf but are fully paralyzed, then switch back to Hypnosis.
5d 5h 7m Jynx starts to use Thrash. We use Hypnosis and miss, then hit.
5d 5h 7m Doubleslap misses and we try out Amnesia. From Body Slam, Poliwrath is paralyzed!
5d 5h 6m Lorelei uses a Super Potion twice in a row as we keep Surfing.
5d 5h 6m We switch to Poliwrath. Jynx uses Doubleslap, then Body Slam, as we use Surf.
5d 5h 5m We outspeed and use Petal Dance, but Ice Punch crits. Vileplume faints! We send out Rhydon.
5d 5h 5m Petal Dance still OHKOs Cloyster, and now does on Slowbro as well. Jynx is sent out.
5d 5h 4m We use Toxic on Dewgong. It takes us into the yellow with some Aurorabeam before we use Petal Dance.
5d 5h 3m Vs. Lorelei! Vileplume vs. Dewgong.
5d 5h 3m We check our Coin Case. We have 17 coins.
5d 5h 3m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #7!
5d 5h 2m We boot up HM02 Fly, then change our minds.
[RIP] RIP Attempt #6.
5d 5h 1m Hitmonlee outspeeds and hits us with a High Jump Kick. Poliwrath faints! Blacked out!
5d 5h 0m Amnesia again, followed by Mega Punch. At +4 Special we switch back to Surf. Next up is Hitmonlee.
5d 5h 0m Next is Hitmonchan; we switch to Amnesia as Bruno attempts Ice Punch.
5d 5h 0m Onix vs. Poliwrath. We use Surf and take Onix down in one hit.
5d 4h 59m Vs. Bruno! Hoo hah!
5d 4h 58m We hit ourselves in confusion; Lapras uses Confuse Ray again and falls from its burn. Defeated Lorelei!
5d 4h 58m We use Amnesia, then try to use Hypnosis on a burned Lapras. Lapras lands a crit Body Slam, taking us to half health.
5d 4h 57m We send out Poliwrath and dig through our Coin Case for a bribe.
5d 4h 55m Electrode faints! We send out Rapidash and use Ember; Lapras becomes burned, then hits us with a Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints!
5d 4h 54m We send out Electrode, using Thunderbolt; Lorelei uses a Super Potion which lets her survive the next Thunderbolt and use Body Slam. We switch to Screech.
5d 4h 53m We manage a Stomp with Rhydon before Blizzard hits and Rhydon faints!
5d 4h 53m We try to run away, then land a Fly before Lorelei uses Blizzard. Dodrio faints!
5d 4h 52m We send out Dodrio and use Fury Attack, hitting three times. Jynx faints! Dodrio reaches Lv. 50!
5d 4h 50m Lorelei sends out Jynx. We almost switch move order again, then hit Jynx to half health with one Petal Dance before Vileplume faints!
5d 4h 50m More Toxic, more Amnesia. Finally we locate Solarbeam and finish Slowbro off.
5d 4h 49m We try out Stun Spore, then Toxic again. What stat was Slowbro boosting? It forgot--ah, right, Amnesia.
5d 4h 49m We use Toxic on Slowbro; it starts stacking up Amnesia.
5d 4h 48m Cloyster lands a crit Aurorabeam as we charge up our Solarbeam, but we defeat it. Vileplume reaches Lv. 62!
5d 4h 47m We switch Petal Dance to first slot, and then Solarbeam back up. With Solarbeam, Dewgong faints.
5d 4h 46m Vs. Elite Four Attempt #6! Vs. Lorelei!
[Snark] Well, at least we're not just losing our full green to Bruno.
5d 4h 46m Our Lance split has officially gone red!
5d 4h 45m We heal at the front counter for good luck.
[RIP] RIP Attempt #5.
5d 4h 44m Electrode uses Selfdestruct! It barely does anything to Onix. Electrode faints! Blacked out!
[Chat] Chat debates whether to Selfdestruct for honor or try for a little EXP.
5d 4h 43m We use Screech and Bruno responds with an X Defend.
5d 4h 43m Vs. Bruno! Onix vs. Electrode.
5d 4h 42m Three minutes until our Lance split goes red, but we only have Electrode here at Bruno.
5d 4h 42m Electrode grows to Level 41! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 4h 41m Electrode stands alone. We use Thunderbolt and crit! Lapras faints!
5d 4h 40m More Amnesia; more Confuse Ray. We locate Ice Beam but hit ourselves, and after a Body Slam Poliwrath faints!
5d 4h 40m We use Amnesia; Lapras goes back to Confuse Ray as our confusion ends.
5d 4h 40m We hit ourselves in confusion. Lapras lands a crit Body Slam.
5d 4h 39m Lapras uses Confuse Ray and we try out Ice Beam, as it tries Confuse Ray again.
5d 4h 39m We send out Poliwrath and start landing little Surfs. Lapras uses Body Slam.
5d 4h 38m We land a Body Slam, but then Rapidash faints from Hydro Pump.
5d 4h 38m Rapdiash is sent out. We dig through our bag as per tradition.
5d 4h 37m Jynx faints! We land another Tri Attack on Lapras and it takes us down with a somewhat excessive crit Blizzard. Dodrio faints!
5d 4h 36m Dodrio is sent out. We use Tri Attack and Jynx barely lives, taking us to 6 HP with Ice Punch.
5d 4h 36m We send out Rhydon into an Ice Punch. Rhydon faints!
5d 4h 35m Ice Punch crits and Vileplume faints!
5d 4h 34m Petal Dance takes Cloyster down! Slowbro too. Next is Jynx.
5d 4h 34m Dewgong opens with Aurora Beam as we use Solarbeam. Dewgong faints and out comes Cloyster.
5d 4h 33m E4 Attempt #5! Vs. Lorelei!
[RIP] RIP Attempt #4.
5d 4h 30m Gyarados uses Hyper Beam against Poliwrath and Poliwrath faints! Blacked out!
5d 4h 29m Gyarados vs. J! We use Fire Spin and miss, but Hydro Pump misses too. Body Slam hits and Hydro Pump finds us; Rapidash faints!
5d 4h 29m Vs Lance! First attempt.
5d 4h 28m Standing motionless, staring at Lance from the end of the hall...We have 16 minutes to beat him for a green split.
5d 4h 28m With a crit surf Gengar is down! Poliwrath reaches Level 45! Defeated Agatha on her first try!
5d 4h 27m Gengar uses Confuse Ray and we self hit; after a double Confuse Ray we land Surf, and Gengar tries SE again.
5d 4h 27m We send out Poliwrath. Gengar decides that Dream Eater is SE, and we use Surf.
5d 4h 27m Swift fails against Gengar, and Night Shade takes us out. Electrode faints!
5d 4h 26m Dream Eater doesn't seem to work on poison. We try out Screech as Agatha uses Confuse Ray again.
5d 4h 26m Next out is Electrode! We outspeed even while slower by 20 levels, and use Thunderbolt. Gengar uses Confuse Ray and then Toxic; Electrode is poisoned.
5d 4h 26m We locate Earthquake, but hit ourselves in confusion, and Night Shade finishes us off! Rhydon faints!
5d 4h 25m With Glare, Rhydon is paralyzed! Arbok faints and Agatha sends out Gengar and tries to use Dream Eater.
5d 4h 25m Next is Arbok, using Screech while we use Strength. It uses Acid as we keep spamming away.
5d 4h 24m Haunter uses Hypnosis and puts us to sleep, but we wake up straight away. The next Hypnosis misses and we use Earthquake. Haunter faints! Rhydon reaches Lv. 45!
5d 4h 24m Haunter uses Dream Eater and Dodrio faints! Next is Rhydon.
5d 4h 23m Next up is Haunter! We try to use Tri Attack and Haunter puts us to sleep, then confuses us.
5d 4h 23m A crit Wing Attack takes Golbat into the red. We switch to Tri Attack as Golbat uses Haze again.
5d 4h 23m Night Shade hits Normal-types in Gen 1, but Gengar faints anyway. Golbat gets sent out and starts using Haze.
5d 4h 23m We use Fly and Gengar tries Night Shade.
5d 4h 22m Vs. Agatha! She sends out Gengar against Dodrio.
5d 4h 21m Back to green splits; we have 41 minutes to defeat Agatha to keep this split green.
5d 4h 20m Bruno finally enters his attack menu and uses Submission, taking Poliwrath to half health. Machamp clutches and...Bruno uses X Defend again, letting us surf once more. Machamp faints! Defeated Bruno on attempt #2!
5d 4h 19m Next is Machamp; we stay on Surf as Bruno uses yet another X Defend.
5d 4h 19m Poliwrath reaches Level 44! Next is another Onix which goes down to Surf.
5d 4h 19m Bruno uses X Defend and we keep Surfing away. Another X Defend and it's down.
5d 4h 18m We crit Surf, and Hitmonchan faints. Next is Hitmonlee.
5d 4h 18m Dodrio reaches Lv. 49! Next out is Hitmonchan.
5d 4h 18m We send out Poliwrath! Bruno uses another X Defend, but we take Onix out with Surf.
5d 4h 17m We trap Onix with Fire Spin for a few turns, then enter the switch menu again...
5d 4h 17m We send out J! Bruno uses X Defend.
5d 4h 17m Onix vs. Dodrio. We contemplate switching out.
5d 4h 16m Vs. Bruno (try #2)!
5d 4h 15m We send out Dodrio and use Tri Attack. Lapras faints! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 4h 14m Next and last is Lapras, which goes to low health before using Blizzard. Vileplume faints!
5d 4h 14m Lorelei sends out Jynx and it goes down in two Petal Dances with the power of our new levels.
5d 4h 14m Slowbro goes down with a crit. Vileplume hits Lv. 61!
5d 4h 13m Solarbeam crits and Dewgong goes down. Petal Dance OHKOs Cloyster.
5d 4h 13m We use Toxic and Dewgong uses Rest, which fails at full HP. Then it tries Rest again as we charge Solarbeam.
5d 4h 12m Vs. Lorelei! Vileplume vs. Dewgong.
5d 4h 12m Entered Lorelei's room! Vs. E4 Attempt #4!
5d 4h 11m We finally escape from the cashier, only to get caught by the trainer blocking the door.
5d 4h 8m We try to buy some Ultra Balls, forgetting about our bag space.
[RIP] RIP Attempt #3.
5d 4h 7m Body Slam takes us to 7 HP, and Lorelei decides to disrespect us with Confuse Ray. With a self-hit, Poliwrath faints! Blacked out!
5d 4h 6m Only Poliwrath remains. We use Surf as Lapras tries Body Slam.
5d 4h 5m ...and we switch to Screech. Electrode faints!
5d 4h 5m We send out Electrode and use Thunderbolt. Blizzard hits and we clutch with 3 HP.
5d 4h 4m We send out Rhydon, get outsped, and get hit by Hydro Pump. Rhydon faints!
5d 4h 3m We try to run away, then decide on Stomp. Hydro Pump hits and Rapidash faints!
5d 4h 3m We send out Rapidash, then try to ride our bike.
5d 4h 2m Fly crits, and Jynx faints! Next out is Lapras; we switch to Fury Attack and hit twice. Blizzard hits, and Dodrio faints!
5d 4h 2m Next out is Dodrio, who outspeeds and uses Fly.
5d 4h 2m We land a Petal Dance before Vileplume faints!
5d 4h 1m Too much Amnesia spam. Slowbro faints! Time for Jynx...
5d 4h 1m We hit ourselves in confusion twice and Slowbro starts using Amnesia.
5d 4h 1m Aurora Beam does some damage but Petal Dance does more. Cloyster goes down, too, and then Slowbro comes out.
5d 4h 0m Vs Lorelei! Dewgong against Vileplume.
5d 3h 59m Back into Lorelei's room. E4 Attempt #3 begins!
5d 3h 58m We switch Vileplume to the front of the party! Then we try to Fly indoors.
5d 3h 56m RIP Attempt #2.
5d 3h 56m We send out Rapidash and use Stomp, but Lapras lands a Hydro Pump. Rapidash faints! Blacked out!
5d 3h 55m We crit an Ice Beam for some tiny damage, and then Poliwrath faints!
5d 3h 55m Lapras wakes up and uses another Confuse Ray.
5d 3h 54m We put Lapras to sleep with Hypnosis, then start using Surf.
5d 3h 54m Lapras lands a crit Body Slam as we hit ourselves in confusion.
[Chat] tppsimulator: Oh no
5d 3h 53m We send out Poliwrath and use Surf. Lapras uses Confuse Ray.
5d 3h 52m Hydro Pump hits and Voltorb faints!
5d 3h 52m We send out Electrode and mess around in the bag before using Swift.
5d 3h 51m We send out Dodrio and handle Jynx with Peck. Next out is Lapras, who lands a Blizzard. Dodrio faints!
5d 3h 50m We send out Rhydon without much luck. Rhydon faints!
5d 3h 50m Next out is Jynx, using Ice Punch. We clutch and manage two Petal Dances before Vileplume faints!
5d 3h 49m Next out is Slowbro. We use Petal Dance and OHKO it. Vileplume hits Level 60!
5d 3h 49m Next out is Cloyster, who uses Aurorabeam as we charge another Solarbeam.
5d 3h 49m For some reason, Rest isn't doing SE damage. We take Dewgong down with a crit Solarbeam.
5d 3h 48m Dewgong vs. Rhydon; we immediately switch out for Vileplume. Lorelei tries to use Rest.
5d 3h 48m Into Lorelei's room! Vs. Elite Four Attempt #2! Vs. Lorelei!
5d 3h 46m We try to buy some Max Potions, but we have no room in our bag.
[Chat] meanwhile spills all the PJSalt at the split system.
5d 3h 45m We save next to the cashier, then start contemplating how to use Lorelei's money...
[rip] Attempt #1, and our Bruno split
5d 3h 43m Fire Spin misses again and Rapidash faints! Blacked out!
5d 3h 42m We send out J and use Fire Spin, but miss. Bruno's HJK takes us to the red.
5d 3h 42m After another Fly miss, Dodrio faints! Only Rapidash remains.
5d 3h 41m We clutch another Ice Punch and Hitmonchan faints! Dodrio reaches Level 48!
5d 3h 41m Bruno remembers what SE is and uses Ice Punch. That reminds us of our own SE moves, and we use fly, taking Hitmonchan to low health.
5d 3h 40m We use Fly, but miss. Bruno uses X Defend, and we switch to Fury Attack. Bruno uses Counter, and then X Defend after a Fury miss.
5d 3h 40m Next out is Hitmonchan! We consult HM02 for guidance. Time ticks down...
5d 3h 39m Down at low health, Bruno uses an X Defend on Onix. We crit Tri Attack, and Onix goes down!
5d 3h 39m The input reader goes dark, but we're still Tri Attacking away. A brief flash of the technical difficulties sign doesn't stop us.
5d 3h 38m Bruno sends out Onix against Dodrio. We try Tri Attack and it uses Slam.
5d 3h 38m We find Bruno pretty quickly. Vs Bruno!
[Fluff] Original Red took 8 minutes between Lorelei and Bruno, which means our next split is in danger...
5d 3h 37m We miss Fire Spin, and Lapras's Hydro Pump misses as we switch to Body Slam. The next two Hydro Pumps miss as well, and we take Lapras down! Defeated Lorelei!
5d 3h 36m We send out Rapidash and trap Lapras with Fire Spin.
5d 3h 36m After another Body Slam, Poliwrath faints!
5d 3h 35m It tries to confuse us again. Our next Hypnosis misses too, and after a Body Slam Poliwrath is paralyzed.
5d 3h 34m Next out is Lapras; our Surfs do a lot less than its Body Slams. Lapras switches to Confuse Ray, and we try Hypnosis but miss.
5d 3h 34m We send out Poliwrath and manage to take Jynx down with Surf.
5d 3h 33m Jynx misses an Ice Punch, which I think is a Gen 1 miss? The next one lands, though. Voltorb faints!
5d 3h 32m We send out Electrode and use Thunderbolt; Jynx lands a crit Body Slam. We try Screech.
5d 3h 32m We clutch another Ice Punch and get Jynx to half health before Vileplume faints!
5d 3h 32m Next out is Jynx, which outspeeds and uses Ice Punch. Vileplume hits itself in confusion.
5d 3h 31m Cloyster goes down from Petal Dance. Next out is Slowbro, which barely clutches; it uses Amnesia and then faints.
5d 3h 31m Lorelei uses a Super Potion on Dewgong! It doesn't save it, though. It faints, and next out is Cloyster.
5d 3h 30m We send out Vileplume and try out Petal Dance. Dewgong uses Rest.
5d 3h 30m Lorelei sends out Dewgong against Rhydon and immediately OHKOs it with Aurora beam. Rhydon faints!
5d 3h 29m The Elite Four begins! Vs. Lorelei! E4 Attempt #1!
5d 3h 28m We heal again for good measure, then do a victory lap around the room.
5d 3h 26m We try to Surf our way to Nurse Joy, then try out Strength. Finally we just give up and talk to her. We heal! Checkpointed at Indigo Plateau!
5d 3h 26m Inside of Indigo Plateau! And outside. And back inside.
5d 3h 23m At least Dodrio gets to see the statues for a second, but poison finally catches up with it. Dodrio faints!
5d 3h 22m Up a ladder, down a ladder, and outside. We're free! Emerged onto Route 23, outside of the Elite Four.
5d 3h 20m Dodrio becomes poisoned... but thanks to Gen 1, we're not taking damage after KOing Hypno. Same with the two Kadabras that follow. Defeated Juggler!
5d 3h 20m A crit Tri Attack takes it down! Dodrio reaches Level 47! Next out is Hypno.
5d 3h 19m Vs Juggler! They send out Drowzee against our Dodrio.
5d 3h 17m We push a boulder onto a switch. We go up and stare longingly at TM05, but we still have no bag space.
5d 3h 15m We push a boulder down a hole and jump in after it, reaching Floor 2.
5d 3h 13m Our second Fly hits! The next mon out is Weepinbell, which we take care of with Fly too...and then Victreebel completes the set. Defeated Cooltrainer♀! She's furious.
5d 3h 13m Vs Cooltrainer♀! She sends out Bellsprout against our Dodrio; we use Fly and miss.
5d 3h 11m The next mon out is Tentacruel, but we take it out with the help of a crit Petal Dance. Next up is Blastoise...and Petal Dance OHKOs. Vileplume reaches Level 59! Defeated Cooltrainer♂!
5d 3h 10m Rhydon faints! We send out Vileplume to take care of Kingler with Solarbeam.
5d 3h 9m Challenged by Cooltrainer♂! He sends out Kingler against our Rhydon.
5d 3h 4m Chansey faints and Dodrio reaches Level 46! Dewgong faints quickly too. Defeated Cooltrainer♀!
5d 3h 3m We switch out Rhydon and take Parasect out with Dewgong! Cooltrainer♀ sends out Dewgong and gets us into the red before withdrawing for Chansey.
5d 3h 3m Spore gives Rhydon a few nice turns of rest, but eventually we take the Parasect down to the red...and Cooltrainer♀ uses a Hyper Potion.
5d 2h 58m Challenged by Cooltrainer♀! She sends out a Parasect against our Rhydon.
5d 2h 54m Looks like we're on the northern side of the third floor.
5d 2h 45m Updates since the last update: We're still hanging out in Victory Road, and right now we're trying to handle the Strength puzzles.
5d 1h 45m Since the last update, we've managed to reach Victory Road
5d 0h 5m Since the last update, we've migrated to the Cinnabar Mansion again. Our team is mainly levels 40-45 with vileplume being an outlier at 58
4d 21h 31m The stairs at the close end of Route 22 are currently in some kind of quantum state of being and non-being.
4d 21h 22m Since the last update, we've been jumping over the ledge on Route 22... until there were mysteriously stairs at the far end that weren't actually there... and stairs on the close end that vanished before our eyes....
4d 20h 53m Since last update... we've been jumping over the ledge on Route 22 repeatedly... and that's it.
4d 20h 3m Since last update:
JJJJSSS to the last slot in our box.4d 18h 6m Since last update, we made our way back to Cinnabar Mansion and started beating up the wildlife there. Poliwhirl grew to level 41 and learned Amnesia over Water Gun.
4d 17h 2m Instead of surfing, we fly back to Viridian, and behind the ledge once more.
4d 16h 48m We pass the rainbow badge check and now must deal with initiating surf.
4d 16h 43m We have the Boulder Badge! And the Cascade Badge too! Checks out, we can continue!
4d 16h 41m Oh hey, we made it past the Route 22 ledge immediately. Nice.
4d 16h 38m Since last update, we went and bought 11 balls from the Viridian Mart and returned to Route 22 via a detour through Pallet Town.
4d 16h 4m Quick catch-up update: We spent a bunch of time in the Cinnabar Mansion, tried and failed to catch something on Route 1 with our last ball and box slot, and now we're on Route 22 below the infamous ledge, where it looks like we're contemplating life. That is all.
Updater's going dark for now! Check #stream-feed in discord for news
4d 13h 48m Flew to Cinnabar
4d 13h 43m We send Vileplume, he uses Reflect that fails because he used it before, Vileplume crits Blastoise with Petal Dance, We win!
4d 13h 42m We miss EQ [1in256!] while he uses a Potion on Alakazam and then die to a crit Psychic!
4d 13h 41m We go to Route 22 and fight Blue!, So far we lost Electrode, Poliwhirl, Dodrio and Ponyta but took down Pidgeot, Rhyhrn, Growlithe and Exeggcute, its our Rhydon vs Alakazam now
4d 13h 17m We're trying to switch move order to save Thunderbolt but can't due to, ahem, some people. So we go to Route 1, explode and back to heal at home, this will probably happen at least a few more times
4d 13h 11m Flew to Pallet and healed again
4d 12h 54m Electrode has leveled up to level 39!
4d 12h 51m Healed and back to grind
4d 12h 47m Bought a Great Ball
4d 12h 34m Poliwhirl to 36
4d 12h 25m Electrode down after getting to lv38
4d 12h 20m Poliwhirl to 35 a while ago
4d 12h 19m We heal and went back to the mansion
4d 11h 39m Electrode down and we're back to the mansion grind
4d 11h 25m We fly to Cinnabar and go east to Route 20 and fight some trainers
4d 11h 25m We use our home pc and store Old Rod, Super Rod, Helix Fossil (oh no!) and the Silph Scope and withdraw TM21 Mega Drain, TM21 Mega Drain and the Poke Flute
4d 11h 18m We rest with Mom and heal <3
4d 11h 17m Bought a Water Stone and flew to Pallet
4d 11h 10m Flew to Celadon
4d 11h 5m Electrode KAPOWs on a trainer's Shellder
4d 11h 4m Electrode to 37
4d 11h 0m Electrode to 36 after beating up a Swimmer
4d 10h 51m Surfing to Cinnabar to continue the grind
4d 10h 43m Flew to Viridian
4d 10h 39m Tossed TM46 Psywave and Moon Stone
4d 10h 21m Also used a Rare Candy on Poliwhirl to get it to 34
4d 10h 17m Got TM13 Ice Beam from the girl
4d 10h 14m Taught Rhydon Rock Slide over Fury Attack
4d 10h 13m Bought a Soda Pop and Lemonade, got TM48 Rock Slide
4d 9h 59m In Celadon City
4d 9h 55m Flew to Vermillion and walking to Celadon now
4d 9h 45m Flew to Fuchsia and healed
4d 9h 39m Dodrio to 43
4d 9h 22m Dodrio to 42
4d 9h 21m Pony down
4d 9h 16m Ponyta to 37
4d 9h 11m We run out of Tbolt pp so we KAPOW
4d 9h 5m Electrode to 35
4d 8h 57m Electrode to 34
4d 8h 45m Rhyhoen to 42, evolved to Rhydon!
4d 8h 32m Poliwhirl has fallen!
4d 8h 29m Poliwhirl has grown to level 33!
4d 8h 22m Healed
4d 8h 10m Electeode fainted
4d 8h 05m Electrode to 33
[Info] Sorry didnt mean rhydon to 41, it's still a Rhyhorn
4d 7h 57m Rhyhorn fainted
4d 7h 47m Rhydon to 41
4d 7h 32m Poliwhirl faints to Weezing
4d 7h 24m Healed
4d 7h 21m Dodrio got poisoned and ran out of Fly pp so we went to heal
4d 7h 15m Dodrio to 41
4d 6h 59m Dodrio to 40
4d 6h 58m Vileplume reaches Level 58!
4d 6h 57m Electrode faints!
4d 6h 56m Electrode reaches Level 32!
4d 6h 53m Electrode becomes burned!
4d 6h 50m And with that, Rhyhorn faints!
4d 6h 49m Rhyhorn reaches Level 40! Rhyhorn learns Fury Attack over Tail Whip!
4d 6h 41m Ponyta survives a wild battle with 1 HP, and then we take a step. Ponyta faints!
4d 6h 31m Rhyhorn reaches Level 39!
4d 6h 24m Ponyta quickly becomes poisoned by another Koffing.
4d 6h 23m Poliwhirl faints!
4d 6h 22m Poliwhirl hits Level 32!
4d 6h 19m Poliwhirl becomes poisoned! Again.
4d 6h 14m Poliwhirl reaches Lv. 31!
4d 6h 12m Back to the Pokémon Mansion. The grind begins anew.
4d 6h 9m We heal!
4d 6h 9m We use an Escape Rope! Arrived in front of the Cinnabar Poké Center.
4d 6h 6m We try to toss the Secret Key, but something tells us it's too important.
4d 6h 2m Ponyta faints!
4d 5h 52m Ponyta reaches Level 36!
4d 5h 48m After surviving a wild battle with 1 HP, we take a few steps and Dodrio faints!
4d 5h 40m Dodrio becomes poisoned!
4d 5h 39m We put Thunderbolt as Voltorb's first move, then use Selfdestruct anyway. Voltorb faints!
4d 5h 33m Voltorb grows to Lv. 31!
4d 5h 29m We walk outside, letting Rhyhorn see the sun as poison finishes it off...but we walk back into the mansion for its final HP. Rhyhorn faints!
4d 5h 27m We head down to the first floor and examine one of the pillars. Looks like someone dropped something here... Picked up a Moon Stone!
4d 5h 21m Rhyhorn becomes poisoned.
4d 5h 18m Rhyhorn grows to Lv. 38!
4d 5h 18m Poliwhirl faints!
4d 5h 16m A few minutes ago we used TM06 Toxic so that Vileplume learned Toxic over Poisonpowder.
4d 5h 12m Poliwhirl is poisoned by a wild Koffing.
4d 5h 8m After a quick detour into the gym, we head back to the Pokémon Mansion.
4d 5h 6m We make it to the Poké Center and we heal!
4d 5h 5m Slowly making our way back outside.
4d 4h 52m Ponyta faints! Down to Vileplume.
4d 4h 50m Dodrio faints!
4d 4h 44m We try grinding Electrode, and it immediately uses Selfdestruct. Electrode faints!
4d 4h 42m Rhydon is down due to damage from its burn!
4d 4h 32m Headed to the third floor. We enjoy the new scenery, which is still mostly just rocks.
4d 4h 31m Rhyhorn gets burned by a wild Growlithe.
4d 4h 22m Rhyhorn reaches Lv. 37!
4d 4h 20m We decide to try out grinding on the second floor.
4d 4h 19m Poliwhirl faints!
4d 4h 16m Poliwhirl gets poisoned by a wild Koffing.
4d 4h 13m A Ponyta welcomes us inside. Let the grind begin!
4d 4h 12m Entered the Pokémon Mansion.
4d 4h 10m We enter the Poké Center, and we heal! We sprint back outside.
4d 4h 9m Arrived on Cinnabar Island! We read the sign outside the Poké Center.
4d 4h 5m Fisherman starts laments that he only seems to catch Magikarp. We Surf away before he can share the rest of his woes.
4d 4h 4m It's a Magikarp! We take it down with a few Water Guns. Defeated Fisherman!
4d 4h 4m Back to Surf, and back to Splash. Water Gun finishes out Magikarp. What Pokémon will the Fisherman use next...?
4d 4h 3m For variety, we try out Bubble. Magikarp faints and is replaced with Magikarp.
4d 4h 2m Soaked by Surf! Magikarp is sent out.
4d 4h 1m We keep using Surf, and Magikarp splashes itself to defeat. Next up is...Magikarp.
4d 4h 0m We faint the Magikarp with Bubble, and the Fisherman sends out another Magikarp. We try to use our Old Rod on it.
4d 3h 59m We use Surf, and Magikarp switches to Tackle. Then we try putting it to sleep.
4d 3h 59m We start using Bubble. Magikarp uses Splash!
4d 3h 58m Fisherman sends out a Magikarp against our Poliwhirl.
4d 3h 58m One of the fishermen isn't enjoying our visit. Vs. Fisherman!
4d 3h 57m We surf off the island! And then immediately step back on.
4d 3h 56m In trying to Surf away, we somehow start fishing.
4d 3h 55m Headed back down onto Route 21. Currently hanging out on that tiny island.
4d 3h 52m After rushing upstairs, we talk to our mom, and she asks us to stop for a quick rest. We heal!
4d 3h 51m After awhile of Surfing back and forth, we arrive in Pallet Town.
4d 3h 45m Ponyta faints!
4d 3h 42m Dodrio faints to a wild Tangela.
4d 3h 37m Dodrio hits Level 39! Dodrio learns Rage over Growl!
4d 3h 20m Dodrio to 38
4d 3h 16m Electrode down due to KAPOW
4d 3h 10m Rhyhorn down
4d 3h 1m Poli faints
4d 2h 51m Poli to 29
4d 2h 46m Poli to 28
4d 2h 38m Surfed down to Route 21 grass, grind is back
4d 2h 32m Landed on Pallet Town
4d 2h 30m Surfing in Route 21, planning to train the grass here south of pallet
4d 2h 27m Healed
4d 2h 21m We leave the mansion to go heal
4d 2h 16m Ponyta down
4d 2h 11m Still grinding
4d 1h 56m Dodrio down to poison too
4d 1h 53m Ponyta to 35
4d 1h 41m Rhyhorn faints
4d 1h 34m Rhyhorn to 36
4d 1h 32m Rhyhorn gets poisoned
4d 1h 28m Electrode KAPOWs on a 1hp Koffing
4d 1h 26m Poliwhirl down
4d 1h 25m Back in the mansion
4d 1h 19m We heal
4d 1h 15m Poliwhirl down
4d 1h 14m Poliwhirl to 27
4d 1h 9m We went into Pokémon Mansion, looks like its grind time
4d 1h 4m We're throwing our balls on a Magikarp and all 4 failed somehow, ran out of balls now
4d 0h 58m Just encountering randoms until we find Mewtwo again
4d 0h 49m We run away
4d 0h 48m Rhyhorn is sent out and we 2 balls miss Mewtwo
4d 0h 46m Plume goes down from Swift
4d 0h 46m We find Mewtwo and try to charge Solarbeam, Mewtwo lets off a Confusion and takes us down to 1hp
4d 0h 40m A level 5 Magikarp, woo!
4d 0h 38m We paralyze a Raichu and run away, the hunt for Mewtwo continues
4d 0h 35m This time its a level 6 Gloom and we dont even give it the time of out day.
4d 0h 34m We run away from a lv3 Nidoran♀
4d 0h 30m We keep surfing and jumping back to land
4d 0h 25m Back to surfing and looking for weird mons on the water
4d 0h 22m We heal and leave asap
4d 0h 21m Left the place after we got some pc pushers
4d 0h 19m Trying to heal in the Centre
4d 0h 15m We run away without throwing a single ball
4d 0h 14m Mewtwo takes down Vileplume and Rhyhorn while taking no damage, and Electrode uses Selfdestruct to do about 1/8 of its health
4d 0h 12m Level 62 Mewtwo lets see if we can catch this now
4d 0h 12m Level 6 Porygon now, man it escaped the labs
4d 0h 10m We run away promptly
4d 0h 10m We find a level 10 Horsea
4d 0h 8m We encounter next a Lv 58 Golbat.
4d 0h 6m We start surfing for great justice and find a Lv2 Nidoran.
4d 0h 2m We heal!
3d 23h 53m We blow our money on a total of 6 ultra balls.
3d 23h 52m We’re in the mart now, committed to buying ultra balls.
3d 23h 48m Two of our mons faint before we can escape.
3d 23h 46m We miss another 4 Poké Balls, cleaning us out!
3d 23h 43m We run into another lv 62 Mewtwo!
3d 23h 42m After saving, we surf a bit and run into a lv10 Golduck.
3d 23h 38m We heal in the center and are back to staring at the shoreline.
3d 23h 34m Oh, also, we don't have enough bag space for Ultra or Great Balls.
3d 23h 32m Then we go to buy some ultra balls, but don't have much money at all... only ₽7513.
3d 23h 32m The stream decides to reset on us, as it does every 48 hours.
3d 23h 31m We drop by the Mart.
3d 23h 27m We miss a Poké Ball! It Swift's our Ponyta, and the pony faints. Then we run like the wind...
3d 23h 26m We get Earthquake Disabled on Rhyhorn, just to add insult to the death Mewtwo gives us next turn.
3d 23h 25m We fail to run from it. It Psychics us hard, crits, and kills in one. We seem to be doomed...
3d 23h 24m We run into a Level 62 Mewtwo!
3d 23h 23m We run into a level 5 tentacool. Chat is convinced this is somehow MissingNo.
3d 23h 22m We surf again! And surf away from the island a bit!
3d 23h 21m We surf! And disembark immediately!
3d 23h 18m Back outside, staring at that right shoreline.... so enticing...
3d 23h 15m We release ISLU!
3d 23h 14m We save in front of the PC...
3d 23h 11m We fly to Cinnabar Island! And step inside the center momentarily.
3d 23h 6m He just casually has 50 balls on him, and yoloballs the Weedle he finds. #NBD
3d 23h 4m We decided that we haven't actually learned enough about Pokémon catching, and thus ask the Old Man how to do it.
3d 22h 56m We send in our rock monster, and down in one again. BLACK OUT!
3d 22h 55m We send in our fire pony, which spits fire at it. It beams us with Psy and down we go!
3d 22h 55m Electrode vs Alakazam! We screech at it while it tries to reflect. Psychic takes out the ball in one!
3d 22h 54m Oh, it was just setting up on us then. Dodrio down in one Psychic!
3d 22h 53m We send out our three headed bird. Ooooh, Alakazam thinks this is too much for him, and reflects and recovers from our pecks.
3d 22h 53m We send out our squishy Poliwhirl. Psychic kills in one.
3d 22h 52m Vileplume vs Alakazam! Our weakness! Psychic thoughts! Vileplume down!
3d 22h 51m Vileplume vs Exeggcute! Solarbeam isn't every effective, and it solarbeams us in return (for less damage than the burn is doing).
3d 22h 50m Vileplume vs Growlithe. Not even fully ev--augh it has fire! It burns!! But we have Solarbeam to bring it to 1HP. Down in two.
3d 22h 50m Vileplume vs Rhyhorn. What is it with people sending this Pokémon out against our solar beam? Down in one.
3d 22h 49m Vileplume vs Pidgeot. It wing attacks, we solar beam. We do a LOT more damage.
3d 22h 49m Oh, right, we have a Rival battle here. Um, yeah, we need to do this first. Vs Rival! Attempt #1!
3d 22h 47m Welcome to Route 22 folks. Strap in, we've already jumped a ledge once and we haven't even gotten to the hard part.
3d 22h 43m We heal in the center!
3d 22h 40m Outside and on our way to Viridian City Route 22...
3d 22h 38m We get the Earthbadge! And TM... TM We Don't Have Space For This. Now that's an odd name for a TM.
3d 22h 37m Well, that was easy. We win! Vileplume to level 57!
3d 22h 37m Vileplume vs Rhydon! Down in one!
3d 22h 37m Vileplume va Nidoking! A confusion hit, but down in another two Petal Dances!
3d 22h 37m Vileplume vs Nidoqueen! Down in another two!
3d 22h 36m Vileplume vs Dugtrio! Down in another thrash!
3d 22h 36m Vileplume vs Rhyhorn! Down in one Petal Dance!
3d 22h 35m We meet up with the gym leader! Fwhhhaaaaaaaaaaa?! It's Giovanni! ** Vs Giovanni!!**
3d 22h 29m We defeat a Tamer and take a ride on the spin tiles.
3d 22h 25m We manage to make it inside! And immediately leave again! And we're back in again!
3d 22h 21m We're now trying to navigate our way into the gym. There's a bit of a ledge in the way though...
3d 22h 18m We fly to Viridian and heal! Checkpoint Viridian!
3d 22h 17m We fly to Pallet Town!
3d 22h 16m Back out in the sunlight.
[Info] During that fight, Ponyta leveled up to 35 and learned Growl. We were in Red Bar so everything was going far too fast to keep up during that.
[Fluff] See? Seventh time was the charm. She must have been thrown off by the numerological significance of the number.
3d 22h 7m We get the Marsh Badge! and TM46!
3d 22h 6m Dordio to Alakazam! We peck it hard! It psywaves to little effect. It recovers as we continue to peck and get two crits. We win!
3d 22h 6m Ponyta vs Venomoth. Ember hurts it as the moth tries to status. Venomoth goes down an Pony to 35 before goes down itself!
3d 22h 5m Ponyta comes out to get slapped. Ember takes two hits to drop it.
3d 22h 4m We switch to Electrode *and Explode!! It got off two Barriers though, so it survives handily.
3d 22h 4m Dodrio to Level 36! Vs Mime. It slaps us around as we Peck at it.
3d 22h 3m Dodrio vs Kadabra. We try and chuck the contents of our bag at it, then Peck it when that doesn't work. It tries to disable our Peck but doesn't. Down in two!
[Fluff] Off to a promising start.
3d 22h 2m Vileplume vs Kadabra! We immediately switch to Poliwhirl, which takes a Psybeam to the face and dies immediately.
3d 22h 2m Vs Sabrina! For the seventh time! Seventh's time the charm, right?
3d 22h 0m We save for good measure.
3d 21h 58m We decide to go sulk in the gym instead.
3d 21h 55m We go sulk in the center.
3d 21h 55m It finally puts us our of our misery with a beam to the face. BLACKOUT!
3d 21h 54m We get off a Water Gun! It does basically nothing! A bubble crits and does even less! It wakes up and Psy Waves us for our troubles.
3d 21h 53m We manage to get it to sleep! We continue to try putting it to sleep regardless!
3d 21h 52m We flounder now, trying to put it to sleep. It continues to not do much with Psywave.
3d 21h 51m A Psybeam takes out Rhyhorn! Alakazam recovers off the little damage we did as Poliwhirl Surfs to little effect.
3d 21h 51m Another Psywaves does nothing! We continue to horn attack! Then Sabrina uses a Hyper Potion.
3d 21h 50m We attempt to fish at the Alakazam who is in the red just like we are.
3d 21h 50m Rhyhorn attacks with its horn while Alakazam misses and then waves some psy at us.
3d 21h 49m Vileplume reappears! Alakazam beams us in the face and Vileplume disappears again!
3d 21h 49m Mr. Kaboom Electrode comes out! Chat calls for honor! We almost die to a Psybeam! It EXPLODES! and Reflect takes most of the hit...
3d 21h 48m It continues to use Psywave, and gets a big roll! Dodrio down!
3d 21h 48m It reflects some of our attacks. We then try and switch to someone else, but it recovers first.
3d 21h 47m Dodrio vs Alakazam! It Psywaves us! We furiously attack it!
3d 21h 47m Dodrio vs Venomoth! Peck takes it out!
3d 21h 46m It poisons us, and then beams us again! Ponyta down!
3d 21h 46m We swap in Ponyta! It gets Psybeamed in the face and becomes confused, but embers regardless.
3d 21h 45m We start nervously trying to throw items behind us and run, but it isn't flying.
3d 21h 44m Mr. Mime goes down just as easily, and we charge a Solar Beam for Venomoth! ...it does little.
3d 21h 44m Vileplume vs Kadabra! We petal dance! It Psybeams! We trash it and it dies!
3d 21h 43m Vs Sabrina! Attempt 6!
3d 21h 39m We enter the gym and decide to put Vileplume up front this time.
3d 21h 29m We begin a Petal Dance, and Mr. Mime goes down in one! We then thrash the Venomoth to little effect, and Venomoth starts hitting us hard... and sucks away our remaining health... and to top it off, we kill ourselves in confusion... BLACK OUT!
3d 21h 28m We pull in a Solarbeam, but it beams us first. We get off the Psybeam and do the first meaningful damage this fight! Mr. Mime comes out next!
3d 21h 28m We stun it! That's a thing we did! It Psychics away over a 4th of our health!
3d 21h 27m Vileplume vs Kadabra! We have yet to deal any damage this fight.
3d 21h 26m Ponyta vs Kadabra! It beams us in the face!
3d 21h 26m Electrode vs Kadabra! Electrode dies via an exploded mind and a missed attack!
3d 21h 26m Dodrio falls to another Psychic! This is going swell so far! We haven't even hit it yet!
3d 21h 25m Dodrio vs Kadabra! We growl menacingly at it. It sighs and beams us in the face again. Meanwhile, we can't find the exit, and consult Helix to tell us where it might be.
3d 21h 24m Rhyhorn vs Kadabra! We continue the bag tactic, and when that doesn't work, we get Psybeamed in the face to death!
3d 21h 23m Poliwhirl vs Kadabra! We start off strong by attempting to chuck the contents of our bag at the opponent, while it Psychics us to death in one hit!
3d 21h 22m Vs Sabrina! Take #5 (I'm told)!
3d 21h 19m Back in the gym.
3d 21h 16m We then attempt to throw a Helix Fossil at it, but Fling hasn't been invented yet, and Alakazam kills with a Psybeam... BLACKOUT!
3d 21h 15m Dodrio flies while Alakazam recovers and Psy Waves at us. We attempt to throw an HM01 at its head.
3d 21h 15m Dodrio vs Venomoth. A Peck makes short work of things. Then Alakazam comes out...
3d 21h 14m It drains more life, and Vileplume goes down! Only our flightless bird remains...
3d 21h 14m Another Solar Beam brings Mime down and Vileplume to Level 55! Then Venomoth Psybeams us. We Solar Beam it back, and it steals life from us!
3d 21h 13m We stun the Mime, who tries and fails to set up a Light Screen. We continue to diddle about in our menus before choosing to Solar Beam the clown.
3d 21h 11m We throw a ball at the Mr. Mime! Mr. Mime is so confused by this it passes the confusion to us. We attempt to run away.
3d 21h 10m Vileplume vs Mr. Mime (finally)! Mr. Mime protects itself with a Barrier while we.... fish at it...
3d 21h 7m We attempt to run, but Electrode explodes itself instead and takes out Kadabra!
3d 21h 6m Kadabra puts us out of our misery with its mind... Time for Exploderon Electrode to try its hand!
3d 21h 5m Ponyta spits some fire while Kadabra heals itself.
3d 21h 3m Vileplume vs Kadabra! Wait, no, Ponyta vs Kadabra! One psychic nearly takes out the horse before it could do anything.
3d 21h 2m Poliwhirl vs Kadabra! Kadabra takes us down in one Psychic!
[Info] Take 4 actually
3d 21h 2m Vs Sabrina Again! Take 12 or something, I haven't been counting.
3d 20h 59m Her Haunter takes out Rhyhorn!!! Electrode takes it out in revenge, by NOT exploding.
3d 20h 57m We get stopped by a Channeler, who fights us after informing us she may just be a ghost in disguise or something.
3d 20h 54m We're finally back in Saffron Gym.
3d 20h 50m We heal in the Saffron Center! Checkpoint Saffron!
3d 20h 46m We arrive in Saffron City.
3d 20h 42m We briefly discuss with a random Gambler on the route how Pokémon are like eating peanuts... "you just can't stop"...?!
3d 20h 41m We fly away... to the eerie music of Lavender Town... then run to Route 8 to not hear that anymore.
3d 20h 39m Back outside the gym now.
3d 20h 37m We instead decide to toss TM40
3d 20h 35m We attempt to toss the HM02, but we can't bring ourselves to do it. Instead, we attempt to teach Toxic but ultimately decide against it.
3d 20h 31m In return, we get TM38 from Blaine.
3d 20h 30m We threw away the EXP ALL!
3d 20h 30m We seem to be trying to toss something, as we almost used/tossed the EXP All.
3d 20h 25m We get the Volcano Badge!! But we have no room for his TM. The Marsh Badge split changes into a green Volcano Badge split, and we have over a day for the Marsh Badge before it reds out now.
3d 20h 24m We try to run, or to switch out, but those prove ineffective, so we start trying to Fly. Arcanine tries to Take us Down, but we Fly him first! Win vs Blaine!!
3d 20h 23m Dodrio vs Arcanine. We attempt to use the Old Rod attack, but that's not an attack. Blaine heals while we Peck instead.
3d 20h 22m Vileplume vs Arcanine! The big doggo uses a bunch of embers at us while we get confused after dancing with so many petals. We manage to crit it once more, and then start thrashing. But Arcanine takes us out first!
3d 20h 22m Rapidash counter-stomps, and Ponyta is down in one! Vileplume dances some petals and takes out Rapidash's last HP.
3d 20h 21m We stomp it into the ground, but at 1HP we decide to change tactics to fishing it with the old rod.
3d 20h 21m Poliwhirl down! Ponyta vs Rapidash! Rapidash wags its tail at us as we stomp it.
3d 20h 20m Poliwhirl vs Rapidash. We try putting it to sleep, but it fails a few times. Blaine seems to think it needs to heal his Pokémon from our sleep attempts. We finally put it to sleep and do nothing while it's sleeping.
3d 20h 19m Poliwhirl levels up to 26 and tries to learn Doubleslap, but can't learn it over Surf!
3d 20h 19m Poliwhirl vs Ponyta! We surf and take it out in two more!
3d 20h 18m Poliwhirl vs Growlithe. We surf at it and take it out in two! But not without some Take Down damage.
3d 20h 18m Vs Blaine Again!
3d 20h 16m We're back in the gym, this time with a full team.
3d 20h 12m We manage to get off the move, and Blaine continues to just Super Potion away all the damage we did before Fire Spinning again. Finally, Blackout comes...
3d 20h 11m Vileplume vs Rapidash. More sunlight is replaced with Fire Spins.
3d 20h 10m Vileplume vs Ponyta. We attempt to take in sunlight, and instead take in a Fire Spin, which does surprisingly little all things considered. We finally Solar Beam, and it clutches at 1HP and fire spins again.
3d 20h 9m Ponyta vs Ponyta, mirror match special! We ember at it, and Blaine heals off the tiny amount of damage we do to it, before stomping us dead.
3d 20h 8m Dodrio vs Ponyta. We attempt to fish the ponyta, and when that doesn't work, we furiously attack it. Blane just heals off the tiny amount of damage we do before a Fire Spin brings us down.
3d 20h 8m Dodrio vs Growlithe! We peck at the doggo, the doggo burns us. The doggo goes down first.
3d 20h 7m Vs Blaine!
3d 20h 5m Back in the gym for another run at things.
3d 20h 1m Back outside, deciding to brave this thing called fresh air.
3d 19h 59m We chanced a glimpse outside briefly, but since the sun was still in the sky, we dove for cover of the mansion again.
3d 19h 53m Hi, we're still in the Mansion, and half our team is dead.
[Meta] Updater going dark for now.
3d 19h 19m We're trying to fish another Koffing. It still doesn't work, we run.
3d 19h 17m We attempt to use the Super Rod on a wild Koffing. It doesn't work, so we run.
3d 19h 16m We're now on the second floor of the Pokémon Mansion.
3d 19h 15m Ponyta uses Tail Whip. Rhyhorn uses Earthquake, and Ponyta goes down.
3d 19h 15m Ponyta uses Tail Whip. Rhyhorn uses Eartquake, and Ponyta goes down.
3d 19h 14m Rhyhorn is sent out and uses Horn Attack. Half of Ponyta's health goes away.
3d 19h 14m A wild Ponyta appears and uses Ember. Poliwhirl faints.
3d 19h 12m A wild Ponyta appeared! Poliwhirl uses Surf. Ponyta uses Tail Whip, then gets taken down by another Surf.
3d 19h 11m We entered the Pokémon Mansion.
3d 19h 7m We're currently fooling around with the menu. The plan seems to be to move Poliwhirl out of the first slot, but it's not working out so far.
3d 19h 4m We left the Gym for now.
3d 19h 3m We changed the Battle Style to SET.
3d 19h 0m We try to Surf inside the Gym. It doesn't work.
3d 19h 0m We fool around with items and almost toss the Helix Fossil.
3d 18h 57m And so we won the battle.
3d 18h 57m J finally takes down Ninetales with Stomp. Poliwhirl grows to Lv. 25.
3d 18h 56m J is still using Tail Whip. Ninetales uses Roar again.
3d 18h 56m J uses Tail Whip repeatedly. Ninetales fails to use Roar and Tail Whip, then hits with a Quick Attack.
3d 18h 55m J uses Stomp. Ninetales uses Roar, to no effect.
3d 18h 55m We switch out Poliwhirl for J the Ponyta.
3d 18h 55m Ninetales is sent out! It brings Poliwhirl into the red with a critical Quick Attack.
3d 18h 54m Another Vulpix is sent out, which fails to use Roar and goes down after three Surf attacks.
3d 18h 54m Our Poliwhirl endures two Quick Attacks and retaliates with two Surf attacks. Vulpix is defeated. Rhyhorn grows to Lv. 35 and learns Tail Whip!
3d 18h 53m We challenge a Super Nerd. theys end out Vulpix against our Poliwhirl.
3d 18h 52m And we're back inside Cinnabar Gym.
3d 18h 51m We exit the Pokémon Center.
3d 18h 50m We heal!
3d 18h 49m We're inside the Pokémon Center, finally. But now there's a push for the PC.
3d 18h 48m We exit the Gym and head for the Pokémon Center.
[Fluff] #TossEXPAll is trending because it takes forever to get through after each battle, since in Gen I it notifies the EXP gain of every single party member individually. Admittedly, it's making my own job easier.
3d 18h 45m We are maybe heading out to heal. Bit of an input war going on.
3d 18h 44m Vulpix is sent out by Super Nerd. We send out a Dodrio, which flies up high and defeats Vulpix. Super Nerd is defeated!
3d 18h 43m Electrode self-destructs. KA-POW!
3d 18h 42m We challenge the Super Nerd in the next room. He sends out a Growlithe, which sends Rhyhorn in the red with Ember. We switch it for Electrode.
3d 18h 41m We won this battle that we didn't even need to win!
3d 18h 41m We took the quiz again but this time failed to answer correctly. We are challenged by a Burglar as a result. They send out Vulpix, which gets taken down by Earthquake. Growlithe is next but fares no better.
3d 18h 39m We actually take a quiz and get it right: Pokémon of the same kind and level are indeed not identical.
3d 18h 38m Earthquake takes care of the enemy Rapidash. Super Nerd is defeated!
3d 18h 37m We could open those doors by simply taking a quizz... But we just challenge the Super Nerd, who sends out a Rapidash.
3d 18h 36m Burglar defeated.
3d 18h 36m Rhyhorn is trapped inside Fire Spin, which means no attacking for three turns thanks to Gen 1 mechanics. Once freed, it takes out Ponyta with an Earthquake.
3d 18h 35m Ponyta uses Tail Whip. Rhyhorn replicates with Horn Attack. Next turn, Ponyta uses Growl while Rhyhorn sticks with Horn Attack.
3d 18h 35m We are challenged by a Burglar, who sends out Ponyta.
3d 18h 34m Super Nerd has been defeated!
3d 18h 33m Vulpix is sent out and gets stomped too. Growlithe follows and suffers the same fate.
3d 18h 32m Super Nerd sends out a Charmander, which gets stomped and faints as well.
3d 18h 32m Rhyhorn stomps Ponyta to death.
3d 18h 31m We are challenged by a Super Nerd. They send out Ponyta against our Rhyhorn.
3d 18h 30m The burglar is telling us he can't help stealing other people's Pokémon. We of all people can relate.
3d 18h 29m Going un-dark, we are currently in Cinnabar Gym, and have just defeated a Burglar and their Growlithe and Ninetales. Rhyhorn grew to Lv. 34.
[Meta] The updater might go dark for a bit.
3d 18h 9m We seem to be trying again to head to Cinnabar.
3d 18h 5m We fly back home, apparently not yet ready to try to beat Sabrina again.
3d 17h 58m Ponyta vs Kadabra! One Psychic almost kills Ponyta. It gets a tail whip off, before dying... BLACK OUT
3d 17h 58m Rhyhorn vs Kadabra. One Psychic kills Rhyhorn...
3d 17h 57m We arrive next to Sabrina with most of our team dead. So, um, Vs Sabrina! This shouldn't take long...
3d 17h 51m Rhyhorn finally takes out Haunter and ends the battle. Only it and Ponyta are left alive on the team right now...
3d 17h 50m ........and Electrode!! ...well, actually, no, Electrode just exploded itself and did nothing to Haunter, but still.
3d 17h 49m .....and Vileplume!!
3d 17h 47m ...and Poliwhirl!
3d 17h 47m Her Haunter takes out Dodrio!
3d 17h 43m Oh, wait, first we have to get caught by this random Channeler and fight against her Gastly.
3d 17h 40m We head into the Saffron Gym. Time for another attempt at Sabrina...
3d 17h 38m We fly to Saffron and heal! Checkpoint Saffron!
3d 17h 35m We find Oak's Aide in the guard house and tell him we caught 50 Pokémon. We receive the EXP ALL for our troubles!
3d 17h 34m We head east to Route 15 now.
3d 17h 31m We fly to Fuchsia City, and heal there! Checkpoint Fuchsia!
3d 17h 28m We fly back to Saffron City!
3d 17h 27m We've made it back outside finally!
3d 17h 25m Still meandering through the mansion on our way back out, while chat talks about how to clean up Muk for some reason.
3d 17h 8m We attempt to toss the SS Ticket, the Helix Fossil, and the HM01, but they're too important to toss.
3d 17h 5m On the table here, we find a-- erm... that we have no more room for items...
3d 17h 2m We find a Rare Candy on the ground here!
3d 17h 0m We find a secret key! I wonder what it's for?
3d 16h 58m We keep running into odd statues with switches, and pressing them for kicks.
3d 16h 50m We find a TM 14 on the ground here next to a statue, before running into another Burglar.
3d 16h 47m Vileplume grows to level 54!
3d 16h 42m Dodrio falls to a wild Weezing!
3d 16h 34m Rhyhorn succumbs to the poison!
3d 16h 30m We meet Simon again and slide into our corner like a nice comfy bed (made of the space between rocks and a hard table). Also Rhyhorn is slowly dying of poison.
3d 16h 25m So far inside the mansion, Poliwhirl fainted, and Electrode exploded, and we haven't even left the lobby.
3d 16h 20m We're back inside the mansion now.
3d 16h 16m We step into the Cinnabar center and Heal! Checkpoint Cinnabar!
3d 16h 11m We jump on Poliwhirl and start surfing down the Cinnabar coast. Except we dip to the right one square and run into a tentacool.
3d 16h 7m Caught a male Lv. 34 Ponyta! Nickname: J
3d 16h 4m We duck into the Cinnabar Mansion and start getting attacked by things.
[Fluff] Heh, gender balanced party even though we have an odd number of members.
[Info] Current party:
* AIIIIH (Poliwhirl) Lv 23♀ (fainted)
* JJI???UUT (Rhyhorn) Lv33♀
* BCCLLMDDML (Electrode) Lv 30 (fainted)
* FJJAA) (Dodrio) Lv 34♂
* ---- (Vileplume) Lv53♂
3d 16h 2m We disembark on Cinnabar Island.
3d 16h 0m Vileplume takes out his remaining two Seaking.
3d 15h 58m Dodrio to level 34 thanks to taking out his Goldeen
3d 15h 57m Electrode kapows a bit to take out the Seaking.
3d 15h 56m We run into a fisher on an island in the middle of the route, who fights us when we get in his fishing spot accidentally. His Seaking pokes holes in Poliwhirl.
3d 15h 55m We begin surfing south!
3d 15h 52m We walk our way back to Pallet Town and now we're back at the inlet, staring at the water.
3d 15h 50m We manage to fly away to Viridian City!
3d 15h 47m We struggle with getting off this peninsula for a while dropping into and out of the water a couple times.
3d 15h 34m We finally manage to start surfing! And we make landfall just south of Pallet, where we start destroying things in the grass.
3d 15h 30m We do a bit more fishing, but only get jellyfish.
3d 15h 26m The man nearby regails us with his amazement at technology for a while, before we fish up a Tentacool, which we promptly put to sleep.
3d 15h 26m We're taking a stroll by the inlet at the south of town, trying to do something in our menu, such as fish, surf, or perhaps fly.
3d 15h 19m We hop on Dodrio and fly run on air back home to Palette, presumably to cry to our mommy how close we were to winning.
3d 15h 18m Alakazam psybeams and takes out Dodrio! Alakazam only had a little bit of health left too... BLACKOUT
3d 15h 17m Dodrio vs Alakazam, last stand off. Alakazam psywaves at us a time or two, and Recovers after we peck it a few times.
3d 15h 17m Vileplume starts thrashing about, and kills itself in confusion! Dodrio is sent out vs Venomoth, and it pecks it to death!
3d 15h 16m Vileplume vs Mr. Mime. Vileplume Solar Beams it to death! Venomoth opposes us, and we begin Petal Dancing. Vileplume tanks a few psybeams, but is confused after one turn of dancing.
3d 15h 15m Electrode appears and we consult the Silph Scope for Kadabra's power levels (they're Lv38). Electrode then explodes and takes Kadabra down with it!
3d 15h 14m Ryhorn comes out and gets Psybeamed to death as well!
3d 15h 13m Poliwhirl vs her Kadabra! We try and use the Silph Scope to tell us what to do, and when that doesn't work, we consult the Helix fossil. Kadabra Psybeams Poliwhirl dead for our troubles!
3d 15h 13m Vs Sabrina!
3d 15h 10m Back in the gym proper, stumbling our way between teleporters.
3d 15h 8m We hit the gym dojo again, and this time try asking for the Hitmonlee. Instead the guy invites us to train up our Karate skills.
3d 15h 4m We stumble into the Pokémon Center and heal the party! Then we dive straight back outside again.
3d 15h 0m Outside in the sunlight once again.
3d 14h 59m And we're back, still stumbling around the teleporter maze.
3d 14h 58m M4 suddenly calls !stop and the riot screen appears and Katamari music starts playing!
3d 14h 55m Dodrio has a go and takes out her Ghastly and her Haunter by repeatedly flying. We won, woo!
3d 14h 54m Poliwhirl also gets taken out.
3d 14h 52m We attempt to fish Gastly out of the air before Ryhorn gets repeatedly put to sleep and confused, and taken out as well.
3d 14h 52m Her Gastly takes out Vileplume!
3d 14h 49m We take on a Channeler with her Gastly!
3d 14h 48m We enter Sabrina's gym! And we're already lost in the teleporters!
3d 14h 47m We go back in to the Dojo, hoping against hope that we can steal the other mon, I guess, but leave, dejected, once again.
3d 14h 45m After seeing that we already acquired Hitmonchan from here, and assuming the Dojo master won't let us take Hitmonlee, we leave.
3d 14h 44m We head inside the Dojo in Saffron now.
3d 14h 43m We deposit Clefairy into the Daycare! And we promptly leave.
3d 14h 41m We try once again... and manage to actually get inside!
3d 14h 38m We make another attempt... and fail.
3d 14h 32m We jump the ledge again.
3d 14h 29m We make another attempt to enter the daycare... get caught in the grass and Clefairy faints from getting its life sucked from it by a sentient plant bulb.
3d 14h 25m We try again to get to the daycare, get right under the door, and jump the ledge.
3d 14h 22m To no one's surprise, we jumped the ledge in front of the daycare.
3d 14h 20m Now heading south on Route 5, aiming for the daycare.
3d 14h 18m Heading north on Route 5.
3d 14h 15m Now in Saffron.
3d 14h 14m We're out in the tall grass to the east of Celedon now.
3d 14h 12m After spending so much time in the corner of the mansion, trapped behind Simon we finally Blackout back to Celadon city!
[Fluff] "I wonder where my partner went?"
3d 14h 7m Saved the game. Badges: 5 PokéDex: 49 Time: 85h 21m
3d 14h 6m Only Vileplume hasn't fainted yet.
3d 14h 6m Rhyhorn and Dodrio have leveled up to 33!
3d 13h 37m Caught a female Lv. 35 Koffing! No nickname.
3d 13h 36m Clefairy and Poliwhirl have fainted.
3d 13h 23m In the Pokémon Mansion.
3d 13h 21m RELEASED Lv. 28 TANGELA!
3d 13h 2m Arrived on Cinnabar Island.
3d 13h 2m Vileplume leveled up to Lv. 53! Defeated a swimmer.
3d 12h 56m Caught a female Lv. 28 Tangela! No nickname.
3d 12h 50m On Route 21.
3d 12h 49m AIIIIH (Poliwhirl) learned Surf!
3d 12h 33m Caught a female Lv. 15 Poliwag! No nickname.
3d 12h 12m We're back home. We heal several times.
3d 12h 12m Caught a male Lv. 8 Clefairy! Nickname: ?. (@3d11h58m)
3d 11h 54m Now we're outside.
3d 11h 52m Wasted almost all of our money on coins. We're playing the slot machine.
3d 11h 52m Caught a Female Lv. 23 Poliwhirl! Nickname: AIIIIH. (@3d11h33m)
3d 11h 31m Saved the game! Badges: 5 PokéDex: 45 Time: 82h 45m
3d 11h 27m We're back at the pond.
3d 11h 26m RELEASED Geodude!
3d 11h 26m RELEASED BBa (Poliwhirl)
3d 11h 25m RELEASED AA (Growlithe)
3d 11h 25m RELEASED AAAAAA (Poliwhirl)
3d 11h 24m Deposited Beedrill into the PC!
3d 11h 24m Deposited Mankey into the PC!
3d 11h 14m Caught a female Lv. 23 Poliwhirl! Nickname: BBa.
3d 11h 2m Voltorb leveled up to Lv. 30! Voltorb evolved into Electrode!
3d 10h 51m Mankey fainted vs a Slowpoke.
3d 10h 46m Caught a male Lv. 23 Poliwhirl! Nickname: AAAAAA.
3d 10h 45m Fishing in the pond. VS a Lv. 23 Poliwhirl.
3d 10h 38m Bought 100 coins for ₽ 2000
3d 10h 36m Celadon Game Corner! That only means one thing: ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪
3d 10h 31m We're now in Celadon City.
3d 10h 29m We chucked some balls at a Growlithe. Caught a male Lv. 20 Growlithe! Nickname: AA.
3d 10h 9m We're now on Route 7.
3d 9h 35m Caught a female Lv. 8 Geodude! No nickname.
3d 9h 32m Mankey's moves are: Karate Chop, Leer, Mimic and Scratch.
3d 9h 24m Mankey leveled up to 19!
3d 9h 24m VS Super Nerd.
3d 9h 21m Mankey learnt Mimic! (TM31). We also obtained a Potion, which we almost instantly used.
3d 9h 13m Found an item... but our bag is full. (Gen 1 mechanics...)
3d 9h 7m We head up the ladder, walk to the next ladder, ascend the ladder to the top floor, then descend back down the ladder and walk into a corner for a bit before ascending the ladder to the top floor.
3d 9h 4m We go up a ladder, encounter a Zubat, then retreat down the same ladder.
3d 9h 2m We continue wandering around this bottom-floor room. We encounter and run from another Geodude.
3d 9h 0m We find a Hp Up
3d 8h 59m We find another Geodude. We manage to throw a ball at this one. Caught a male Lv. 10 Geodude! Nickname: ISLU
3d 8h 56m We find a Geodude. Despite not having registered one in our 'dex yet, we run away right away.
3d 8h 53m We enter Mt. Moon and find Zubat after Zubat.
3d 8h 50m We reach the base of Mt. Moon and save.
3d 8h 47m We move onwards towards Mt. Moon, but encounter a few more Pidgey on our way.
3d 8h 44m We find a second Jigglypuff. We consult the Helix Fossil before trying to throw our Bicycle at the Jigglypuff. We finally find our Poké Balls. Jigglypuff breaks out of the first one, sings Mankey to sleep, escapes a second Poké Ball, but stays in the third. Caught a female Lv. 5 Jigglypuff! No Nickname
3d 8h 42m Mankey ran out of Scratch PP. It uses Karate Chop to defeat the next bird.
3d 8h 39m We continue to searching this patch of grass for a Jigglypuff, but can find only birds.
3d 8h 28m We finally find a Jigglypuff. Although to make absolutely sure, we try to identify it with the Sliph Scope first. We can't find our Poké Balls, so Mankey 1HKOs the Jigglypuff with a Scratch.
3d 8h 26m Mankey takes out a low-level Spearow, which is enough to tip Mankey into a new level. Mankey grew to Lv 18.
3d 8h 23m We wander into the first patch of grass we encounter. We find a series of birds to defeat.
3d 8h 18m We continue through Route 3.
[Info] The Pikachu that we caught is female.
3d 8h 16m We reach Pewter City.
3d 8h 14m We leave Viridian Forest without having seen a single Caterpie or Metapod.
[Info] That is, two spaces, then three zs, then one y.
3d 8h 13m We finally encounter something other than a Weedle or Kakuna. It takes eight Poké Balls, but we do catch it. Caught a female/male Lv. 3 Pikachu! Nickname: zzzy.
3d 8h 8m We find another Kakuna. we have Rhyhorn defeat this one.
3d 8h 5m We're still finding only Weedle and Kakuna.
3d 8h 3m We're almost at the northern exit, and we haven't encountered anything but Weedle and Kakuna since we entered the forest. We start milling about, hoping to find something new to register in the 'dex.
3d 7h 59m A bug catcher tells us that he ran out of Poké Balls and that we should carry extras. We currently have 73, though who knows how many we'll need.
3d 7h 53m We encounter a Weedle; Mankey Leers at the Weedle for a few turns before we run away.
3d 7h 52m We enter Viridian Forest and start toggling the menu.
3d 7h 51m We try to walk through the walls on either side of the Viridian Forest gatehouse door. It doesn't work.
3d 7h 48m We continue to Route 2.
3d 7h 47m We reach Viridian City.
[Chat] After Mankey uses Leer seven times in a row on a Rattata: Elsoreth: @M4_used_Rollout Are you...leery of our choice of moves?
Elsoreth: I'm trying to remember how many times I've made that leer joke this run
3d 7h 41m We haven't opened the menu in a while; it seems like we've decided to grind here.
3d 7h 38m Mankey defeats a wild Rattata, earning 16 of the 783 EXP it needs to grow to its next level.
3d 7h 31m Voltorb uses Selfdestruct against a Lv. 2 Rattata. Voltorb Faints
3d 7h 29m We read a sign. The sign tells us that we are on Route 1.
3d 7h 26m We slowly continue up Route 1, stopping every few steps to open the menu, as if we intend to fly somewhere. This time, we check Ivysaur's cry.
3d 7h 24m We proceed to Route 1.
3d 7h 23m We head outside, and touch the grass on the path to Route One, before walking down to the center of town
3d 7h 20m We look at the back of our TV, then walk down the stairs and talk to Mom. We heal.
3d 7h 19m We Fly to Pallet Town. We enter our house and walk up the stairs to our room.
3d 7h 17m We leave the grassy area and enter Fuchsia City.
3d 7h 15m We switch the positions of Vileplume and Beedrill; Then we switch Vileplume and Voltorb.
3d 7h 14m Beedrill cuts down a section of this patch of grass.
3d 7h 13m Voltorb selfdestructs at a wild Doduo. Voltorb Faints.
3d 7h 10m The third bird keeper in this patch demonstrates his bird call. He sends out a Dodrio against our Voltorb. Voltorb takes Dodrio down with two Thunderbolts, while Dodrio only growls. Bird Keeper defeated.
3d 7h 8m Voltorb 1HKOs Spearow with a Thunderbolt, but can't quite take out the next Fearow on one hit. The second hit does KO the Fearow however. Voltorb grew to Lv 29 Voltorb did not learn Light Screen. Bird Keeper defeated.
3d 7h 7m A bird catcher tells us he checks every grassy area for new Pokémon. He sends out a Spearow against our Voltorb.
3d 7h 6m We send out Vileplume, who starts a Petal Dance, and takes down the Spearow, a Fearow, and a third Spearow in quick succession. Bird Catcher defeated.
3d 7h 5m Dodrio severely weakens the second spearow, but can't handle its retaliation. Dodrio Faints.
3d 7h 4m A bird catcher wants to fight. He starts with a Spearow. Dodrio takes it down in two pecks. Dodrio grew to Lv 32.
3d 7h 3m Caught a female Lv. 29 Raticate! Nickname: AAAAAAAAAA
3d 7h 1m We leave cycling road at the south end, and walk into the grass south of the entrance gate.
3d 6h 59m Dodrio eventually decides to Peck Machoke; the pair of pecks make Machoke, but not before Dodrio is lowered to 6 HP. Cuball defeated.
3d 6h 57m The next Cuball challenges us; his first Primeape is quickly defeated by Dodrio; His Machoke lasts longer since Dodrio only growls at the Machoke.
3d 6h 55m We send out Doduo next. It lands two super effective, critical pecks, taking down the Machoke. Doduo grew to Lv. 31. Cueball defeated. Doduo evoles into Dotrio.
3d 6h 54m A Cueball complains that his Machoke won't evolve, and takes out his anger on us. His Machoke 1HKOs our Mankey with a Karate Chop. Mankey Faints.
3d 6h 52m A different Biker challenges us next. He says his Voltorb will electrify us, but all his two Volrorbs do is explode us. Beedrill Faints. Rhyhorn tanks the second selfdestruct. Biker defeated.
3d 6h 51m The fourth Grimer fares no better. Biker defeated.
3d 6h 51m The Biker sends out a third Grimer. We try to Cut it, but Cut is still disabled, so we resort to Twinneedle. The Grimer goes down in two Twinneedles. Beedrill grew to Lv 22.
3d 6h 50m The Biker's second Grimer resists Twinneedle a little better, but not better enough to not be 2HKOed.
3d 6h 49m A biker spots us and says "Sure, I'll go!". He sends out a Grimer; we send out Beedrill. Beedrill uses Twinneedle. Grimer disables Cut. Beedrill's second Twinneedle takes down Grimer. Beedrill grew to Lv 21.
3d 6h 48m We exit Celadon and enter Cycling Road.
3d 6h 46m We walk to the dead-end north of the city's east entrance, and turn around.
3d 6h 45m We reach the ground floor of the condominiums and exit the building.
[Chat] The guy talked about link cables and cross device communications; chat complains that the shirtless man's advice doesn't apply since this isn't Dual R/B.
3d 6h 42m We finally talk to the guy in this house. Then we skim the chalkboard, but don't read anything but the headings.
3d 6h 41m We inspect the rest of the room, but don't find anything else worth taking. The guy inside ignores us, and we ignore him.
3d 6h 39m We pick up a male Lv. 25 Eevee! No Nickname.
3d 6h 38m We enter the back of the Celadon Condominiums, and walk up to its roof.
[Info] Apparently, the second song was "Roll Me In" from Katamari. I hang my head in shame.
3d 6h 34m We leave Saffron and walk to Celadon.
3d 6h 32m We enter the Fighting Dojo. Then inputs stop momentarily, but resume fairly quickly. Now that we have box space, the Dojo Master gives us the Hitmon we earned earlier. Received a male Lv. 30 Hitmonchan! Nickname: -??.
3d 6h 26m The normal view is back, but the music is still playing and inputs haven't resumed yet.
And we're back. The stored inputs send us back into the Poké Center, but we quickly leave again.
[Fluff] I can't tell what this second song is. The vocals sound like Squidling voices, but I don't think the Splatoon soundtrack has any guitar or saxophone instrumentals.
3d 6h 21m Nice, relaxing, classy music plays over the "TPP will resume shortly" screen.
3d 6h 20m Inputs get put on hold. Devs save, and the riot screen appears for an Emulator update.
3d 6h 18m We enter the Poké Center momentarily before walking back out.
3d 6h 17m We fly to Saffron City.
3d 6h 17m We fly to Pallet Town. From Pallet Town.
3d 6h 16m We enter our house, but don't walk further in than the entrance mat before leaving.
3d 6h 15m We fly to Pallet Town
3d 6h 13m We find the stairs again. Even at this chat speed, after a Hold+Up, we get pushed back down the stairs before the next Hold+Up takes effect.
3d 6h 10m We find the stair, and go up two tiles, before being pushed back down by the slope.
3d 6h 9m We try to ride up the ledge at the bottom of the road, to no avail.
3d 6h 8m We enter Cycling Road.
3d 6h 7m We try to head west out of Fuchsia City, but get stuck on a wall west of the Lapras pen.
3d 6h 1m We run out of steps and are ejected from the safari. We leave the entrance gate and walk down to the zoo.
3d 6h 1m Caught a male Lv. 23 Exeggcute! No Nickname
3d 5h 58m The "TPP will resume shortly" screen appears, blocking our view of the game. We can still hear the game though. We throw a ball at something, but it flees. Then the view returns to normal.
3d 5h 56m We encounter another Kangashkan. We throw a rock at it before it flees.
3d 5h 53m Caught a female Lv. 24 Nidoran! Nickname: -
3d 5h 51m We encounter a Kangaskhan. We throw a ball at it, but it flees.
3d 5h 48m It takes a few encounters with Paras, but we finally find a Paras that will join us. Caught a female Lv. 22 Paras! Nickname: AAAA
3d 5h 37m We encounter a Kangaskhan. We throw two balls at the Kangaskhan before it flees.
3d 5h 36m We throw three balls at a wild Paras, but the paras refuses to stay caught.
3d 5h 34m We move on to the safari's east zone.
3d 5h 33m FG #9. We throw two balls at it, and FG stays in the second ball. Recaught a male Lv. 26 Fearow! Nickname: FG. Sent to Box 4.
3d 5h 31m We run out of steps and are ejected from the safari zone. We want to reenter the safari, but don't want to pay the entrance fee. After a few attempts of walking past the clerk, we relent and pay the ₽500 to reenter the safari.
3d 5h 25m FG #8. This time, we manage to throw three balls at FG before FG flees.
3d 5h 20m We encounter a Scyther. We throw a single ball at Scyther, and it says in. Caught a female Lv. 23 Scyther! Nickname: AIH
3d 5h 18m FG #7. The playbook repeats; We throw a single ball at FG; FG escapes and flees.
3d 5h 14m We encounter a series of Nidoran and Nidoran evolutions, but don't catch any of them.
[Info] By the way, we've been in the west-of-the-entrance patch of grass again.
3d 5h 4m The next thing we encounter is another Rhyhorn. We throw a ball at it, but this one escapes and flees.
3d 5h 3m Caught a female Lv. 25 Rhyhorn! Nickname: BUKK♀♀♀.
3d 4h 59m We encounter FG a sixth time. We try a new strategy this time: we throw a rock. FG does not appreciate this and flees.
3d 4h 57m We run out of steps. We pay for a new round and a fresh set of Safari Balls.
3d 4h 53m 3d 4h 43m Caught a male Lv. 22 Venonat! Nickname: AAAA--?BBB. Sent to Box 4.
3d 4h 48m We encounter FG a fifth time. We through a ball at FG; FG escapes and runs.
3d 4h 43m Caught a male Lv. 22 Venonat! Nickname: AJbbvv♂♂--. Sent to Box 4.
3d 4h 38m We encounter a Venonat. We distract it with bait. We then throw two balls at Venonat; it escapes from both. We throw two rocks at it. After the two rocks, Venonat flees.
3d 4h 35m We find FG a fourth time. We get FG to stay a turn by throwing bait. We throw bait a second time, but FG runs after the second turn.
3d 4h 32m We walk into that rest house. We then leave and head to the patch of grass west of that rest house.
3d 4h 28m We head a bit deeper into the park, and enter the patch of grass east of the first rest house this time.
3d 4h 26m We run out of steps and are ejected from the Safari Zone. We pay to reenter the safari.
3d 4h 25m We encounter a few Exeggute in a row. We run from the first few, but we're low on steps so we throw a bunch of balls at the last one. It doesn't stay in any of them and runs.
3d 4h 21m We're still in the same patch of grass. We have walked out of the patch a few times since entering the Safari Zone, but haven't strayed far from it and have always returned fairly quickly.
3d 4h 14m Caught a female Lv. 31 Nidorina! Nickname: P!b
3d 4h 12m We throw a three Safari Balls at a Rhyhorn before it flees. We have 16 Safari Balls remaining.
3d 4h 9m We encounter a Scyther. We throw a ball at the Scyther. The Scyther escapes and runs.
3d 4h 4m We find FG a third time. We throw a ball at it a third time. FG escapes and runs a third time.
3d 4h 3m Caught a male Lv. 22 Nidoran! Nickname: AMNWW;;;
3d 3h 56m We encounter FG again. We throw another ball at FG; FG escapes and runs.
3d 3h 56m We toss a ball at a wild Nidorino. It escapes, so we throw a rock at it. It runs.
3d 3h 53m We walk back and forth in a patch of grass near the zone entrance. A wild FG appeared. We toss a ball at FG, but FG escapes and runs.
3d 3h 50m We pay the entrance fee and enter the Safari Zone.
3d 3h 48m We walk around town, and reach the eastern exit of town before turning back.
3d 3h 46m We open the Items bag, and scroll down to the bottom before scrolling up a few items. We use a Carbos on Beedrill.
3d 3h 45m We repeatedly open and close the start menu
3d 3h 42m The warden tells us that strength can be used to move boulders. We decide we don't need his advice and leave his house.
3d 3h 38m We enter the Warden's House. We Give him his Gold Teeth. As thanks, He gives us HM04: Strength.
3d 3h 36m We return to Fuchsia and head towards the Warden's house.
3d 3h 35m We head down to Route 19.
3d 3h 34m We turn off the PC and leave the PC. We turn off the Computer and leave the Poké Center.
3d 3h 33m We Change to Box 4
3d 3h 32m We access Bill's PC. We consider releasing a Rhyhorn named ×, but decline.
3d 3h 30m We access Oak's PC, but decline to have our dex rated.
3d 3h 29m We enter the Fuchsia Poké Center and We heal.
[info] ₽3720 | Balls: 74 | Pokedex: 32 / 102 / 151
Beedrill ♂ Lv.20 Twineedle / Fury Attack / Poison Sting / Cut
IIHHHHHHHH (Mankey) ♀ Lv.17 Scratch / Leer / Karate Chop
FJJAA) (Doduo) ♂ Lv.30 Peck / Growl / Fury Attack / Fly
BCCLLMDDML (Voltorb) Lv.28 Sonicboom / Selfdestruct / Thunderbolt / Screech
---- (Vileplume) ♂ Lv.52 Solarbeam / Poisonpowder / Stun Spore / Petal Dance
JJI???UUT (Rhyhorn) ♀ Lv.32 Horn Attack / Stomp / Earthquake
3d 3h 25m We cut down a tree to make a shortcut as we leave the zoo.
3d 3h 24m We run out of steps and are returned to the entrance. We leave the entrance gate towards the zoo.
3d 3h 23m We walk outside and to an item on the ground. We try to pick it up, but our bag is full.
3d 3h 21m We enter the goal house. We look at our menu; we have 60 steps left. We repeatedly enter and leave the goal house. We talk to the guy inside the house. Receive HM03
3d 3h 20m It looks like there's a gap between these two vertically-placed statues, placed right outside the goal house, but we can't squeeze through.
3d 3h 19m We find a set of Gold Teeth on the ground.
3d 3h 16m We find a TM40: Skull Bash
3d 3h 6m We walk around the zoo a bit, before returning to and entering the Safari Zone. We enter the first rest house right past the entrance.
3d 3h 0m We run out of steps and are returned to the zone entrance. We try to walk back in without paying a few times, before paying to get back in. After paying, we leave the zone on our first step, and continue out to the zoo.
3d 2h 59m We find a Chansey, although we had apparently seen one before. Knowing that we can't catch it, we just run.
3d 2h 57m We find a Protein
3d 2h 55m We feed a Nidoran♂ that engages us. We give it probably at least 10 servings of bait.
3d 2h 51m We repeatedly try to throw a Safari Ball at a Venomoth, but we can't manage to use the item. We eventually throw a Rock at the Venomoth instead, and the Venomoth runs.
3d 2h 48m We try to Cut a path through the patch of water, but fail
3d 2h 46m We see a few item balls. We try to walk towards one on the other side of a patch of water, before picking up the one right next to us We find a Carbos.
3d 2h 44m We think about throwing a ball at a Rhyhorn, but then remember that our PC box is full so we can't actually catch anything.
3d 2h 43m We pay the Safari Zone's entrance fee, and enter the park.
3d 2h 42m We don't see a door on the building's west side. We check the east side, and don't find a door there either. Then we check the west side again.
3d 2h 41m We save just outside the Safari Zone entrance building.
3d 2h 40m We head north, meandering through the town's Zoo.
3d 2h 38m We get back on the Plaeau, the jump of to the East, and continue head east until we walk into a line of rocks.
3d 2h 36m We exit the Gym, and jump off the plateau south of the Gym.
3d 2h 34m Koga sends out Weezing. Despite being confused, Vilplume continues it's dance. Vileplume hits itself once, but hits Weezing twice more; Weezing faints. Koga Defeated; Soul Badge obtained. Received TM 6: Toxic.
3d 2h 31m Koga sens out a second Koffing. Vileplume tries to use Poison Powder, while Koffing uses Sludge. After a few more Poison Powders, Vileplume switches to Petal Dance, two rounds of which KO Koffing.
3d 2h 30m We send out Vilplume. Vileplume uses Solar Beam, which hits the Muk, causing the Muk to faint.
3d 2h 30m Muk disables Dudou's peck, so Dudou flies instead. Mul uses Minimize a few more times. After one of Dodou's Fly's misses, we switch out Doduo for Voltorb. Muk uses Sludge, and Voltorb Faints
3d 2h 29m Muk uses Minimize Despite this, Mankey's Scratch Hits. Muk uses Sludge, and Mankey Faints.
3d 2h 28m Koga sends out Muk next. We use Twinneedle. It uses Sludge. Beedrill faints.
3d 2h 28m Beedrill uses Twinneedle on the enemy Koffing, while Koga uses an X Attack. Beedrill repeats its Twinneedle, while Koffing uses Tackle, an X Attack, then faints.
3d 2h 27m We circle around Koga, before challenging him. Vs. Koga; Attempt #3
3d 2h 26m We repeatedly try to walk through one particular tile of invisible wall. We can't see it, so it must not be there, right?
3d 2h 24m We enter the Gym
3d 2h 22m We fumble around south-west of the Gym-Center plateau.
3d 2h 19m We jump down to Route 19, but quickly return.
3d 2h 18m We enter the Poké Center. A guy inside tells us that we can't win with just one strong Pokémon, we have to raise them evenly. We heal
3d 2h 16m We repeatedly enter and leave a house owned by some of Bill's relatives. We don't talk to anyone inside, however.
3d 2h 13m We exit the gym, and jump off the plateau.
3d 2h 12m We enter the Gym.
3d 2h 11m We arrive at the plateau that houses both the Gym and the Poké Center.
3d 2h 9m We reach the bottom of the route, and head east to Fushia City.
3d 2h 8m We get stuck in a gap in the fencing near the southwestern part of the route. We eventually escape, and head east and get stuck in the gap in the fencing on the other side of the road.
3d 2h 7m Rhyhorn Fainted due to poison while we continued riding down this hill.
3d 2h 6m Rhyhorn try to switch to Earthquake, but that gets disabled before Rhyhorn can pull it off. Rhyhorn switches back to Stomp, and manages to hit Muk a few more times. Muk defeated. Beedrill grew to LV 20; Beedrill learns Twinnedle over Double Edge. Biker defeated.
3d 2h 4m Muk disabled Stomp, but the disability wears off immediately, allowing Rhyhorn to Stomp Muk again. Muk switches to Pound, and Rhyhorn misses its next Stomp.
3d 2h 3m We switch out Beedrill for Rhyhorn. Muk uses Poison Gas, poisoning Rhyhorn. Muk Minimizes again, but Rhyhon manages to Stomp the Muk.
3d 2h 2m We try to switch out Beedrill for Beedrill, but Beedrill is already in battle.
3d 2h 1m Muk minimizes, causing Beedrill's next attack to miss.
3d 2h 0m A biker interrupts us on our ride down the hill. He sends out a Muk against our Beedrill. Muk opens by Disabling Beedrill's Double-Edge.
3d 1h 59m We continue, to Route 16 and onto Bicycling Road.
3d 1h 58m We attempt, unsuccessfully, to toss the Silph Scope.
3d 1h 57m We enter Celadon City and continue to head west.
3d 1h 55m We walk through the western gatehouse, and into Route 7.
3d 1h 52m Looks like we're done using our items now; we walk clockwise around the edge of the city.
3d 1h 51m We toss a Max Potion
3d 1h 50m Used a Leaf Stone; Gloom evolved into Vileplume
3d 1h 49m We toss a Carbos
3d 1h 48m Boot up TM26 once, shut it down then booted it up again. Used TM 26; Rhyhorn learned Earthquake
3d 1h 45m And so we're back in Saffron
3d 1h 43m Doduo is sent out, then immediately faints to another Psybeam. We black out!
3d 1h 42m Rhyhorn does a decent amount of damage through a few Horn Attacks, but finally get taken down by Psybeam.
3d 1h 42m Rhyhorn is sent out. Venomoth stuns it.
3d 1h 41m Venomoth is sent out by Sabrina. Gloom hurts itself in confusion and faints.
3d 1h 40m Gloom grows to Lv. 52 and learns Solarbeam instead of Sleep Powder!
3d 1h 40m Gloom is up next. It barely endures a Psychic attack and takes down Kadabra with a critical Petal Dance.
3d 1h 39m We send out Voltorb. Psybeam takes it down right away.
3d 1h 39m Beedrill is immediately taken down by Psychic. We send out Mankey, which gets taken down as well by a Psybeam.
3d 1h 39m Sabrina sends out Kadabra, we send out Beedrill.
3d 1h 38m We challenge Sabrina! Attempt #1.
3d 1h 35m We leave, then re-enter.
3d 1h 34m We enter Saffron Gym again!
3d 1h 32m We gave the Copycat our Poké Doll, and received TM31 Mimic!
[Fluff] The game in question is Mario & Wario by the way, which was developed by Game Freak as well.
3d 1h 30m We're paying a visit to the Copycat. She's playing an SNES game in which Mario is wearing a bucket on his head.
3d 1h 28m We're back in Saffron City.
[Info] According to a dev in the chat, if we ever encounter MissingNo, in order to prevent the game from executing arbitrary code, an external script will instead replace it with a random valid Pokémon.
3d 1h 27m We left Celadon, onto Route 7.
3d 1h 25m Third floor. Second floor. First floor. Second floor. First floor. Wall. Wall. And we're out.
3d 1h 24m Some NPC is blocking the stairs.
3d 1h 23m We bought 1 Poké Doll! We can't buy anything else from this guy now.
3d 1h 22m We bought 1 Leaf Stone!
3d 1h 21m Third floor. Second floor. Third floor. Fourth floor.
3d 1h 20m Second floor.
3d 1h 20m We enter the Department Store.
3d 1h 18m We arrived at Celadon!
3d 1h 16m We leave Saffron City and head for Celadon City, presumably to purchase a Leaf Stone.
[DexNav] No, there's only trash here.
3d 1h 15m Haunter confuses our Gloom, then puts it to sleep, and finally takes it out with Dream Eater. We black out!
3d 1h 14m The opposing Channeler sends out Haunter. It uses Night Shade, and endures our Gloom's Petal Dance.
3d 1h 13m Another Trainer spots us!
3d 1h 13m Gloom uses Petal Dance and takes out Slowpoke. Another Slowpoke is sent out and is immediately defeated. A Slowbro is sent out and fares no better. We win!
3d 1h 12m Gloom uses PoisonPowder again. Slowpoke health is slowly chipped away by poison as it alternates between Water Gun and Growl.
3d 1h 11m Gloom manages to poison Slowpoke.
3d 1h 10m Gloom fails to poison Slowpoke.
3d 1h 10m This only took out half of Slowpoke's health, so we send out Gloom to finish the job.
3d 1h 9m Voltorb uses Screech. Slowpoke uses Growl. Voltorb uses Self-Destruct.
3d 1h 9m We get challenged again. This Psychic sends out a Slowpoke, we send out our Voltorb.
3d 1h 9m Kadabra is sent out. Petal Dance is still going. Kadabra uses Recover, but ends up going down. We win!
3d 1h 8m We send out our overleveled Gloom, which takes out Slowpoke with Petal Dance. Mr. Mime is sent out, and goes down as well.
3d 1h 7m Doduo flew up high! Slowpoke thus cannot Disable it. Fly hits the next turn, but Doduo is taken out by Confusion.
3d 1h 6m We order Doduo to use Peck instead. It doesn't do much damage to Slowpoke, which keeps using Growl.
3d 1h 5m We growl at Slowbro. It does the same.
3d 1h 4m We're fooling around with items while the low health beep is drilling into our ears.
3d 1h 3m Kadabra sends Doduo in the red using Psybeam, and gets taken down by another Peck. Slowpoke is then sent out.
3d 1h 3m Kadabra sends Doduo in the Red using Psybeam, and gets taken down by another Peck. Slowpoke is then sent out.
3d 1h 3m We send out Doduo. It uses Peck, but Kadabra keeps using Recover.
3d 1h 2m Another Psychic challenges us to a fight! They send out Kadabra.
3d 1h 1m Psychic defeated!
3d 1h 1m Doduo is sent out. Kadabra disables Fly, then gets taken down by Peck. Doduo grows to Lv. 30, but does not learn Drill Peck.
3d 1h 0m Kadabra predictably takes out Mankey in a single hit.
3d 0h 59m Mankey is sent out. RIP.
3d 0h 59m Kadabra is sent out. It disables Horn Attack, forcing Rhyhorn to rely on Stomp. Unfortunately, it takes it out with a Psybeam right afterwards.
3d 0h 58m Rhyhorn takes out the rest of Mr Mime's life with two Horn Attacks, while sustaining a negligible amount of damage from Double Slap. Rhyhorn grows to Lv. 32!
3d 0h 57m Mr. Mime takes out Beedrill with a Double Slap and a Confusion. Half its health is gone already. Rhyhorn is sent out.
3d 0h 56m We are challenged by one of the Gym's Psychics! They send out Mr. Mime against us.
3d 0h 55m We have entered Saffron Gym!
[Info] Another piece of information from the two hour blackout: we have not picked up the Master Ball after defeating Giovanni, so it's still waiting for us at Silph Co.
3d 0h 52m We have exited the Center for now.
[Chat] tppsimulator: I dont trust this..
3d 0h 51m We enter the Pokémon Center. A push for the PC appears to be brewing in the chat.
3d 0h 47m We left the building and are now in Saffron City.
[Info] In the past two hours, we have successfully defeated both our rival (on the third attempt) and Giovanni (on the second attempt).
3d 0h 45m We are currently leaving the Silph Co. building.
[Meta] The updater will be going dark for now; you can check #stream-feed in the TPP Discord for bot-based updates.
2d 23h 14m At the Safari Zone Gate. We spend ₽ 500 to enter the Safari Zone!
2d 23h 11m Gloom hits itself in confusion, and Sludge deals the final blow. Gloom faints! We black out!
2d 23h 11m Koffing faints! Koga sends out Muk and uses Sludge; we keep dancing.
2d 23h 10m As Koffing sleeps, Koga uses another X Attack. We try to Petal Dance but are fully paralyzed, and Koffing starts using Smog.
2d 23h 10m Koga sends out Koffing against our last Pokémon, Gloom. He uses X Attack and we use Sleep Powder.
2d 23h 10m Vs. Gym Leader Koga! Attempt #2.
2d 23h 9m Trying to locate Koga in this square. Must be here somewhere...
2d 23h 5m The next 'mon is an Arbok, who Leers at us, and we're fully paralyzed mid-dance. We still finish it off, though. Gloom grows to level 50! Defeated Tamer!
2d 23h 5m We start up Petal Dance and get a crit, finishing off Arbok. Tamer sends out Sandslash and crits Poison Sting for a little damage, and Sandslash faints too.
2d 23h 4m Gloom is paralyzed from Arbok's Glare. We put Arbok to sleep.
2d 23h 3m Arbok uses Leer, and we use Sleep Powder, which misses.
2d 23h 2m We manage to send out Gloom, but get distracted by the Silph Scope.
2d 23h 1m We try to send out a few of our fainted Pokémon.
2d 22h 59m Tamer sends out Arbok against our Mankey. After a Leer, it uses Bite and Mankey faints!
2d 22h 58m We walk in front of that Trainer we skipped earlier. He warns us that he studies the way of the ninja. Vs. Tamer!
2d 22h 57m We send out Voltorb. Voltorb uses Selfdestruct! Drowzee faints, but Voltorb faints too! Defeated Juggler.
2d 22h 56m Kadabra faints and Juggler sends out Drowzee again. Doduo becomes poisoned and then Doduo faints to Confusion!
2d 22h 56m We send out Doduo and try to use Peck. Kadabra takes us to red health with Confusion, then uses Disable on our Growl.
2d 22h 55m Kadabra crits us with Confusion, and Rhyhorn faints!
2d 22h 55m Kadabra uses Recover, and we use Stomp, taking it back to half health.
2d 22h 54m Juggler withdraws Drowzee in favor of Kadabra. We use Horn Attack, and Kadabra uses Disable, leaving us only with Stomp.
2d 22h 53m We send out Rhyhorn, then dig through our bag for awhile.
2d 22h 53m Juggler sends out Drowzee against our Beedrill. We start off with a crit Double-Edge, but it uses Psychic, and Beedrill faints!
2d 22h 52m Back into the Fuchsia Gym. Vs. Juggler!
2d 22h 51m Inside Bill's house. We run away and jump the ledge under the gym.
2d 22h 50m Gloom hurts itself in confusion, and Muk finishes us off! Gloom faints! We black out! Back outside the Pokémon Center.
2d 22h 50m We finally manage to use Petal Dance. Koffing is fully paralyzed, so it faints. Muk is sent out, and tries to use Poison Gas.
2d 22h 49m We use Stun Spore and it hits this time, paralyzing Koffing. Sludge takes us into yellow health.
2d 22h 49m Back to Poisonpowder. Koffing uses Smog.
2d 22h 48m We try to switch Pokémon, but everyone else is fainted. We try Stun Spore, and it misses; Koga uses another X Attack.
2d 22h 48m Koffing's Smog misses, but Sludge hits and crits. We're still on Poisonpowder.
2d 22h 48m We send out Gloom and try to poison Koffing. It uses Sludge some more as we keep trying.
2d 22h 47m We send out Doduo and use Peck. Koffing uses Sludge again and Doduo faints!
2d 22h 46m Koffing uses Smokescreen and then Koga uses an X Attack. We keep to Scratch until it uses Sludge, and then Mankey faints!
2d 22h 46m Koga sends out Koffing against our Mankey and uses Tackle. We use Scratch for minimal damage.
2d 22h 46m Koga laughs at us ominously, then pledges to show us true terror as a ninja master! Vs. Gym Leader Koga!
2d 22h 45m Peck finishes it off! Defeated Juggler!
2d 22h 45m We send out Doduo to take care of that remaining Drowzee. We use Peck and it takes us to low health with Confusion.
2d 22h 44m Voltorb uses Selfdestruct! Voltorb faints, but the opponent is down too!
2d 22h 44m Sonicboom still deals 20 damage, despite our Screeches. Poison Gas finally hits, and Hypno uses Disable on our Thunderbolt.
2d 22h 43m We try Screech. Poison Gas misses a third time, as does Hypno's Disable.
2d 22h 43m Hypno misses with Poison Gas. We keep to Sonicboom as it tries again.
2d 22h 42m Rhyhorn faints to Drowzee's Psychic. We send out Voltorb, and after a Sonicboom the Juggler switches out to Hypno.
2d 22h 41m Back in the gym, vs. Juggler! Beedrill faints against their Drowzee. We send out Rhyhorn.
2d 22h 38m We hop the ledge in defeat.
2d 22h 37m After another Peck, Drowzee takes us down with Psychic. Doduo faints! Blacked out! We're back outside the Fuchsia Poké Center.
2d 22h 37m We send out Doduo and use Peck. Drowzee uses Confusion, taking us to low health.
2d 22h 36m Drowzee uses Headbutt! We barely survive and use Leer, but then it uses Confusion. Mankey faints!
2d 22h 36m Juggler challenges us to a battle! He sends out Drowzee against our Mankey.
2d 22h 35m Defeated Tamer! He's surprised that we've "got it".
2d 22h 34m We send out Mankey. Arbok uses Glare, and we try out Leer. It copies that idea, and we use Scratch. Arbok faints! Mankey grows to Level 17!
2d 22h 34m Tamer sends out Arbok and paralyzes us with Glare. We get it down to low health, but after a Bite, Gloom faints!
2d 22h 33m Mankey reaches Level 15! Mankey learns Karate Chop!
2d 22h 33m We send out Gloom and OHKO Sandslash with Petal Dance.
2d 22h 33m Sandslash uses Slash. It crits and Voltorb faints!
2d 22h 32m Tamer sends out Sandslash against our Mankey. We manage to switch out to Voltorb.
2d 22h 31m We're not so stealthy with the next trainer. Vs. Tamer!
2d 22h 31m We walk straight past another trainer without getting his attention. We bump into some invisible walls.
2d 22h 30m Drowzee uses Confusion, putting us in the red. Poison finishes it off, and it faints! Defeated Juggler!
2d 22h 29m We try Stun Spore. Drowzee uses Disable to stop us from using Petal Dance.
2d 22h 29m Sleep Powder doesn't work, either. Drowzee tries Disable, then back to headbutt. So far Poison is putting it in the red.
2d 22h 28m We switch Poisonpowder to 2nd move and Stun Spore to 3rd, but still use Poisonpowder.
2d 22h 27m Drowzee tries out Headbutt. We try to poison it some more and it goes back to Confusion.
2d 22h 27m We poison Drowzee with Poisonpowder. Drowzee hits us with Confusion.
2d 22h 26m Drowzee's Confusion is a crit. Rhyhorn faints! We send out Gloom.
2d 22h 26m Rhyhorn becomes poisoned. Drowzee faints; time for another Drowzee.
2d 22h 25m Juggler sends out Drowzee, uses Headbutt, switches to Kadabra, and watches as that faints. Back to Drowzee, which uses Poison Gas.
2d 22h 25m Drowzee faints. Rhyhorn reaches Level 30! Rhyhorn learns Stomp!
2d 22h 24m We send out Rhyhorn and get started on Horn Attack.
2d 22h 24m Drowzee uses Poison Gas, letting us crit it with Double-Edge, before it uses Confusion. Beedrill faints!
2d 22h 23m We use Double-Edge! Juggler withdraws Drowzee in favor of an identical Drowzee.
2d 22h 23m Vs. Juggler! He sends out Drowzee against our Beedrill.
[Fluff] 2d22h22m22s.
2d 22h 22m Entered Fuchsia Gym!
2d 22h 18m We heal! Checkpointed at Fuchsia City.
2d 22h 17m Entered the Poké Center.
2d 22h 13m While watching a Clefairy explore its enclosure, we save!
2d 22h 10m Standing completely still in front of the Safari Zone's zoo.
2d 22h 8m We take a deep breath and head onto Route 18, then into Fuchsia City.
2d 22h 6m We walk slowly around the observation room. Chat mourns.
2d 22h 5m We take Rhyhorn to look out the window, with 1 HP remaining. After we share the beautiful view, the final Poison damage hits. Rhyhorn faints!
2d 22h 4m In the gate to Route 18. We head upstairs to the observation platform, then stare at our Pokedex blankly.
2d 22h 3m We get trapped in a 1-tile pit halfway down Route 17. As we try to escape, our screen keeps flashing as Rhyhorn takes damage.
2d 22h 2m Biking down onto Route 17, taking poison damage as we go.
2d 22h 2m Despite that, Weezing soon faints. Defeated Biker!
2d 22h 1m Weezing uses Sludge and Rhyhorn becomes poisoned!
2d 22h 1m We send out Rhyhorn and start eating away at Weezing's HP.
2d 22h 0m Another Fly, but then Tackle finishes us off. Doduo faints!
2d 22h 0m We use Fly against Weezing. In between turns, it hits us with Sludge.
2d 21h 59m Another biker accuses us of bumping into him. Challenged by Biker! He sends out Weezing against our Doduo.
2d 21h 59m Machop gets a crit Karate Chop. We finish it off with Petal Dance. Defeated Cue Ball!
2d 21h 58m We send out Gloom and try to put Machop to sleep. It uses Karate Chop.
2d 21h 58m Machop finally uses Karate Chop, and Mankey faints!
2d 21h 57m Machop and Mankey both use Leer. Machop uses Focus Energy, and we keep up the Leer train.
2d 21h 56m Machop starts spamming Leer as we spam Double-Edge. Then it crits Karate Chop, and Beedrill faints! We send out Mankey.
2d 21h 56m Cue Ball sends out a Machop against our Beedrill. We dig into it with Double-Edge, but Karate Chop puts us at half health.
2d 21h 55m A biker tells us he's feeling hungry and mean. Challenged by Cue Ball!
2d 21h 55m Out on Route 16.
2d 21h 53m Into the Celadon Mansion, then back outside. We lock eyes with an old man at a pond outside his house, remembering when we visited him last year...
2d 21h 52m Into Celadon City.
2d 21h 51m We head out onto Route 7.
2d 21h 50m We read a billboard for a new product from Silph Co. It says the release is to be determined.
2d 21h 46m Back outside, slamming into a nearby house.
2d 21h 45m We heal!
2d 21h 44m Dancing around in front of Nurse Joy. A bystander tells us about Silph Co.
2d 21h 42m Entered the Pokémon Center.
2d 21h 39m We approach a Rocket grunt outside, but he tells us to get lost.
[Fluff] The last time TPP truly had to deal with PC box switching was in 2015, with Anniversary Red. Our other Gen 1-2 runs have had varying levels of hacks to deal with it.
2d 21h 36m We try to take Hitmonchan...but our PC box is full, so we can't!
2d 21h 35m The Karate Master has lost, but he begs us not to take the dojo's emblem, instead giving us a prize of our choice in Hitmon.
2d 21h 35m Hitmonlee faints, and with that we defeat Blackbelt!
2d 21h 34m Hitmonlee uses Rolling Kick. We give up on status in favor of Petal Dance, and Hitmonlee faints. Gloom grows to Level 49!
2d 21h 34m He sends out Hitmonlee against our Gloom. It Meditates, and we miss with Sleep Powder before using Poisonpowder, which also misses.
2d 21h 33m We approach the Hitmons' Poké Balls, but the Karate Master stops us! Challenged by Blackbelt!
2d 21h 33m His next 'mon, Primeape, gets a crit, but Petal Dance OHKOs it anyway. Defeated Blackbelt #4!
2d 21h 33m Blackbelt sends out Mankey, and we OHKO it with Petal Dance. He sends out another Mankey to the same effect.
2d 21h 32m Two hits from Petal Dance deal with Primeape. Defeated Blackbelt #3! Challenged by Blackbelt #4!
2d 21h 31m Blackbelt sends out his only Pokémon, a Primeape. We put it to sleep with Gloom's Sleep Powder, but not until after a crit Karate Chop.
2d 21h 31m Gloom takes Machoke down with Petal Dance. Defeated Blackbelt #2! Challenged by Blackbelt #3!
2d 21h 30m We put Machoke to sleep with Sleep Powder, and then try it again. Machoke wakes up.
2d 21h 30m Leer and Low Kick mean Mankey faints! We send out Gloom.
2d 21h 29m Voltorb faints! We send out Mankey again.
2d 21h 29m We send out Voltorb and start using Sonicboom. A crit Karate Chop takes us to the red.
2d 21h 28m Doduo faints from Machoke's Low Kick.
2d 21h 28m Machop uses Focus Energy, and we Peck again; Machop faints! Blackbelt sends out Machoke.
2d 21h 28m We switch Mankey out in favor of Doduo. Machop uses Karate Chop and lands a crit; we respond with Peck.
2d 21h 27m Challenged by Blackbelt #2! He sends out Machop against our Mankey.
2d 21h 27m Leer doesn't save it, either. Primeape faints! Defeated Blackbelt!
2d 21h 26m Primeape's Fury Attack isn't very useful against Rhyhorn. It tries out Focus Energy, then Karate Chop, still without much luck.
2d 21h 26m Blackbelt sends out a Mankey, which uses Focus Energy. We keep using Horn Attack. Blackbelt uses an X Attack, but Mankey faints before it's useful. He sends out a Primeape.
2d 21h 25m Machop uses Karate Chop, forgetting it's a Normal-type move. After a Horn Attack, it faints! Mankey grows to Level 14! Rhyhorn grows to Level 29!
2d 21h 25m We try out our Silph Scope, and whatever we see convinces Mankey to switch out for Rhyhorn. Machop keeps using Leer.
2d 21h 24m Machop uses Leer, but it fails. Our Leer works, though, and his Low Kick in response misses.
2d 21h 23m Machop tries out Low Kick, then Karate Chop. Beedrill faints! We send out Mankey.
2d 21h 23m Entered the Saffron Dojo. Vs. Blackbelt! He sends out Machop against our Beedrill.
2d 21h 21m We save in front of a watchful Grunt.
2d 21h 20m Still wandering around outside. Lovely weather out here.
2d 21h 12m Back in; back out. We bump into a Rocket grunt, but he doesn't react.
2d 21h 10m Back in the center -- never mind, back outside. We stare at the trees outside of town.
2d 21h 9m We stare down the PC, pacing in front of it, then approach Nurse Joy. We head outside, back to Saffron City.
2d 21h 7m We give Blue some money and rush back to the Poké Center. Inside the Saffron Pokémon Center.
2d 21h 7m We send out Rhyhorn and start using Horn Attack. Alakazam gets a crit Confusion, and Rhyhorn faints! Blacked out!
2d 21h 6m Alakazam uses Confusion, and Voltorb faints!
2d 21h 6m One of our Thunderbolts crits! Exeggcute still has no other damaging moves. We finish it off, and Blue sends out Alakazam!
2d 21h 5m Stun Spore also misses. We're slightly outdamaging Leech Seed with our Thunderbolts, but we're down to around half PP.
2d 21h 5m Maybe Reflect will work this time? Nope. More Thunderbolt. Exeggcute uses Hypnosis, but misses.
2d 21h 4m Voltorb wakes up! Exeggcute still has no luck damaging us, and we keep using Thunderbolt.
2d 21h 4m While we sleep, Exeggcute tries to Reflect some more, to no effect.
2d 21h 3m Exeggcute puts up Reflect. We use Thunderbolt, and it uses Leech Seed on us, then puts us to sleep with Hypnosis.
2d 21h 3m We take out Growlithe with Sonicboom. Blue sends out Exeggcute!
2d 21h 2m Gloom gets confused and hurts itself in confusion! Gloom faints and then somehow also takes damage from a burn. We send out Voltorb.
2d 21h 2m Blue sends out Growlithe, and we crit it with Petal Dance. Growlithe uses Ember and burns us.
2d 21h 1m We try to put Pidgeot to sleep, then give up and try Petal Dance. It keeps using Wing Attack, but even the super effective damage doesn't do much. Pidgeot faints!
2d 21h 1m After a Quick Attack from Pidgeot, Doduo faints! We send out Gloom.
2d 21h 0m BLUE sends out Pidgeot against our Doduo, and tries to push us away with Whirlwind. We Peck at it before trying out Fly.
2d 20h 59m Looks like Blue was waiting for us! He wants to know if we've gotten any stronger. Vs. Rival BLUE!
2d 20h 58m We use the Card Key to open the door next to the grunt, then warp up to 7F.
2d 20h 58m Rocket sends out Raticate, but a Petal Dance crit finishes it off. Defeated Rocket!
2d 20h 57m After another Sleep Powder we switch to Petal Dance. Hypno stays asleep even as we Petal Dance it to victory. Gloom grows to Level 48!
2d 20h 57m We put Hypno to sleep with Sleep Powder, then try to do that again.
2d 20h 56m After some intense thought, we decide to send out Gloom. We stare at our bag, wondering if this was a good idea.
2d 20h 54m We send out Mankey, and Hypno makes quick work of it with Confusion. Mankey faints!
2d 20h 54m The Silph Scope doesn't give much advice for this battle. Hypno uses Confusion, and Beedrill faints!
2d 20h 53m Raticate keeps trying to focus, then switches to Tail Whip. We keep up our Double-Edge, and Raticate faints! Rocket sends out Hypno.
2d 20h 53m Rocket sends out Raticate against our Beedrill. It uses Focus Energy, and we respond with Double-Edge.
2d 20h 53m The grunt tells us to stop messing with them. Challenged by Rocket!
2d 20h 52m We emerge onto 3F, then motionlessly stare down a grunt.
2d 20h 51m We enter the elevator and start hitting random buttons.
2d 20h 49m We pay the grunt ₽ 4075 and flee back to the Saffron Pokémon Center, before running right back into Silph Co.
2d 20h 48m Our second Stun Spore fails, and it uses Confusion again. Gloom faints! Blacked out!
2d 20h 47m Rocket sends out Hypno against our Gloom. We paralyze it with Stun Spore, but Hypno uses Confusion, putting us in the red.
2d 20h 47m A Rocket grunt traps us in the corridor, telling us to show some respect. Challenged by Rocket!
2d 20h 46m We warp back and forth across 5F, then spot something on the ground! Picked up the Card Key!
2d 20h 45m We hit ourselves in confusion again. Magnemite lives to use Thundershock, but then we defeat it with Petal Dance! Defeated Scientist!
2d 20h 45m We ask our Silph Scope for help in battle. The only ghost it shows us is the ghostly words of Oak, telling us it's not the time to use that.
2d 20h 44m We get dizzy from our dancing and hurt ourselves in confusion! Still, we make quick work of Weezing. Scientist sends out Magnemite.
2d 20h 44m With some Petal Dance, Magneton faints! Scientist sends out Koffing, which faints quickly too. Scientist sends out Weezing.
2d 20h 43m We send out Gloom and put Magneton to sleep.
2d 20h 42m After a few rounds of Tackle, Magneton copies us by using Sonicboom. Voltorb faints!
2d 20h 42m While we wander across the floor, Scientist challenges us to a battle! He sends out Magneton against our Voltorb.
2d 20h 40m We send out Voltorb! Voltorb uses Sonicboom, and Arbok keeps using Bite. Arbok faints, and Voltorb grows to Level 26! Defeated Rocket!
2d 20h 40m Poison Sting and Bite take us down. Doduo faints!
2d 20h 39m Rocket sends out Arbok against our Doduo. It starts using Bite, and we retaliate with Peck.
2d 20h 39m We emerge onto 5F. We start trying the doors, but it looks like we need a Card Key. We talk to a Rocket and he challenges us to a battle!
2d 20h 37m Machoke keeps trying to use Leer at us, and we keep Peck-ing away. Machoke faints, and Doduo grows to Level 29! Defeated Rocket!
2d 20h 36m He sends out a Machop against our Doduo. Peck takes it down quickly, and he sends out a Machoke.
2d 20h 35m We emerge onto 6F, but a Grunt introduces himself as one of the ROCKET BROTHERS and stops us. Rocket wants to fight!
2d 20h 35m We take the elevator down to 1F, then stare at the wall.
2d 20h 33m We debate tossing a Max Potion, but decide against it in favor of pacing in circles.
2d 20h 30m Picked up TM26 Earthquake!
2d 20h 29m Picked up a Carbos!
2d 20h 28m We use Sleep Powder, but Machoke wakes up instantly. We decide to try out Petal Dance, and it deals with Machoke in one hit! Defeated Rocket!
2d 20h 27m Rhyhorn faints! We send out Gloom.
2d 20h 26m After a quick Low Kick, Mankey faints! We send out Rhyhorn. The Machoke starts using Leer vs. our Horn Attack.
2d 20h 26m A Rocket Grunt welcomes us to 10F. Challenged by Rocket! He sends out Machoke against our Mankey.
2d 20h 25m Koffing's Smog misses three times in a row, and we survive with 5 HP as Koffing faints! Defeated Scientist!
2d 20h 25m Thundershock doesn't seem to work on our Ground-type Rhyhorn. Sonicboom puts us in the red, but after some more Horn Attack, Magnemite faints! Scientist sends out Koffing.
2d 20h 24m We switch out Mankey in favor of Rhyhorn. Magnemite's Tackle deals one whole damage, so it switches to Supersonic. Rhyhorn hurts itself in its confusion.
2d 20h 23m Scientist challenges us to a battle! He sends out Magnemite against our Mankey.
2d 20h 22m We try the stairs a few times, eventually emerging onto 9F.
2d 20h 21m A crit Hyper Fang puts us in the yellow, but soon Rattata faints! Defeated Rocket! He laments that he doesn't have enough grit.
2d 20h 21m Golbat starts chipping away at us with Bite, but it can't withstand our Horn Attacks. It faints, and Rocket sends out Rattata!
2d 20h 20m Rocket sends out Zubat and confuses us, but Horn Attack takes care of it. The grunt sends out Golbat and tries to confuse us a second time for good measure.
2d 20h 20m Horn attack takes Raticate down! Rhyhorn reaches Level 28!
2d 20h 19m We check our Silph Scope, wondering if this Raticate is a ghost. Eventually we use Horn Attack; Raticate tries to Tackle us but it doesn't do much.
2d 20h 19m With one Hyper Fang, Beedrill faints! We send out Rhyhorn.
2d 20h 18m We send out Beedrill against his Raticate. Raticate starts to use Tail Whip and we respond with Double-Edge.
2d 20h 18m After slamming our hands on the buttons for awhile, we head out onto 8F. A grunt catches us on the way out! Challenged by Rocket!
2d 20h 17m In and out, in and out. We take the elevator to 3F, then back to 1F.
2d 20h 16m We take the elevator onto 1F, leave the elevator, enter the elevator, leave the elevator...
2d 20h 15m We debate taking the elevator, then emerge onto 5F, then go back in the elevator.
2d 20h 12m Entered Silph Co. Currently hanging out on 3F.
2d 20h 9m Back out into Saffron City. We check out all the buildings we can find.
2d 20h 8m We heal! Checkpointed in Saffron City!
2d 20h 8m Entered the Saffron Pokémon Center.
2d 20h 2m Entered Saffron City. We pace around on the outskirts of Route 5.
2d 20h 0m Heading down onto Route 5.
2d 19h 57m In and out of the Poké Center.
2d 19h 55m We fly to Cerulean City, then enter the Poké Center.
2d 19h 53m We switch party order, putting Doduo in front of Voltorb. We ask our Pokedex if that was the right thing to do.
2d 19h 52m We fly from Pallet Town to Pallet Town again. Doduo enjoys its new workout program.
2d 19h 51m We try to use the Silph Scope on our house. There don't seem to be any ghosts here.
2d 19h 50m We fly back to Pallet Town, then enter our house. Hi again, Mom! Bye again, Mom!
2d 19h 50m We fly to Viridian City!
2d 19h 48m We consult our Pokedex, then fly to Pewter City!
2d 19h 47m We get some exercise on the stairs before heading back outside. Bye, Mom!
2d 19h 45m We deposit an Elixer, TM07 Horn Drill, TM21 Mega Drain, 2 Nuggets, the Lift Key, and the Poke Flute! Back downstairs.
2d 19h 44m We throw away TM29 Psychic!
2d 19h 44m We withdraw 70 Poké Balls! We withdraw TM30 Teleport, the Coin Case, and HM02 Fly!
2d 19h 42m We withdraw the Old Rod, the S.S. Ticket, the Helix Fossil, HM01 Cut, TM08 Body Slam, and the Bicycle! We withdraw 4 Poké Balls!
2d 19h 41m Back upstairs, we try to turn on the TV from the wrong side.
2d 19h 40m We talk to RED's Mom! She asks us to stop for a quick rest. We heal...although we were fully healed already.
2d 19h 38m We fly from Pallet Town to Pallet Town. Then we do it again for good measure.
2d 19h 37m We head back outside, then skulk around behind BLUE's house for awhile.
2d 19h 36m Stored HM01 Cut, the Bicycle, TM30 Teleport, and HM02 Fly! We head back downstairs.
2d 19h 35m Stored the Old Rod, the S.S. Ticket, the Helix Fossil, and TM08! Stored the Coin Case and 74 Poké Balls!
2d 19h 34m We approach the item PC, but the bootup noise sends us fleeing in fear. Then we try to withdraw items, but it looks like we haven't stored anything.
2d 19h 33m Our Pokémon don't like the settings changes. Back to fast text, animations on.
2d 19h 32m We approach the item PC. We turn text speed to Medium and turn animations off, then ask our team's opinions on that.
2d 19h 31m Entered RED's house. Hi, Mom! Wait, no, we go straight to the TV.
2d 19h 30m Back in town. We contemplate our full item bag.
2d 19h 29m We wander into the grass of Route 1.
2d 19h 28m We fly to Pallet Town!
2d 19h 27m We fly to Saffron City!
2d 19h 24m We try to cut down the zoo's fences, but Beedrill refuses to be an accomplice.
2d 19h 22m Back outside. We ask a nearby man for help, and he tells us there's a zoo in front of the Safari Zone.
2d 19h 20m We loiter around the entrance to the Safari Zone Gate, make some small talk, and then wander into a house.
2d 19h 17m Ding-dong! We get kicked out of the Safari Zone, and are back in the gate. We head down into Fuchsia City.
2d 19h 15m We wander into the Safari Zone Gate. Less than 100 steps remain...
2d 19h 12m Still unable to throw Poké Balls, we vent our frustration by throwing rocks at everything we see.
2d 19h 10m We abandon the item and head back into the grass.
2d 19h 10m We're trying to pick up an item off the ground, but we have no space; we shuffle through our inventory to see if we want to drop something.
2d 19h 7m After removing Nidoking last night, we replaced it with a Rhyhorn nicknamed JJI???UUT. We also released a Parasect nicknamed JJ×××JJJAA.
2d 19h 3m We check a sign telling us we're in the Center Area, also known as Safari Zone 1. We keep checking so we don't forget.
2d 19h 1m Currently in the Safari Zone, wandering through the grass. We try to catch a few Exeggcutes, but find that our PC box is full.
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2d 11h 48m We send in our final mon, voltorb. Sonic boom does minor damage while smog OHKOs voltorb! Blacked out! Back in Vermilion City
2d 11h 47m Doduo resumes pecking as the koffing uses tackle. After getting a critical peck, the koffing switches to smog, but a final peck takes the koffing out. The biker's final mon is a weezing, who takes a pecking then takes out doduo with tackle! Mankey up next, surviving a tackle in order to leer. Mankey falls to smog!
2d 11h 46m He sends out another koffing who survives a petal dance and tackles gloom to 2 HP. Gloom hits himself in confusion, taking himself out! We send in our freshly caught doduo who takes out the koffing with peck. The biker has another koffing for us to take on
2d 11h 44m As we struggle to get past the narrowing path, we get caught by another biker. He sends out a koffing which is a 2HKO with petal dance, so he sends out weezing next. Weezing's sludge puts gloom at 7 HP, but another round of petal dancing takes out weezing
2d 11h 42m Gloom switches back to petal dance as the confusion wears off. Muk's disable fails again and the petal dance finishes off muk. Biker defeated. We ride away, or rather gravity drags us away from the inquisitive motorcyclist
2d 11h 41m A biker asks us how our bike handles then sends out his weezing when we don't answer. Gloom comes out for a petal dance, which isn't an OHKO, given how weezing is poison-type and resists grass attacks. Weezing falls to a three-turn petal dance though and the biker sends out a muk next. The muk tries to disable petal dance but fails. Gloom hits himself in confusion and the muk uses pound, leaving gloom at 34 HP. Gloom tries to poison the muk but fails
2d 11h 39m We continue our ride downwards, occasionally making a futile effort to return to the top
2d 11h 38m Soon as the battle ends, we ride down and talk to the cue ball directly south of us. He sends out a mankey, who falls to the overwhelming power of petal dance, so he tries a primeape next. The primeape gets off a few fury swipes and barely survives a petal dance in order to get off a leer. The final petal dance finishes the primeape. Gloom grows to level 43! Cue ball defeated
2d 11h 36m We're immediately caught by a cue ball who sends out a machop. Gloom's petal dance makes short work of the mon, so the cue ball sends out a machoke, which also falls to a single petal dance. Cue ball defeated
2d 11h 35m Maybe the Helix fossil can guide us here? We get to our balls and toss one, but the doduo breaks out and attacks gloom. A second ball flies and we catch a level 26 doduo! Nickname FJJAA)
2d 11h 33m We dodge the rest of the ruffians here and ride down the slope. We encounter a doduo in the grass, so we try a fishing rod then HM01. Neither of these ideas work
2d 11h 32m He sends out a mankey so we send out gloom to use petal dance. Flower power deals an OHKO and the cue ball switches to machop, who also falls to a single petal dance. Cue ball defaeted
2d 11h 31m We head out onto Cycling Road, automatically hopping on the bike. We're immediately caught by a cue ball, who calls us a little mouse
2d 11h 30m We consult the Helix fossil then start chucking balls, none of which land. A single headbutt from snorlax takes out beedrill! Gloom comes out and uses petal dance, taking out the snorlax. RIP any chance of snorlax in the party
2d 11h 29m Finally we find the flute and play a tune. Snorlax is upset at the sudden ceasement of leisurely sleep time
2d 11h 28m In the meantime, we save the game
2d 11h 28m Still struggling to find the flute in our bag
2d 11h 25m We read the sign. "Enjoy the slope! CYCLING ROAD!" First we need to get rid of the snorlax blocking the path
2d 11h 23m Same thing with TM10 Double Edge
2d 11h 22m Currently debating what to do with TM21 Mega Drain. We've considered tossing it and teaching it to beedrill so far
2d 11h 20m On Route 16 now, slowly approaching the snorlax
2d 11h 19m In Celadon City now, looks like we're headed to the snorlax near here
2d 11h 17m On Route 7, headed for Celadon City
2d 11h 15m Now in Saffron City
2d 11h 15m We head north onto Route 6 and get stuck navigating a ledge on a bike
2d 11h 11m We heal our team in Vermilion City Pokémon Centre
2d 11h 9m In total, we buy 62 Pokéballs! Out into Vermilion City
2d 11h 4m We also try buying 99 Pokéballs, but lack the funds, so we return to buying them 1 at a time
2d 11h 3m We try selling the SS ticket after the clerk refuses to sell us a Super Potion due to having too many items. We also try to buy 99 ice heals
2d 11h 1m We make our way to Vermilion City and enter the mart
2d 10h 59m The wrap stops and a single sonic boom wipes out bellsprout. The gambler sends out an oddish next, so voltorb tries a sonic boom which misses. The next hit, but oddish paralyses voltorb. Not that it matters, as votorb still gets off enough sonic booms to take out the oddish and defeat the gambler
2d 10h 58m We get spotted by another gambler, who has a bellsprout. We send in voltorb to use sonicbooms again, but the bellsprout puts voltorb to sleep. We try fleeing but it doesn't work. Bellsprout starts a wrap attack next. Voltorb awakens but is powerless due to the wrap
2d 10h 55m He sends out voltorb, so we send out...voltorb! A sonic boom by our voltorb does quite a bit of damage, while tackle does little damage. A few more sonic booms and the other voltorb falls. The gambler sends out a magnemite next, who falls to two sonic booms. The gambler laments his first loss
[Fluff] I always thought gamblers looked like men wearing frilly dresses
2d 10h 53m Onto Route 11, and we get caught by a gambler who claims he always wins
2d 10h 51m Well, staying here won't get those extra 5 dex entries. We head downstairs
2d 10h 47m We head west, into the gatehouse between Routes 11 and 12, and head upstairs. There's a scientist here. We talk to him and he offers us an itemfinder if we've progressed enough on our Pokédex completion. As it turns out, we're 5 mons short (25/30)
2d 10h 45m After a second headbutt with every ball missing, we switch to attacking, to weaken the snorlax. After taking a third of health, we try another ball which misses. Gloom gets taken out and we flee. RIP snorlax on team
2d 10h 44m We start throwing balls. They all miss. Snorlax sets up with rest and amnesia then uses headbutt
2d 10h 43m We finally find the flute and play it. Snorlax wakes up and attacks us for the disturbance. We immediately try using the old rod
2d 10h 40m We finally reach snorlax. We try poking the fat mon, but nothing happens. We try to find the Pokéflute in our bag but it's somewhere deep in there
2d 10h 36m We get about five feet before we bump into another fisherman. Gloom's petal dance takes out his poliwag and shellder, and gloom grows to level 42! Petal dance also takes care of goldeen and horsea. The fisherman is defeated
2d 10h 34m We come across the "Fishing Fool" next. He's got a single goldeen, easy prey for our gloom's petal dance. An OHKO later and the Fishing Fool is the Finished Fool
2d 10h 32m We continue on our trek and another fisherman catches us.Gloom goes to fight his tentacool with petal dance for an easy OHKO. The fisherman's goldeen suffers a similar fate, and just like that the fisherman is defeated
2d 10h 31m Voltorb's thunderbolt takes out goldeen. Next up is poliwag. We choose to keep voltorb in to use thunderbolt again. Poliwag is down as the fisherman sends out another goldeen. The goldeen falls swiftly to thunderbolt and the fisherman is no more
2d 10h 29m Beedrill falls to a third peck, having contributed nothing to the fight
2d 10h 29m As we make our way downroute, we get caught by a fisherman who wants to show us his latest catch. He sends out a goldeen and we call upon beedrill. Goldeen's peck does a chunk of damage while beedrill's focus energy does nothing
2d 10h 27m Back outside and onto Route 12
2d 10h 25m We store nidoking and ekans in box 2!
2d 10h 25m At the PC now. We try withdrawing but our party's full
2d 10h 24m We head outside and enter the Pokécentre. We heal our team!
2d 10h 22m Mr Fuji gives us a Pokéflute! Now we can wake snorlax
2d 10h 22m We toss 2 escape ropes to make room in our bag
2d 10h 20m We talk to Mr Fuji. He tells us to love our mons (not like that!) and offers us an item. But alas, our bag is full
2d 10h 18m We talk to Mr Fuji and learn that we wasted our time he came here voluntarily. He leads us out of the tower and to his home in Lavender Town
2d 10h 17m The rocket grunt follows this up with a rattata, which gets OHKO'd by petal dance. A raticate is offered up next, who gets off a hyper fang. Despite petal dance causing confusion, gloom gets off a petal dance to eliminate the raticate. Finally the grunt uses a zubat, who tanks a petal dance. Gloom's assault stops thanks to confusion damage, but the petal dance starts up again to take out the final zubat. Rocket grunt defeated. He warns us not to interfere in their business and swears revenge as he runs off
2d 10h 15m The grunt tells us to stay out of Team Rocket's business and leaves. Onto the next grunt, who tells us we're not saving anybody. He leads with zubat and we send out gloom, starting off with the ever popular petal dance to take the zubat out
2d 10h 13m Voltorb up next. Our ball uses sonic boom for decent damage, then barely survives a tackle with 4 HP. Thunderbolt leaves koffing with a sliver of health while smog finishes off koffing! Gloom up next, taking out koffing with a petal dance. The grunt sends out drowzee next, who goes down to petal dance. Rocket grunt defeated
2d 10h 11m Beedrill falls to a final tackle. Mankey's turn now. A smog puts mankey at 8 HP, while a followup tackle takes out mankey!
2d 10h 10m Cut does minimal damage to koffing while smog leaves our bee at 3 HP. Beepboopbeepboopbeepboop
2d 10h 9m We reach the grunt who beat us last time. He sends out koffing and we send out beedrill. Our bee starts off with focus energy while a tackle drops him to half health
2d 10h 8m Finally on the top floor...and the gastly keep confronting us
2d 10h 6m We're nearly back at the top floor, nearing the stairs where the ghostly marowak was. Alas, we keep being interrupted by wild gastly
2d 10h 4m Cubone continues racking up the body count. Ekans falls and we flee
2d 10h 2m We come across a cubone. Nidoking faints in the fight against the orphaned mon. We send in ekans
2d 9h 56m We battle a wild gastly and send in voltorb to use sonic boom. Turns out sonic boom can hit ghosts this gen
After beating up a random gastly, gloom grows to level 41! We enter the purified zone and heal our team!
[Channeler] Whoo!
2d 9h 50m We come across another channeler we didn't battle before. She sends out her haunter and we send out gloom. Gloom starts up a petal dance as haunter uses night shade. A second night shade and a lick puts gloom at just above half health, while the petal dance takes out the haunter. Channeler defeated
2d 9h 48m We grab a nugget that was just laying around
2d 9h 44m We heal our team in the purified zone
2d 9h 41m In the end we flee and continue our progress
2d 9h 41m We cone across a gastly, so we toss a ball. No luck, so we try another. Fail again. As we continue tossing balls in futility, ekans is taken out!
2d 9h 37m We try picking up another item, but our bag is full! We leave it. It's been on the ground a while, so it's probably all icky and dirty
2d 9h 29m We pick up an elixir that a grieving trainer left behind. Ours now!
2d 9h 22m We send out gloom, who starts petal dancing, Gastly gets off a confuse ray, but gloom finishes the battle with another petal dance. Channeler defeated
2d 9h 20m Gastly night shade takes a third of nidoking's health, while nidoking's poison sting does scratch damage, even as a crit. Gastly then switches to confuse ray, but nidoking sees through the confusion to use poison sting again anyway. Gastly's next night shade leaves nidoking at 18 health. Nidoking falls to the next nightshade!
2d 9h 18m As we ascend the tower, we cone across a channeler we didn't beat the first two times. She only has a gastly though. We send out nidoking
2d 9h 14m We enter the Pokémon Tower. Time to rescue Mr Fuji again
2d 9h 13m On second thought, Route 12 is a silly place. We head back to Lavender Town
2d 9h 11m We head south to Route 12. It's time to catch ourselves a snorlax!...without a Pokéflute....
2d 9h 10m We enter the Lavender Town Pokémon Centre and heal to checkpoint
2d 9h 9m We make our way to Route 8 and back to Lavender Town
2d 9h 4m Gloom starts off with petal dance, taking a huge chunk of koffing's health. Koffing's smog leaves gloom with a sliver of health as the second round of petal dancing takes the floating ball of pollution out. The grunt sends out drowzee, who barely survives a petal dance and headbutts gloom. Gloom falls and we black out! Back to Saffron City
2d 9h 2m Rather than go heal, we continue onwards, facing the next grunt. The rocket sends out a koffing and we send in gloom
2d 9h 1m Gloom is confused due to the dance, but continues dancing as golbat bites down. Gloom hits himself in confusion, then the confusion wears off and gloom continues dancing, only to be confused again by confuse ray. After hitting himself a few times, gloom gets off a final petal dance and golbat goes down. Rocket grunt defeated. Gloom is left with 8 HP. The grunt walks off
2d 8h 58m Gloom starts up a petal dance, which does a fair chunk of damage to zubat. Zubat leeches some life and bites, but gets taken down by the petal dance. The grunt's final mon is a golbat, who starts off with screech as the petal dance hits its final hit
2d 8h 56m Voltorb will finish up! Voltorb goes kaboom, taking out the zubat. We send in our final remaining mon, gloom, to face the grunt's next zubat
2d 8h 55m Ekans hits herself again, surviving with 1 HP. Zubat's leech life takes out ekans!
2d 8h 55m We send in ekans. Maybe the grunt will take the SS ticket this time? Nope. Zubat confuses ekans, but our snake gets a wrap off. As soon as zubat is free, the bat confuses our ekans again, but ekans sees through it to continue with the wraps. Zubat's leech life leaves ekans at half health as ekans finally hits herself in confusion, leaving her at 10 HP
2d 8h 52m Nidoking hits himself again rather than discharge the useless bide. 18 HP left. Nidoking sees through the confusion to deliver a critical tackle, only for zubat's leech life to leave nidoking at 9 HP. Nidoking commits sudoku and faints due to confusion damage!
2d 8h 51m Confusion wears off as nidoking switches to bide. Zubat successfully reconfuses nidoking. We try bribing the grunt with an SS Ticket but he doesn't take it
2d 8h 50m Poison sting does little damage, as does leech life. Zubat confuses nidoking, who hits himself as zubat continues leeching life. Nidoking is now just above half health. Nidoking switches to tackle as zubat's supersonic fails. Nidoking hits himself in confusion again as zubat continues trying to confuse the confused
2d 8h 48m We head upwards and get in line of the first Rocket grunt, who turns into a gastly! We flee and the Rocket grunt challenges us properly. He leads with zubat and we send out nidoking
2d 8h 46m Up to the final floor. We try to save Mr Fuji, but get scared and retreat back downstairs
2d 8h 46m Beedrill's up next with a cut. Marowak continues using status moves, the poison slowly draining her health. Beedrill taunts marowak by using focus energy multiple times, much like what marowak is doing. Beedrill switches to cut and marowak takes out beedrill with bone club! We send in ekans to wait out the final bit of poison damage. Ekans is now level 14! Marowak's soul departs and we can proceed
2d 8h 43m We swap out to mankey, who scratches the marowak. Marowak uses bone club, taking out mankey!
2d 8h 42m Back against the ghost marowak. Nidoking's poison sting manages to poison marowak, who uses leer a few times. Nidoking continues using poison sting then switches to bide as marowak continues using moves like focus energy, leer and growl, causing bide to do zero damage
2d 8h 37m Back on the floor with Momma Marowak
2d 8h 35m We check our trainer card then our bag, then close it and move on
2d 8h 34m We reach the pad and heal our team!
2d 8h 32m We climb down to the fifth floor. The healing pad is nearby, but we get stuck on the graves
2d 8h 30m We retreat for now, heading for the safety of the purified zone/healing pad
2d 8h 28m We flee again
2d 8h 27m Nevertheless, we confront the marowak again. We send out our level 13 ekans against the level 30 marowak. Marowak starts with focus energy while ekans uses wrap
2d 8h 26m We try the stairs again and marowak tells us to leave again. During the 5 seconds we ran, marowak has fully healed. We call upon nidoking who starts off with a poison sting. Marowak's bone club takes out nidoking! We flee in terror
2d 8h 25m Marowak uses focus energy as voltorb uses sonic boom to take a small chunk of health. Voltorb explodes, dealing a chunk of damage to marowak as we flee
2d 8h 24m We reach the stairs and are told to leave. A ghost confronts us, which the Silph Scope reveals to be a marowak. We send out nidoking, who uses bide. Marowak leers at nidoking and we switch to voltorb
2d 8h 20m We swap in beedril to take a lick, which paralyses beedrill. Gloom is swapped back in and a nightshade leaves gloom at 28 health. Gloom starts with the petal dancing, taking out the gastly. The vampiric channeler is defeated. Voltorb grows to level 23!
2d 8h 18m We swap in gloom, who begins petal dancing. Gastly continues using nightshade, but the second round of petal dancing takes out the gastly. The channeler has a second gastly, and gloom continues dancing, taking the gastly out in short order. The channeler has a final gastly in store for us though, so we send out voltorb
2d 8h 15m We get caught by another channeler. She demands our blood as she sends out a gastly. We send in nidoking, but as it turns out gastly is stronger here. We try fleeing but it doesn't work, then switch to mankey instead. Gastly uses confuse ray, confusing mankey as we consider fleeing from the vampire again
2d 8h 13m We reach the next floor. Nearing the top of the tower now
2d 8h 9m We try to get onto the healing pad, but a channeler blocks the way. After escaping a gastly encounter, we heal our team on the healing pad!
2d 8h 7m We swap in gloom to take the nightshade and a lick as gloom starts up a petal dance. Haunter's night shades take gloom to red health as petal dance takes out haunter
2d 8h 6m And onto the next floor, with the healing pad. We try to sneak to the stairs but get caught by a channeler who demands our soul. She has a haunter so we send out nidoking
2d 8h 0m We make it to the next floor
2d 7h 56m Nidoking grows to level 19 after being fed 2 rare candies
2d 7h 55m We check our bag for anything useful. Nope, nothing we can use
2d 7h 53m We pick up an escape rope that the channeler was guarding. This can be our prize
2d 7h 52m We send in gloom. He starts off with a petal dance, taking out most of the gastly's health then tanks a nightshade, with the petal dance finishing off the gastly. Channeler defeated
2d 7h 51m Voltorb gets paralysed by a lick then hits themself again. A nightshade takes out voltorb!
[Info] Of voltorb's moveset, only thunderbolt can hit ghosts
2d 7h 50m We switch out to voltorb who gets hit with confuse ray. Voltorb hits themselves in confusion then gets licked. Gastly's confuse ray fails as voltorb is already confused and the ball hits themself again
2d 7h 48m After getting away from the gastly, we go the wrong way and get caught by a possessed channeler. She sends out her gastly and we call upon nidoking
2d 7h 47m We get back up and are confronted by a gastly, who takes a third of nidoking's health and confuses him
2d 7h 46m We eventually make our way upstairs, only to get turned around and climb back down
2d 7h 43m Anyway we head back into the Tower, but the ghosts cause us to get confused and not find the stairs. We stumble up on them though and climb upwards, only to get lost in the maze of graves
2d 7h 42m Into the Pokémon Tower once again. This place may be 2spoopy4us as we immediately leave again
2d 7h 41m Sad/creepy music starts playing as we enter Lavender Town
2d 7h 38m After narrowly missing the underground path house, we jump over a bunch of ledges for old times' sake and continue eastwards towards Lavender Town
2d 7h 37m Back outside now. We bonk a building a few times then head east a bit, then north to the eastern gatehouse and out onto Route 8
2d 7h 34m We heal our team!
We enter Saffron City and admire the architecture of the building, before heading south for the Pokécentre
2d 7h 29m We head onto Route 7. For a few seconds no one inputs, and we all enjoy watching the flowers wave in the breeze.
2d 7h 28m Back outside in Celadon City, enjoying the fresh air.
2d 7h 25m Wait, no, we're back in the Game Corner. We pick up 10 game coins from where they rolled onto the floor.
2d 7h 21m We talk with some of the other patrons of this fine establishment, then head back out into Celadon City. Giovanni's Wild Ride is officially complete!
2d 7h 19m Back to the Game Corner! We sit down for a celebratory round of gambling.
2d 7h 15m We take the lift up to B1F...and then again, for good measure.
2d 7h 15m We do some victory laps in front of those two Rocket grunts from earlier, then head into the lift.
2d 7h 12m We press some buttons on our Pokedex in celebration, then sit down at the table in Giovanni's office.
2d 7h 11m Just before disappearing, Giovanni leaves behind a gift for us. Picked up the Silph Scope!
2d 7h 11m Kangaskhan uses Bite, and Gloom responds with Petal Dance. Kangaskhan faints and --- grows to Level 40! Defeated Giovanni!
2d 7h 10m Giovanni uses a Guard Spec on Kangaskhan. Gloom hits itself in the resulting confusion.
2d 7h 9m Kangaskhan manages a Comet Punch, as Petal Dance leaves it barely standing. We try to run away, then try to toss the Helix Fossil at Giovanni for a dramatic finish.
2d 7h 9m Giovanni sends out Onix and we send out Gloom. Petal Dance is an OHKO, and it is on his next mon, Rhyhorn, as well. Giovanni sends out Kangaskhan.
2d 7h 9m Giovanni challenges us to a battle! Vs. Giovanni!
2d 7h 7m We manage one step of Petal Dance before Arbok uses Wrap, trapping us. It doesn't do much damage, though, and when we break free Arbok faints! Defeated Rocket! The door to Giovanni's room opens up.
2d 7h 7m Arbok keeps using Wrap, and Mankey faints! We send out Gloom.
2d 7h 7m We use a Hyper Potion on ----, restoring it to max HP!
2d 7h 5m Rare Candy doesn't seem to be helping. Neither does our impressive collection of TMs.
2d 7h 5m Arbok uses Wrap, taking Mankey into the red. We dig around in our bag for anything that can help us.
2d 7h 3m We send out Mankey, and begin to do slight damage with Scratch.
2d 7h 2m We debate switching Gloom out, then dig around in our bag. We send out Voltorb! With one Bite, Voltorb faints!
2d 7h 0m Gloom attacks itself again, and Arbok uses Bite for a little extra damage. We gaze at the S.S. Ticket for guidance.
2d 7h 0m Rocket sends out Arbok. It deals a little damage with Poison Sting, but we're more hurt by hitting ourselves in confusion.
2d 6h 59m Ekans is no match for us, and only gets off a single Leer before fainting. His next mon, Sandslash, goes down in a single hit.
2d 6h 59m We chat with the Rocket's friend, and he can't let us in, either. Challenged by Rocket! He sends out an Ekans against our Gloom.
2d 6h 58m The Rocket's last mon, Sandslash, is no match for our Petal Dance. Defeated Rocket!
2d 6h 57m He sends out an Ekans, too, but Gloom still OHKOs it. ---- grew to Level 39!
2d 6h 57m Rocket sends out Sandshrew, while we send out Gloom. We make short work of it with Petal Dance.
2d 6h 56m We emerge onto B4F. We start to approach Giovanni's office, but stop to chat with a grunt in the way. Challenged by Rocket!
2d 6h 55m We take the lift from B1F to B1F. Then we do that again.
2d 6h 53m The shortcut to the lift is open! We start heading to the stairs, poke around B2F a bit, then go back down to the lift.
2d 6h 51m Being confused has never stopped us! Gloom keeps dancing and Koffing faints. Defeated Rocket!
2d 6h 50m Rocket sends out Koffing, and we try to poison it. It uses Smog, dealing barely any damage.
2d 6h 49m We use Petal Dance, and the Grimer uses Disable. Unluckily for him, he forgets that Disable picks a random move this gen; we keep using Petal Dance and Grimer faints.
2d 6h 48m As soon as we step out of the lift, Rocket challenges us to a battle! He sends out Grimer against our Gloom.
2d 6h 47m Made it to the end of the B2F maze! We hop in the lift with our handy Lift Key, then head up to B1F.
2d 6h 44m We head back into the maze on B2F. We get a few tiles in, then stop to stare at a wall.
2d 6h 42m We return to B3F and spin our way back out of the maze.
2d 6h 39m We examine the SS ticket. It doesn't respond.
2d 6h 38m We contemplate picking up a TM someone left here, but we don't have any bag space.
2d 6h 36m Oh no! He dropped the Lift Key! Picked up the Lift Key!
2d 6h 36m Petal Dance finishes it off too. Defeated Rocket!
2d 6h 35m Petal Dance makes quick work of the Koffing, and it faints. Rocket sends out Zubat, who tries to Bite us.
2d 6h 35m Challenged by Rocket! He sends out Koffing against our Gloom.
2d 6h 34m We enter B4F, not even tempted by the tile back to the start.
2d 6h 32m Drowzee uses Pound, but three of our Sonicbooms finish it off. Defeated Rocket!
2d 6h 32m With one quick Thunderbolt, Rattata faints; Rocket sends out Drowzee.
2d 6h 31m After using Screech, we use an Elixir to restore Voltorb's PP!
2d 6h 30m We send out Voltorb and examine our SS Ticket.
2d 6h 29m Beedrill uses Poison Sting, successfully poisoning the Raticate. It retaliates with Hyper Fang, and Beedrill faints!
2d 6h 28m We use Bide, and Rattata puts us into the red, which means we KO! Rocket sends out Raticate and it gets its revenge; Nidoking faints!
2d 6h 27m We send out Nidoking, then try to attack the Rattata with our Old Rod.
2d 6h 26m Rocket sends out Rattata, and we send out Ekans. After a single Hyper Fang, Ekans faints!
2d 6h 26m Made it to the bottom of the B3F maze! Challenged by Rocket.
2d 6h 18m We consult Helix, then start consulting TM08 before deciding that might be a dangerous idea. Back to the maze.
2d 6h 13m Enjoying the top part of the B3F maze.
2d 6h 9m We get some exercise on the stairs before heading down a dead end.
2d 6h 7m We escape the maze and head down to B3F.
2d 6h 0m Back to the start. We stare the Rocket grunt straight in the eye, but he doesn't respond.
2d 5h 56m We almost make it to the end, but trip onto the wrong tile.
2d 5h 52m Stuck in a loop at the bottom left corner.
2d 5h 50m We walk up to the Super Potion on the ground, stare at it lovingly, then hit a spinny tile to run away.
2d 5h 45m We stare longingly at an item someone abandoned; unfortunately, our bag is still full.
2d 5h 44m Hanging out in the bottom left corner, where the tiles can't see us.
2d 5h 43m Slowly descending through the maze...
2d 5h 40m Maybe the stairs will save us? Nope, back to the B2F maze.
2d 5h 39m Back to the start. The rocket grunt stares on passively.
2d 5h 35m Whoops, back to the start. We stare at a wall in disgust.
2d 5h 34m We love the top left corner; it's calling our name.
2d 5h 31m We make a good effort, but exit out the start of the maze again. Not to be deterred, we head right back in.
2d 5h 27m Located the entrance to the maze.
2d 5h 25m Back to B2F, where the wrong entrance tempts us again.
2d 5h 24m We try to enter the maze from the wrong side, then get confused and head down to B3F.
2d 5h 23m We make it to the center of the maze before heading right back to the start.
2d 5h 19m Hope we don't get dizzy, because we're back in the tile maze.
2d 5h 19m We descend to B2F of the Rocket Hideout.
2d 5h 17m After a lot of examining fences, we head back to the Game Corner.
2d 5h 13m We save outside of the Game Corner.
2d 5h 8m Out of the Poké Center, into the city.
2d 5h 5m We heal!
2d 5h 3m We return to Celadon City.
2d 4h 59m We wander out into Route 7 and stare contemplatively at some ledges.
2d 4h 58m Now in Saffron City.
2d 4h 52m Back on Route 6.
[Fluff] That sign on Route 11 was broken and said "Come to8 Error" in the original TPP Red, back in 2014. It's only now that it's learned to talk, lamenting its fate, sharing its story. Thank you, Route 11 Sign.
2d 4h 43m We leave, then walk back into the mart, then finally head back out to Vermilion City.
2d 4h 41m Bought 40 Poké Balls!
2d 4h 37m Entered the Poké Mart.
2d 4h 36m We wander about Vermilion, contemplating the strange world we live in.
2d 4h 33m Seems like the sign's back to being a normal sign. It was good to meet you, 8 Error sign!
2d 4h 32m The sign tells us that it's the only thing actually different about this hack. It's lonely...
2d 4h 31m We find a talking sign?
2d 4h 30m We walk into Route 11, contemplate that for a second, then head back into Vermilion.
2d 4h 29m We make it to Vermilion City and spend a little while staring out at the waves.
2d 4h 28m We make our way down to Route 6, fighting off a few wild mon in the process.
2d 4h 25m We make it out onto Route 8, then head through the gate into Saffron City.
2d 4h 23m We walk into the Underground Path.
2d 4h 21m Headed out onto Route 7.
2d 4h 21m Back into the Prize Corner...right back out.
2d 4h 20m We walk into the Prize Corner, browse the shelves, and walk back out.
2d 4h 18m We find a hidden PP Up...but we have no more space in our bag, so we leave it where it is.
2d 4h 16m We slash through the tree outside with practiced ease. We wander into a random house with a little less practiced ease.
2d 4h 14m We make short work of the tree with Cut! Back in Celadon City.
2d 4h 13m It looks like the tree regrew while we were fighting...
2d 4h 11m Erika gives us the Rainbowbadge! She also gives us TM21, Mega Drain.
2d 4h 10m Vileplume faints! Defeated Gym Leader Erika!
2d 4h 9m We try out our new Petal Dance. Erika really wants to use Poisonpowder on us as revenge.
2d 4h 9m Vileplume still won't wake up! We try to throw in some Poisonpowder, for flavor.
2d 4h 8m While chat despairs over the loss of Acid, we try to add some Stun Spore on top of our Sleep Powder.
2d 4h 8m Erika sends out a Vileplume and we put it to sleep.
2d 4h 7m ---- forgets Acid to learn Petal Dance!
2d 4h 7m Tangela uses Wrap, but we break free and add some more Acid. Gloom levels up to level 38!
2d 4h 6m We make quick work of the Victreebel and she sends out Tangela.
2d 4h 6m Erika sends out a Victreebel against our Gloom and tries to poison us.
2d 4h 6m Vs. Gym Leader Erika!
2d 4h 5m With some quick Acid, the Exeggcute faints! Defeated Beauty!
2d 4h 4m Maybe this one's Erika? Nope -- challenged by Beauty! She sends out an Exeggcute against Gloom.
2d 4h 2m Oddish faints, and Lass sends out another Gloom. Ours is superior, though, and the enemy one faints. Defeated Lass!
2d 4h 2m We try to find Erika, but go the wrong way. Challenged by Lass! She sends out an Oddish against our Gloom.
2d 4h 1m Cooltrainer♀ sends out an Ivysaur, but it's no match for Gloom. Defeated Cooltrainer♀!
2d 4h 0m Enemy Gloom faints! ---- levels up to level 37!
2d 4h 0m With some good use of Acid, Weepinbell faints! Cooltrainer♀ sends out her own Gloom, and we start applying Acid.
[Fluff] 2d 3h 59m Huh, that line wasn't as rare in Gen 1.
2d 3h 59m Wrapped up and taken down! Nidoking faints. We send out Gloom.
2d 3h 58m We decide to use Bide. Weepinbell uses Stun Spore and adds some more Wrap.
2d 3h 57m Nidoking goes to sleep, then Weepinbell wraps it too.
2d 3h 57m Cooltrainer♀ challenges us to a battle! She sends out Weepinbell, while we send out Nidoking.
2d 3h 56m We cut the gym tree! Now it's time to find Erika...
2d 3h 55m Beauty sends out one last Bellsprout; a crit makes quick work of it. Defeated Beauty!
2d 3h 54m Gloom makes short work of the Bellsprout. Beauty sends out an Oddish, which tries to poison us and then swiftly faints as well.
2d 3h 54m Wrapped up and taken down! Beedrill faints, and we send out Gloom.
2d 3h 52m Oddish faints! Beauty sends out Bellsprout.
2d 3h 52m Oddish keeps using Absorb, while we switch to Fury Attack.
2d 3h 50m We use Focus Energy to help lower our crit chances.
2d 3h 49m We send out Beedrill against the Beauty's Oddish and decide to Cut that down instead. Beedrill becomes paralyzed!
2d 3h 48m We stare really hard at the cut tree inside the gym, before wandering off to think about it. A Beauty challenges us to a battle on the way down.
2d 3h 47m Defeated Lass!
2d 3h 46m We send out Gloom for some quick revenge. Lass sends out Weepinbell to take care of us.
2d 3h 45m The Bellsprout retaliates with more Wrap, then puts us to sleep. Ekans fainted!
2d 3h 44m Lass sends out a Bellsprout. We send out Ekans to use Wrap.
2d 3h 43m Challenged by Lass!
2d 3h 43m Entered Celadon Gym!
2d 3h 42m We cut down the tree outside Erika's gym!
2d 3h 38m We try to cut down a tree with our Old Rod.
2d 3h 33m We walk out into Celadon City.
2d 3h 32m We try another machine, then get distracted and wander away...
2d 3h 29m A nearby man pulls us aside to warn us about getting hooked on games. We decide to move to a different machine.
2d 3h 25m Just as we debate switching machines, we line up 3 bars for 100 coins! Maybe just one more go...
2d 3h 12m After a long internal debate, we go back to gambling.
2d 3h 11m We find 10 coins hiding on the ground. Jackpot?
2d 3h 8m We make our way back into the Game Corner.
2d 3h 5m We spend 180 coins on an Abra! Caught an Abra! Name: AAAAAAAAAK. Sent the Abra to Box 2 of our PC.
2d 3h 2m After a couple wins, we walk out to check in the prize center.
2d 2h 59m We decide to calm down with some slots.
2d 2h 57m We buy 100 game coins.
2d 2h 54m Back in the Game Corner.
2d 2h 50m We heal
2d 2h 49m We enter the Poké Center.
2d 2h 49m We brush against the row of houses between the Poké Center and the apartments, but overshoot the Center, almost reaching the next route over.
2d 2h 44m We walk into the Prize Exchange, and bump into the eastern wall before walking back out.
2d 2h 43m We walk through the front entrance of the game corner a few times
2d 2h 41m We leave to the streets of Celadon.
2d 2h 39m A patron says that its rumored that this game corner is run by Team Rocket. We neither confirm nor deny.
2d 2h 38m We go up the stairs to floor two, up the next set of stairs to floor one, then up one more flight of stairs into the game corner.
[Info] Since Nidoking evolved, it gained 7 HP, and is no longer fainted.
2d 2h 31m No, we didn't want to be on the second floor; back down to the third floor.
2d 2h 28m We go up to the second floor, and then right back down, before deciding we really do want to be on the second floor.
2d 2h 23m We try to use a Moon Stone on Mankey, but it doesn't do anything. Then we try Beedrill, also to no effect. Then we try it on Nidorino. Nidorino evolved into Nidoking!
2d 2h 20m Well, we're in now. And we save.
[Snark] I can't say "I want to get off Mr. Giovanni's Wild Ride!" if we're just milling about the entrance, now can I?
2d 2h 5m We spend a few minutes in the maze before walking back out.
2d 1h 56m We wander around the northern part of the third floor.
2d 1h 51m We leave the maze by its entrance momentarily, but then jump right back in.
2d 1h 46m Still spinning around in this maze.
2d 1h 35m We enter the minimaze on floor three.
2d 1h 32m We go down another level, to floor three, but then start alternating between floor three and floor two.
2d 1h 30m Down we go.
2d 1h 29m We circle around the pair of stairs that could lead either up and out of the hideout, or down to the second floor.
2d 1h 26m We walk around this room, but the door on the other side seems to be locked.
2d 1h 23m The grunt sends out a Machop next, and Dasher poisons the Machop. It uses a few more powder moves, while Machop suffers damage from Poison. After a few turns of poison, Dasher uses acid to almost KO the Machop, and it faints due to the damage from Poison. Grunt defeated.
2d 1h 22m We try to enter another room, but this one is guarded. The grunt sends out a Drowzee. Dasher the Gloom takes down the Drowzee with a few Acids, and Dasher grew to Lv 36.
2d 1h 19m We pace around, saving a few more times as we do so.
2d 1h 18m We walk into a dead end, then save.
2d 1h 13m We open our coin case and look at our 305 coins.
2d 1h 12m We try to toss the S.S. Ticket, but are assured that it's too important to loose.
2d 1h 9m We walk into a room, and behind a desk to an item. Found an Escape Rope.
2d 1h 8m We celebrate the victory by saving.
2d 1h 8m Gloom is sent back out, and KOs Raticate with Acid. The grunt sends out a second Raticate who tanks one Acid, but faints to the second. Rocket defeated.
2d 1h 6m Switch out Glooom for Nidorino. Nidorino Leers at Raticate while Raticate attacks with a Hyperfang, a Quick Attack and a Tackle. Nidorino faints
2d 1h 5m Raticate wakes up, and Gloom responds by paralyzing the Raticate with Stun Spore. Raticate still pulls off a quick attack.
2d 1h 4m We send out Gloom. Gloom uses Sleep Powder to send Raticate to sleep.
2d 1h 3m Raticate strikes twice, while Beedrill Focuses its energy. Beedrill KOed
2d 1h 2m We skirt past a Rocket Grunt, before turning around and making sure he sees us. Beedrill vs. Raticate.
2d 1h 1m We circle the next flight of stairs upwards before saving.
2d 0h 59m We walk out the minimaze's entrance, and head up the stairs. We skirt past the Wild Ride's entrance, but then walk into that maze's return chute.
2d 0h 55m Tossed TM11: Bubblebeam
2d 0h 55m Voltorb is also not compatible with Bubblebeam.
2d 0h 52m We find our way back to the southwest corner, before being sent to where the Rare Candy used to be.
2d 0h 49m Down the stairs, and back into the minimaze. Once we finish looking at Gloom's stats.
2d 0h 47m We progress a bit, but are then sent back to the entrance.
2d 0h 45m We enter the Wild Ride.
2d 0h 44m We walk out the entrance of that maze and walk up the stairs.
2d 0h 40m We follow the exact same path, with the same result - being sent back to the entrance.
2d 0h 39m We walk a lap around the north half of the maze
2d 0h 36m We wander around the maze cavity, but go a it too far north, and are returned to the maze entrance.
2d 0h 34m We see the stairs directly south of us, and try to walk straight there, but there's a north-facing spinny tile in the way
2d 0h 33m We enter this floor's maze. We go down a side path an We find a Rare Candy
2d 0h 28m Using the soda pop made room for the ground item, so we pick it up. Found TM10: Double Edge
2d 0h 28m Gloom can't learn Bubblebeam either.
2d 0h 27m We use a Soda Pop to recover five of Gloom's HP.
2d 0h 25m We toss one Pokedoll. Two Pokedolls remain.
2d 0h 24m We try to toss the Helix Fossil again, but we just don't have the will to go through with it.
2d 0h 23m We save. Then we save again, just to make sure.
2d 0h 23m We try to toss the Helix Fossil, but it's too important. Then we toss one Poké Ball. That doesn't make enough room to pick up this mystery ground item, however.
2d 0h 22m We boot up TM 11, but Ekans isn't able to learn Bubblebeam.
2d 0h 21m We walk south, and circle an item ball before attempting to pick it up. We do try to pick it up, but fail; we have no more room for items.
2d 0h 19m Gloom is sent out. An acid deals the last bit of damage to KO the first Machop. The Rocket sends out a second machop, who faints to a series of Acids. Rocket defeated.
2d 0h 18m Mankey leers at the Machop. Machop Karate Chops in response. Mankey faints.
2d 0h 17m We send out Voltorb. Voltorb selfdestructs. It was a valiant effort sacrificing itself like that, but Voltorb was the only one to go down. Voltorb faints.
2d 0h 15m We go down the stairs by the maze entrance. A Rocket sees us, and says he's been expecting us. His Machop lands a critical hit, 1HKOing Ekans. Ekans faints.
2d 0h 14m We get to the southeastern corner, but are then sent back to the maze entrance.
2d 0h 13m We go back to where Horn Drill was, but then walk northeast instead of southeast and are sent back to the corner.
2d 0h 9m We walk down to the checkerboard of spiny tile, then walk on a spiny tile that sends us back to the NW corner.
2d 0h 8m We get stuck for a moment, but eventually find our way back to the spiny tiles, and back to the NW corner.
2d 0h 7m We manage to complete our trek down the northern corridor. We save to celebrate, then We pick up the Nugget that we'd been eyeing.
2d 0h 4m We get sent to the NW corner, and try the north passage again, and make it past the blocks, walking north on the far side, before walking south and onto a spinny tile.
2d 0h 1m And we're back in, though through the top panel, leaving us near the entrance instead of in the northwest corner.
2d 0h 0m We get to the checkerboard-of-spinny-tiles part of the maze, but step on the wrong tile and are sent back to the maze entrance.
2d 0h 0m We walk back to where the moon stone was; we don't find another one.
1d 23h 58m We try the north passage again, but get stuck on the "north" part when this block blocks our way east.
1d 23h 56m We enter the maze. We get spinned to the NW corner. We try to walk east, but are sent back to the corner.
1d 23h 55m We hang out at the entrance to the maze. We stand awkwardly next to this grunt while checking our menu.
1d 23h 53m We leave the hideout, hang around behind this line of unusable slot machines for a moment, then dive back in.
1d 23h 52m We reenter the game corner. We're determined to dodge the slots this time, and head straight down to the rocket hideout.
1d 23h 49m The Rocket sends out a second Koffing. The second Koffing is too much for Gloom, Gloom Faints; Blacked out
1d 23h 49m The Rocket sends out a Koffing. We look at our party, but nothing else is willing to battle. Koffing and Gloom trade Acids and Tackles, the Koffing falls first.
1d 23h 47m We continue clockwise around this room, and a new Rocket spots us. His first Grimer takes a few more Acids to fell than the previous Rocket's rats.
1d 23h 46m We walk to the north western corner of this room an We find a Hyper Potion.
1d 23h 46m The Rocket's last Pokémon, a second Rattata, falls quickly to Gloom's Acid attack. Rocket defeated.
1d 23h 45m The second Raticate shows that it can outspeed without using Quick Attack, using Tackle instead, but still falls to Acid attacks. Gloom grew to Lv 35
1d 23h 44m Our Gloom uses Acid to take down the Rocket's first Ratatta and first Raticate, but does suffer from damage from Quick Attacks.
1d 23h 43m Since we can't use the elevator, we walk up a flight of stairs instead. A Rocket sees us, and asks us why we're here.
1d 23h 41m We enter the elevator. We go to the button panel, but it appears we need a key to use it.
1d 23h 39m We step further south, and are sent to the panel by the TM07. We then follow a relatively clean path to the maze exit.
1d 23h 35m We walk south and are sent back to the NW corner. Then we walk down and around some blocks and Find a Moon Stone
1d 23h 33m Found a TM07: Horn Drill
1d 23h 32m We try to walk along the northern edge of the maze, but get caught on a spinny tile and are sent back to the northwestern corner.
1d 23h 30m We walk into the spiny tile maze.
1d 23h 29m The Rocket's Grimer survives two Acids, but not the third. The Rocket's Zubat lands an effective Leech Life, but Acid still 2HKOs Zubat. The Rocket's final mon, a Ratticate, is similarly taken down in two Acids. Rocket defeated.
1d 23h 28m Gloom tries Acid, and deals more than half of Koffing's health. Gloom uses acid a second time, to KO Koffing.
1d 23h 27m Gloom switches to other Powders, but those have no effect either. The Koffing switches to Tackle, which doesn't act too different from Smog.
1d 23h 25m Gloom's Poison Powder doesn't affect the enemy Koffing. The Koffing's smog deals very minor damage to Gloom.
1d 23h 24m We send out Gloom. Gloom uses Sleep Powder to put the Koffing to Sleep, but the Koffing wakes up immediately. Gloom then uses Stun Spore, to inflict a status that won't wear off so easily.
1d 23h 23m We send out our weakened Voltorb. Voltorb screeches at Koffing, and Koffing uses Smog. The smog is enough to KO Voltorb.
1d 23h 22m The grunt sends out a Koffing, which tackles Nidorino, and Nidorino faints.
1d 23h 21m Nidorino hits itself in confusion, so we look through our bag, before ordering Nidorino to Tackle. The second Tackle takes down the Zubat and Nidorino grows to Lv 17
1d 23h 20m The Zubat alternates between supersonic and bite; Nidorino tries leer before switching to Poison String.
1d 23h 19m A rocket grunt tells us about the proper way to deal with ghosts, and sends out a Zubat against our Nidorino.
1d 23h 16m We leave that slot machine, having noticed 20 coins on the ground that we pick up. Then we notice the down stairs in the northeast corner of the building. We go down and We enter the Rocket Hideout for the first time.
1d 23h 15m We pry ourselves away from one slot machine, only to get drawn to a different slot machine.
1d 23h 13m We got a second Bar. Up to 293 coins.
1d 23h 6m The Gym Guide tells us that we have better things to do. We don't listen. Back to the slots!
1d 23h 4m Hooked by the free trial, we're desperate for more coins. Desperate enough to spend money. We spend as much money as we can on coins. Bought 250 coins, ₽52 remaining.
1d 23h 2m The rocket walks away. There's a button behind a poster that the rocket was guarding. We press the button a few times, but it doesn't give us any coins.
1d 23h 1m The Rocket sends out a a Zubat, Voltorb's Thunderbolts manage to take it out. Rocket defeated.
1d 23h 1m The combined effort of those three mons and Voltorb's sonicbooms deal enough damage to make the Raticate faint. Volrtorb grew to Lv 22. Voltorb learned Selfdestruct over Tackle
1d 22h 59m The Rocket sends out a Raticate. The Raticate attacks KO Ekans, Mankey and Beedrill in quick succession.
1d 22h 58m We walk up to someone in an official-looking outfit begging for more coins. The rocket takes offense to this, and challenges us to a battle.
1d 22h 57m Darn! Run of of coins!
1d 22h 52m Still using the slots. Our coin count is back down to below 120.
1d 22h 49m Matched three bars on a diagonal; received 100 coins
[Chat] tppsimulator: Let's go broke again Kappa
1d 22h 45m We scour the floor for more coins. We find 100 coins on the ground in the north-east of the game corner and 20 coins on the ground in the center of the establishment.
1d 22h 44m A clerk tells us that we can exchange our coins for fabulous prizes next door.
1d 22h 42m We run out of coins. We comfort ourselves by listening to Bulbasaur's cry.
1d 22h 39m A different patron gives us a different 20 coins. Ge get slightly better luck with those coins, leaving the machine with 28 coins before getting sucked back in.
1d 22h 35m One of the patrons takes pity on us, and gives us 20 coins. We use every one of those coins without receiving a single payout.
1d 22h 34m We enter the game corner. We try to use a slot machine, but we don't have any coins.
1d 22h 31m We save right in front of the game corner.
1d 22h 29m We enter Celadon City, head straight to the Poké Center, and we heal.
1d 22h 27m We continue our journey west; we enter Route 7.
1d 22h 25m We enter Mr. Psychics house, but walk around the perimeter of the room before we try to talk to Mr. Psychic. He already knows what we want. Received TM29: Psychic
1d 22h 20m We open up the menu, and think about saving, but decline in the end.
1d 22h 18m We enter the Saffron City gatehouse and walk through to enter the city.
1d 22h 16m The lass sends out a second Meowth. The second Meowth KOs Nidorino. We send out gloom, who takes out the second Meowth with an Acid, and takes out the Lass's third Meowth with a pair of Acids. Lass defeated.
1d 22h 14m We send out our newly evolved Nidorino. Nidorino poison stings Meowth while Meowth tries each move in its arsenal once. The constant Poison Stings take out Meowth.
1d 22h 13m Meowth throws coins at Beedrill, while Beedrill continues its Fury Attacks. A few attacks later and Bedrill faints under a pile of money.
1d 22h 12m We walk down the line, and a different Lass challenges us. Meowth vs. Beedrill. Bedrill attacks furiously, while the Meowth growls.
1d 22h 11m We send out our Nidoran. Despite Nidorina's low health, Nidoran requires two Poison Stings to take out the enemy Nidorina. Nidoran grows to Lv 16. Lass Defeated. Nidoran evolves into Nidorino.
1d 22h 10m The lass shows us here Nidorina next. A few sonic booms lowers Nidorina's health to red, but Nidorina manages to make Voltorb Faint before she does.
1d 22h 8m Voltorb up next. Voltorb tackles Nidoran; Nidoran whips its tail back and forth. Voltorb follows up with more Tackles, while Nidoran follows up with Scratches. Voltorb finishes with an unnecessary crit. Nidoran faints.
1d 22h 7m We send out Mankey. The first round, Mankey and the Nidoran trade status move; the second and third rounds they trade damaging moves. Mankey faints
1d 22h 5m A Lass tells us she collects Nidoran. She shows us her Nidoran♀ first, while we send out Ekans. Nidoran attacks twice, and Ekans faints
1d 22h 3m We leave Lavender Town to the west, entering Route 8.
1d 22h 1m We exit the tower
1d 21h 56m While passing through Floor 4, we look at some of the items on the ground, but don't pick any of them up.
1d 21h 51m We pass through the purified zone
[Info] After we pulled off the conditions for the Marowak Ghost Skip, the devs revealed their hand: the ROM doesn't have a patch for the skip, but there is an active LUA script which effectively patches this skip.
1d 21h 44m We start heading back down the tower
1d 21h 38m After showing the ghost a few items, we show it a Poké Ball. The ghost takes the pokedoll and leaves. We step right, away from the stairs. We step left towards the stairs but the Marowak's Ghost blocks our path again.
1d 21h 36m We almost the stairs up to the next floor, but then an apparition warns us to begone. We run, but then run back to the stairs and encounter the ghost again.
1d 21h 34m We encounter an item ball blocking our path. Found a Rare Candy.
1d 21h 33m After encountering yet another ghost, our Pokedex seen count goes up by one. Apparently the 'dex can ID the ghosts, even if we can't.
1d 21h 31m We reach the purified zone. We heal
1d 21h 29m We head back, towards the purified zone, reach the stairs down, but then alternate between going up and down that flight of stairs a few time.
1d 21h 26m Voltorb is sent out. Voltorb fails to tackle Gastly while Gastly licks Voltorb. Voltorb pulls off a Thunderbolt, which fully paralyzes Gastly. The second Thunderbolt takes down Gastly. Channeler defeated.
1d 21h 25m Gastly confuses Gloom, who hurts itself in confusion. Gastly switches to Night Shade, and Gloom successfully hits with Acid. The two side trade blows until Gloom Faints
1d 21h 23m Gastly confuses Ekans. Ekans tries to wrap Gastly, but it has no effect. We switch out Ekans for Gloom.
1d 21h 22m On the next floor, we get accosted by another Channeler, who also has one Gastly. Ekans is up first.
[Info] If we were grinding, it probably would not be worth bolding heals at the purified zone, but we don't have the Sliph Scope, so we can't attack nor be attacked by the wild ghosts around here, and thus aren't using this as a grinding spot.
1d 21h 19m We take the few steps back to the purified zone and we heal
1d 21h 18m Gloom is out next. Gloom hits Gastly with an Acid attack, which knocks out the Gastly. Channeler defeated.
1d 21h 16m Voltorb sent out. Voltorb hits Gastly with a Sonicboom, but then suffers a Confuse Ray and hits itself in confusion. Gastly hits Voltorb with a Night shade, and Voltorb recovers from its confusion and screeches at Gastly. Gastly pulls off a Night Shade, and Voltob Faints
1d 21h 16m We send out Nidoran. The Gastly licks Nidoran, and nidoran responds with a disapproving look leer. Nidoran suffers a Confuse Ray, then hits itself in confusion. A Night Shade is then enough to KO Nidoran.
1d 21h 13m Just past the purified zone, a Channeler shouts "Zombies!" at us. She sends out her Gastly against our Ekans. The Gastly confuses Ekans, but ekans recovers from the confusion almost immediately. Two Night shades takes down Ekans.
1d 21h 11m We walk into the purified zone, and We healed.
1d 21h 10m Currently battling a Channeler. The Channeler's Gastly KOs Beedrill; we send out Voltorb and a few thunderbolts takes down the enemy gastly. Channeler defeated.
[info] Current Location: Pokémon Tower
₽1455 | Balls: 5 | Pokedex: 22 / 65 / 151
AAAHYµ (Ekans) ♀ Lv.12 Wrap / Leer / Poison Sting
Beedrill ♂ Lv.17 Focus Energy / Fury Attack / Poison Sting / Cut
Nidoran♂ Lv.15 Poison Sting / Tackle / Bide / Leer
---- (Gloom) ♂ Lv.34 Acid / Poisonpowder / Stun Spore / Sleep Powder
BCCLLMDDML (Voltorb) Lv.21 Tackle / Screech / Thunderbolt / Sonicboom
IIHHHHHHHH (Mankey) ♀ Lv.13 Scratch / Leer
[Info] Updater going dark for now
1d 20h 10m Gloom takes out Gastly. And Channeler sends out another Gastly. Gastly's Lick paralyzes our Gloom. We use Sleep Power on Gastly. We knock out and defeat Channeler!
1d 20h 6m A Lick from Gastly takes down Ekans. We send out our Nidoran♂ and use Poison Sting. Enemy Gastly responds with Night Shade and Nidoran♂ faints. We send out Gloom.
1d 20h 5m Our Ekans uses Leer repeatedly against enemy Gastly. Gastly sends out Confuse Ray.
1d 20h 3m We flee from wild Ghosts and begin a battle with Channeler again.
1d 19h 59m We walk back into the Tower and begin climbing those stairs to upper floors.
1d 19h 57m We release JJJJA-×××× (Doduo) and go back outside.
1d 19h 56m We walk into the Lavender Poké Center and boot up the PC.
1d 19h 54m We send out our Mankey and enemy Gastly uses Confuse Ray. Our Mankey takes confusion damage and becomes paralyzed from Lick. Mankey fainted and we black out! DexNav says: Disappointment.
1d 19h 52m A Channeler wants to battle! Enemy Gastly knocks out our Nidoran♂ with Night Shade. We send out Gloom with low HP and Gloom faints too.
1d 19h 49m We encounter more wild Ghosts and flee from them.
1d 19h 47m Our Gloom is able to take out Gastly and we defeat the Channeler.
1d 19h 45m We send out our Voltorb. Enemy Gastly uses Confuse Ray. Our Voltorb takes damage from confusion, but manages to strike a Thunderbolt. Night Shade takes out Voltorb and we send out Gloom.
1d 19h 42m A Channeler engages us in a battle! We send out Beedrill against enemy Gastly. We use Fury Attack but it has no effect. Beedrill faints.
[Fluff] StreamFeed is sending spoilers about the Ghosts
1d 19h 40m We step further into the tower. A Ghost appears so we run away.
1d 19h 39m Gloom takes out Kadabra and Wartortle easily as well. Defeated Blue!. Gloom grows to level 33.
1d 19h 38m Gloom is able to take out Pidgeotto with Acid. Blue sends out Growlithe. We crit against Growlithe. Blue sends out Exeggcute and we take it out shortly.
1d 19h 37m Blue sends out Pidgeotto and we respond with Wrap. But Gust takes out Ekans. We send out Gloom and try fishing with the Old Rod.
1d 19h 36m Regaining our courage, we go up a floor. We see Blue there. VS Blue!
1d 19h 34m We enter the Pokémon Tower, go up a floor, and then back down.
1d 19h 32m We heal our team head back outside.
1d 19h 29m We talk to a few of the NPCs. Team Rocket will do anything for the sake of gold!
1d 19h 27m We gravitate towards the PC and bounce along the potted plants and walls.
1d 19h 24m Heading east along Route 8, we reach Lavender and enter the Poké Center.
1d 19h 23m We pace frantically back and forth between Saffron and Route 8 before deciding to stay in Route 8.
1d 19h 19m We boot up TM11 Bubblebeam but decide to not use it. We open the menu a few more times.
1d 19h 17m We step into Saffron and save the game. We talk to someone there and they tell us to get lost.
1d 19h 15m We walk out of the grass and to the Saffron City Gate. We hand over a drink to the NPC. Gulp, gulp, gulp!
1d 19h 13m A wild Mankey crits and takes down our Mankey.
1d 19h 11m We walk out from Celadon to Route 7 and encounter Pidgey.
1d 19h 8m Our Voltorb is poisoned by Bellsprout. Bellsprout's Wrap takes out our Voltorb and we black out.
[Correction] Voltorb, not Qwilfish
1d 19h 6m Enemy Bellsprout Wraps our Ekans and it faints. We send out our Qwilfish.
1d 19h 3m Our Oddish faints to enemy Bellsprout. We send out our Ekans, consult TM11, and try to run from Lass.
[Info] A few minutes ago we entered the Celadon Gym and we're currently in battle with Lass.
[Meta] Updater is going dark, sorry.
1d 17h 53m Tossed one Moon Stone.
1d 17h 52m We got HM02 Fly!
1d 17h 50m Caught a female Lv. 20 Doduo! Nickname: JJJJA-××××
1d 17h 47m Beedrill used Cut!
1d 17h 37m We see a sleeping Snorlax, but don't have any way to get past it.
1d 17h 31m We buy a Soda Pop and Fresh Water. We have ₽1804 left.
1d 17h 28m We buy 4 Poke Dolls.
1d 17h 8m We heal at the Celadon City Pokémon Center.
1d 17h 7m We arrive at Celadon City, and IIHHHHHHHH faints from poison damage.
1d 17h 5m We defeat a wild Oddish and IIHHHHHHHH grows to level 13.
1d 16h 59m We enter the Underground Path and exit at Route 7.
1d 16h 57m The Gambler finally sends out Poliwhirl, and uses Hypnosis to put Gloom to sleep, but Gloom soon wakes up and poisons Poliwhirl. Several turns later, Poliwhirl succumbs to poison damage, defeating the Gambler. ---- grew to level 32.
1d 16h 54m We then send out BCCLLMDDML, and a few Sonic Booms and Tackles make quick work of Poliwag. The Gambler sends out another Poliwag and we switch to Gloom, whose Acids faint Poliwag even faster.
1d 16h 51m Returning to Route 8, we're challenged by a Gambler, who sends out their Poliwag. We use Poison Sting to almost no effect, and Ekans faints in two hits from Poliwag. We send out Nidoran♂ who ends up asleep before they we can do any real damage, and Nidoran♂ quickly faints as well.
1d 16h 45m We heal at the Lavender Town Pokémon Center.
1d 16h 42m We run into another Super Nerd who sends out Koffing. We spam Acid until Koffing faints, defeating the Super Nerd, but not before he gets our Gloom down to only 4 HP.
1d 16h 39m The lass next sends out Nidoran♂, and 3 Acids manage to faint it. The lass sends out Meowth, and we use Acid twice until it faints. The lass finally sends out Pikachu, but once again Acid is all it takes to faint the Pikachu, defeating the Lass.
1d 16h 36m We then send out BCCLLMDDML and manage to faint Pidgey with Sonic Boom, though not before taking some damage ourself. The Lass sends out Rattata and we send out Gloom. We then put the Ratatta to sleep and after wasting a few turns, manage to get to Acid and faint Rattata in one hit.
1d 16h 34m We run into a Lass who sends out Pidgey. We use Wrap to get some damage off on Pidgey, but Pidgey uses Gust twice and Quick Attack once and Ekans faints.
1d 16h 30m The Super Nerd sends out Grimer, who disables Wrap. We then switch to Beedrill and use Cut. Grimer disables Focus Energy, and we keep using Cut until Beedrill faints from Pound. We then send out BCCLLMDDML and take out Grimer with Thunderbolt. BCCLLMDDML grew to level 20, and the Super Nerd was defeated.
1d 16h 26m We send out BCCLLMDDML, but soon switch to ----, and spam Acid until Muk is almost fainted, at which point we use Sleep Powder and then switch to Ekans. Ekans slowly takes down Muk with Wrap.
1d 16h 21m The supernerd sends out Muk. We then switch to IIHHHHHHHH, who Muk poisons, and IIHHHHHHHH quickly faints from poison damage and damage from Pound.
1d 16h 17m We send out ----, who uses Acid three times, at which point Grimer faints. Ekans grows to level 12.
1d 16h 16m We switch to Nidoran♂ and use Leer, which gets disabled. We then use Tackle and Poison Sting, but they don't do much damage, and Nidoran♂ soon faints.
1d 16h 12m We then use Wrap, which Grimer then disables. We switch to IIHHHHHHHH and, after a few turns of missed and failed moves, we use Scratch, which Grimer then disables.
1d 16h 8m We use Wrap, which doesn't do much damage, and then use Poison Sting for even less damage. Grimer then disabled our Poison Sting with Disable.
1d 16h 5m We're challenged by a Super Nerd who claims we nead strategy to win. He sends out Grimer and we send out Ekans. We spend a while deliberating what to do.
1d 16h 2m We come close to using the PC, but leave the Pokémon Center to continue along Route 8.
1d 16h 0m We heal at the Lavender Town Pokémon Center.
1d 15h 58m ---- uses Acid twice to take care of Growlithe, and the Gambler sends out Vulpix. Two Acids also make short work of Vulpix, and ---- grows to level 31. The Gambler is defeated and we head back to town.
1d 15h 56m We walk in front of a rambling, gambling dude, who challenges us to a battle. He sends out Growlithe, who we use Poison Sting against continuously. It poisons Growlithe, who then uses Ember. Ekans faints from the damage and we send out ----.
1d 15h 54m We then send out ----, who easily faints the Clefairy with Acid, defeating the Lass.
1d 15h 54m We send out Nidoran♂ who's instantly put to sleep by Clefairy. Clefairy then alternates between Double-Slap and Growl. Nidoran♂ soon wakes up, but Nidoran♂ faints from another Double-Slap before it can do anything.
1d 15h 51m We send out IIHHHHHHHH, who uses Leer once and then Scratch twice. IIHHHHHHHH faints after two Double-Slaps from Clefairy.
1d 15h 48m The trainer sends out another Clefairy, and we continue using Thunderbolt. Clefairy uses Double Slap and BCCLLMDDML faints.
1d 15h 46m Clefairy uses Double Slap, and it hits too many times, so Beedrill faints. We send out BCCLLMDDML, who uses Thunderbolt until Clefairy faints.
1d 15h 45m We enter battle with a Lass on Route 8, who sends out her Clefairy. Clefairy slaps our Ekans silly, and we switch to switch to Beedrill. Clefairy uses Sing to put Beedrill to sleep, and then attacks Beedrill with Double Slap. Beedrill quickly wakes up, but uses Focus Energy until it's put to sleep again.
1d 15h 40m We enter Lavender Town and heal! That white hand on your shoulder, it's not real.
1d 15h 38m After running away from one more wild Machop, we escape Rock Tunnel once again.
1d 15h 38m We run away from 16 wild Pokémon.
1d 15h 24m We run away from 2 wild Pokémon. We then encounter a wild Zubat, but fail to run away and *Ekans faints. We then run away.
1d 15h 21m We re-enter the Rock Tunnel...
1d 15h 18m We send out Beedrill and the Hiker sends out Onix. Onix continuously uses Screech while we continously use Focus Energy. Eventually we manage to select Fury Attack, but Beedrill faints first thanks to Rock Throw. We black out.
1d 15h 13m We send out BCCLLMDDML, whose Tackle barely does any damage. We try to use Thunderbolt, to no effect, while the Geodude continues to use Defense Curl. Eventually, we manage to use Sonic Boom twice. When the Geodude is on low health, it uses Self-Destruct. BCCLLMDDML faints.
1d 15h 11m We walk in front of a Hiker and they challenge us, sending out Geodude. Acid barely damages it, and a single Tackle is enough so that Gloom faints.
1d 15h 9m We're challenged to a battle with a Jr. Trainer♀. We take out her Pidgey with two Acids, and the same for her Pidgeotto, defeating her.
1d 15h 6m We ran away from 1 more wild Pokémon and then escaped into Route 10.
1d 15h 6m The Jr. Trainer♀ sent out Pidgey, but two Acids made it faint before it even pulled off an attack, defeating the Jr. Trainer♀.
1d 15h 5m The Jr. Trainer♀ sent out Oddish. We took down Oddish's health with Acid, but Oddish put us to sleep. We stayed asleep for a number of turns while Oddish succed our health with Absorb. When we woke up, we used Acid once more to take down Oddish.
1d 15h 3m After that, we sent out Gloom, who poisoned Meowth and eventually make Meowth faint with Acid. ---- grew to level 30.
1d 15h 2m We're spotted by a Jr. Trainer♀, and her Meowth had no trouble at all making sure IIHHHHHHHH faints. Nidoran♂ fainted quickly too, thanks again to Meowth's Pay Day.
1d 14h 59m Ekans fainted to a wild Machop, who we then ran away from. We ran away from a wild Onix after that.
1d 14h 57m The trainer then sends out Bellsprout, but two Acids takes that down as well, defeating the Jr. Trainer♀.
1d 14h 57m The Jr. Trainer♀ sends out her Ratatta, which we poison with Poison Powder. We then use Acid, which almost kills Rattata. It faints from poison damage. The trainer sends out another Ratatta, which is taken out in a single Acid.
1d 14h 55m We use Wrap, which deals little damage on its own, and only continues once. We then use Leer twice, while Pidgey's attacks miss and fail. We switch to Gloom and use Acid, which instantly faints the Pidgey.
1d 14h 52m We run away from 3 more wild Pokémon, and then encounter a Jr. Trainer♀, who sends out her Pidgey.
1d 14h 48m We run away from 18 more wild Pokémon.
1d 14h 33m We re-enter the Rock Tunnel for the last time, maybe.
1d 14h 32m We then run into another Jr. Trainer♀. Our Gloom, in critical condition, uses 2 Acids to take down her Pidgey. We almost took down her Rattata, but a Quick Attack made sure we blacked out.
1d 14h 30m The trainer sends out a Clefairy, though our Moon Stone has no effect on it. We put it to sleep with Sleep Powder, and then try to paralyse and poison it, which doesn't work. We eventually get onto Acid, and 3 hits from Acid are enough to take the Clefairy down, defeating the Jr. Trainer.
1d 14h 28m We use Acid to get her Bellsprout's HP down by over half, but she uses Sleep Powder followed by Wrap. We stay asleep for several turns, and when we finally wake up we're still being Wrapped. We eventually break free and faint the Bellsprout with another Acid.
1d 14h 26m We encounter a female Jr. Trainer after running away from 4 wild Pokémon.
1d 14h 21m We send out Gloom, who uses Acid, while Graveler uses Defense Curl. We then try to use Sleep Powder, but it fails, while Graveler continues using Defense Curl. We switch to BCCLLMDDML and continuously use Tackle while Graveler uses Defense Curl. Eventually, Graveler uses Self-Destruct. BCCLLMDDML faints but we win the fight. ---- grew to level 29.
1d 14h 18m We then use Focus Energy. Graveler uses Tackle. Beedrill uses Focus Energy. Graveler uses Defense Curl. Beedrill uses Focus Energy. Graveler uses Rock Throw. Beedrill uses Cut. Graveler uses Defense Curl. Beedrill uses Cut. Graveler uses Rock Throw. Beedrill faints.
1d 14h 16m The hiker sends out Geodude again, and we send out ----. We use Acid for a few turns, and soon Geodude uses Self-Destruct. ---- survives, but we switch to Beedrill as the Hiker sends out Graveler.
1d 14h 15m We run away from 3 more wild Pokémon. We then encounter the Hiker that we blacked out to last time.
1d 14h 12m We run away from 5 more wild Pokémon. We then run into a wild Zubat, but we stay in the fight for one turn too long, and Nidoran♂ faints, before running away from the Zubat. We then encounter and run away from a Geodude.
1d 14h 5m We then run into a Geodude, who uses Tackle so that IIHHHHHHHH faints. We run away from it afterwards.
1d 14h 4m We run away from 5 more wild Pokémon, some of whom we stay in battle with long enough to deal large amounts of damage to our Pokémon. One, a wild Zubat, used Leech Life so that Ekans fainted when we failed to run away from it on our first attempt.
1d 13h 57m We re-enter Rock Tunnel to run away from more Zubats.
1d 13h 55m We send out our last Pokémon, Gloom, while the Hiker sends out Graveler. We use Acid for a few turns, while Graveler uses Defense Curl and has its attacks miss. We then poison Graveler with Poison Powder, and the Graveler uses self-destruct. Gloom faints and we black out.
1d 13h 53m We start using Acid for barely any damage, while Geodude trims down our HP with Rock Throw. We then manage to poison Geodude with Poison Powder, followed by switching to Beedrill. We use Fury Attack for little damage, then Geodude uses Self-Destruct. Beedrill faints from the damage.
1d 13h 50m After running away from 9 more Pokémon, and fainting one wild Zubat, we run into another Hiker, who sends out Geodude. We send out Gloom.
1d 13h 41m The Hiker then sends out Geodude. Acid barely does any damage, but we use it for 3 turns while Geodude uses Defense Curl. We then manage to poison the Geodude, and soon start spamming Acid again while the Geodude attacks us. The Geodude eventually succumbs to the damage from poison and Acid. RED defeated HIKER.
1d 13h 36m We send out ----, who uses Stun Spore to paralyse Onix. We then try to use Poison Powder, which doesn't effect Onix, but luckily Onix stays fully paralysed for three turns, and misses on its fourth and fifth. We put it out of its misery with Acid after that.
1d 13h 33m We then deal some damage with Sonic Boom before switching back to Screech for a few turns. We eventually manage to use Sonic Boom again, but BCCLLMDDML then faints to Wrap.
1d 13h 31m We switch out for BCCLLMDDML as the Hiker sends out another Onix. After a turn of nothing happening, we use Screech for a few turns while the Onix uses Tackle, Rock Throw, and Screech.
1d 13h 28m We run away from a wild Geodude and then run into a Hiker, who wants to fight. We send out ---- against their Onix, and a single Absorb takes the Onix down. ---- grew to level 28. ---- forgot Absorb and learned Acid.
1d 13h 26m We get on our bicycle. Cycling is fun!
1d 13h 22m We run away from a Geodude and then encounter a wild Zubat. Nidoran♂ faints to Absorb before we send out ---- and run away.
1d 13h 19m After running away from 4 more encounters, a wild Onix ambushes us. We switch out Nidoran♂ for ----, who uses Absorb and faints the Onix in one hit. Nidoran♂ grows to level 15.
1d 13h 12m We then switch out for Gloom and then run away from the Onix.
1d 13h 10m We then run away from a wild Geodude, and run into an Onix. We attempt to catch it with Poké Balls, but keep missing due to its low catch rate. We then try to attack, but Mankey faints to Onix's attack before it can do anything. We send out Beedrill, who uses Fury Attack for barely any damage. Hoping it was weakened enough, we try another Poké Ball, but it misses again.
1d 13h 6m After running from four more wild encounters (one of which managed to pull off a single Leech Life to cut Ekans's HP by over half), we stumble upon a wild Zubat. We attempt to run away from it, but fail, and Ekans faints from a Leech Life. We then send out Beedrill who easily dispenses the Zubat with Cut.
1d 12h 59m We re-enter the Rock Tunnel to stumble around in the dark some more. We find a wild Zubat and immediately run away.
1d 12h 56m We run into yet another wild Zubat, and a single Leech Life makes Beedrill faint. We blacked out.
1d 12h 54m Another Zubat deals some damage to Beedrill with a critical hit, and a few more Leech Lifes get our Beedrill down to 2 HP. Miraculously, we manage to end the fight in time with a few Cuts.
1d 12h 52m We encounter a wild Onix, and let Voltorb take some damage from Wrap before running away from it. After that, we run into a wild Zubat, which slowly deals enough damage with Leech Life and Bite so that Voltorb faints, though not before Voltorb's Tackles got the Zubat down to critical health. A Cut from Beedrill easily fells the Zubat. Beedrill then grows to level 17.
1d 12h 46m We then ran away from the Zubat. We encountered a Geodude soon after. 2 Sonic Booms made sure it went away quickly.
1d 12h 42m We send out our Gloom, ----, against a wild Zubat, and start dealing pitiful amounts of damage with Absorb. The damage from Leech Life combined with confusion damage is too much, and ---- faints.
1d 12h 39m Nidoran ♂ faints to a wild Zubat. We then send out Gloom, eventually running away.
1d 12h 35m We encounter a wild Machop, and IIHHHHHHHH faints to its Karate Chops. We then run away from the Machop.
1d 12h 33m We run away from a wild Zubat, then run away from a Geodude, then run away from another Geodude after repeatedly trying to use a Moon Stone on it.
1d 12h 27m After having blacked out and returned to Rock Tunnel, Ekans fainted to a wild Zubat.
[Meta] Updater is going dark for now.
1d 11h 1m We are back in Rock Tunnel, hopefully for the last time.
1d 11h 0m Back to Route 10 it is.
1d 10h 59m Voltorb uses Thunderbolt! Rattata is put in the red, but one Tackle sends Voltorb down for good. We black out.
1d 10h 58m Voltorb is sent out. Good luck.
1d 10h 57m Hyper Fang takes Gloom down.
1d 10h 57m One more Whirlwind fails, and Pidgey succumbs to poison. Rattata is sent out!
1d 10h 57m Both Pokémon are in the red.
1d 10h 56m Gloom is finally in the orange as Pidgey realized that Gust and Quick Attack worked better than Whirlwind.
1d 10h 55m Pidgey is finally using some offensive moves, but they hardly do any damage. In the meantime, poison has taken out half its health already.
[Snark] Our Pokémon cannot attack, her Pokémon doesn't want to attack, what a thrilling battle we're having.
1d 10h 54m Gloom can't do much except waste moves for now. Pidgey seems to still want to use Whirlwind, but it doesn't work.
1d 10h 53m Gloom poisons Pidgey, then endures a Whirlwind.
[Fluff] That trainer has four Pokémon. We only have two, one of them has no offensive moves, the other only has 4HP left. The odds do not seem to be in our favour.
1d 10h 51m We are challenged by a Jr. Trainer♀! She sends out a Pidgey.
1d 10h 45m Another Slowpoke is sent out. It tries to Disable us to no effect, and goes down with two more Thunderbolt. We win the battle!
1d 10h 44m Voltorb uses Thunderbolt twice and manages to defeat Slowpoke! Voltorb grows to Lv. 18!
1d 10h 43m Another Slowpoke is sent out. We switch to Voltorb, who as a reminder only has 1HP left.
1d 10h 42m PokéManiac wants to fight! Slowpoke is sent out. We use our last two Absorb to defeat it.
1d 10h 40m Unfortunately, Graveler is no match for Absorb either and goes down immediately. We won the battle!
1d 10h 40m Another Geodude get Absorb'ed to death. Graveler is the third Pokémon.
1d 10h 40m Gloom does what it does best and uses Absorb to murder Geodude. Gloom grows to Lv. 26.
1d 10h 39m Another Hiker challenges us! He sends out a Geodude.
1d 10h 35m Nevermind, we exited the bag and Absorb'ed it to death.
1d 10h 34m We are attempting to catch a wild Onix.
1d 10h 29m Gloom gets binded, but thankfully frees quickly and defeats Onix with a single Absorb. We won!
1d 10h 28m We switch back to Gloom.
1d 10h 28m Onix is sent out.
1d 10h 28m Another Sonicboom does the trick. Gloom grows to Lv. 25!
1d 10h 28m Voltorb uses Sonicboom, Machop answers with a Low Kick. both Pokémon are at 1 HP.
1d 10h 27m Voltorb is sent out. It uses Screech.
1d 10h 26m A critical Karate Chop puts Beedrill in the red. Another one finishes it off, but it did manage to take out two thirds of Machop's life.
1d 10h 26m We switch out Gloom for Beedrill, who endures a Low Kick.
1d 10h 24m 1d 10h 24m We are challenged by a Hiker! He sends out Machop.
1d 10h 23m A few Absorb are enough to bring down Cubone. PokéManiac is defeated!
1d 10h 22m Gloom uses Absorb repeatedly, until Charmander is finally defeated. Cubone is sent out by our opponent.
1d 10h 21m Gloom paralyzes the enemy Charmander.
1d 10h 19m Nidoran♂ goes down! We send out our dashing Gloom.
1d 10h 19m Charmander uses Rage, which gets stronger as NidoraM keeps attacking.
1d 10h 18m Beedrill uses Focus Energy, then gets switched out to Nidoran♂.
1d 10h 18m We are challenged by a PokéManiac, who sends out Charmander. Mankey goes down to an Ember and Beedrill is sent out.
1d 10h 16m Caught a female Lv. 15 Machop! No nickname.
1d 10h 16m We attempt to catch a wild Machop, but it breaks free.
1d 10h 14m We fail to escape a wild Zubat, which defeats our newly retrieved Ekans.
1d 10h 7m We exit the Pokémon Center and head back to Rock Tunnel.
1d 10h 7m Prof. Oak offers to rate our Pokédex, but we refuse. Considering we only caught 20 species so far, this is probably a good call.
1d 10h 5m We boot up the PC again.
1d 10h 4m We are trying to re-order our team before going back to the PC.
1d 10h 1m Our returning Mankey has been deposited. We take out Ekans in its place.
1d 10h 0m We boot up the PC.
1d 9h 59m We're not going back to Rock Tunnel yet, as some people seem to want to take a trip to the PC.
1d 9h 56m Back to Route 10 it is.
1d 9h 55m Gloom is finally taken down by one last Quick Attack. We black out.
1d 9h 54m Seeing as Gloom is in the red and has no usable moves, we attempt to run from the Trainer battle. But we can't.
1d 9h 54m Mankey keeps missing, and is taken down by a Gust attack. Gloom is sent out again.
1d 9h 53m Gloom is switched out in favour of our newly re-caught Mankey.
1d 9h 52m Gloom poisons the enemy Pidgey. Now all it can do is wait.
1d 9h 51m We used our last Absorb. Gloom now only has non-offensive moves left.
1d 9h 50m Gloom wakes up after enduring Quick Attack twice.
1d 9h 49m Jigglypuff succumbs to the poison! Pidgey is sent out in its place. Gloom is still asleep.
1d 9h 47m Gloom is put to sleep again.
1d 9h 47m The enemy Jigglypuff disabled Stun Spore. Gloom uses Absorb instead.
1d 9h 45m Gloom wakes up and tries to paralyze Jigglypuff. Again, the game doesn't work that way.
1d 9h 44m We are challenged by a Jr. Trainer♀, who send out Jigglypuff. Gloom poisons it, but it puts us to sleep in return.
[Chat] M4_used_Rollout: we're the TPP devs, reality can be whatever we want
[Fluff] Welcome back, buddy.
Re-caught a female Lv. 14 Mankey! Nickname: Abcmddnn
1d 9h 40m The chat is currently confused at the fact that we just found a Pokémon we had previously released.
1d 9h 39m A wild Abcmddnn appears! ...Wait what.
1d 9h 34m Gloom grows to Lv. 24! A third Geodude is sent out, but it fares no better. Hiker is defeated!
1d 9h 33m Gloom does what it does best: absorbing the life out of Geodude.
1d 9h 32m Gloom uses Absorb, which seems a better strategy. Machop is defeated and another Geodude is sent out.
1d 9h 31m Gloom is still trying to put Machop to sleep. Thankfully, it's bulky enough to take a few Karate Chop.
1d 9h 29m Gloom poisons the opposing Machop. It then tries to putt it to sleep, but that's not how this game works.
1d 9h 29m Gloom only needs a single Absorb to defeat Geodude. Machop is sent out in its place.
1d 9h 27m Beedrill is immediately taken out.
1d 9h 27m Out of the dark, we are challenged by a Hiker! They send out Geodude.
1d 9h 15m Mankey is defeated by a wild Zubat. We run away.
1d 9h 13m Gloom grew to Lv. 23!
1d 9h 12m Mankey grew to Lv. 12!
[Fluff] Poor StreamFeed doesn't know what an update is and is freaking out thinking that we just released three Magikarp and two Drowzee.
1d 9h 6m We're back! Apparently an update was deployed to fix some bugs.
1d 9h 3m We save. The stream is suddenly interrupted. Twitch Plays Pokémon will resume shortly!
1d 9h 2m Beedrill saves the day. It grows to Lv. 16, and forgets String Shot in favour of Focus Energy.
1d 9h 0m Voltorb immediately tries out its new ability against a wild Zubat. Unfortunately, it's taken out by Bite right afterwards.
1d 8h 58m Thanks to the help of Gloom against a wild Geodude, Voltorb grew to Lv. 17 and learned Sonicboom!
1d 8h 51m We are now back on Route 10, and decide to re-enter Rock Tunnel.
1d 8h 50m Our last Pokémon is taken down by a wild Zubat. We black out.
1d 8h 42m Updater going un-dark, we are currently inside Rock Tunnel.
[info] ₽4985 | Balls: 15 | Pokedex: 20 / 57 / 151
---- (Gloom) ♂ Lv.22 Absorb / Poisonpowder / Stun Spore / Sleep Powder
IIHHHHHHHH (Mankey) ♀ Lv.11 Scratch / Leer
Beedrill ♂ Lv.15 Poison Sting / String Shot / Fury Attack / Cut
Nidoran♂ Lv.14 Poison Sting / Tackle / Bide / Leer
BCCLLMDDML (Voltorb) Lv.14 Tackle / Screech
[Meta] And just like this cave, the Live Updater is going dark.
1d 7h 48m We enter Rock Tunnel.
1d 7h 43m We save as we look over the river to our east.
1d 7h 42m We leave the Poké Center.
1d 7h 42m We withdraw BCCLLMDDML the Voltorb
1d 7h 41m We access our PC, but don't do anything. Then switch to Bill's PC. Deposit BAAB the Dugtrio and Rattata into Box 2
1d 7h 40m That seems to have been what we were looking for, as we leave the grass. And head back into the Poké Center.
1d 7h 39m Caught a Lv. 14 Voltorb! Nickname: BCCLLMDDML. Sent to Box 2.
1d 7h 30m We find a Voltorb. We rummage through our items, but can only find items whose proper time is not now. Finally we find our Poké Balls. We toss one at the Voltorb, but it escapes, so we run.
1d 7h 23m We walk past the Poké Center, and into the Route 10 grass.
1d 7h 22m We walk to and stand outside the fence at the entrance to Rock Tunnel. Then turn back.
1d 7h 20m We exit the Poké Center.
1d 7h 16m We save
1d 7h 14m We use a Rare Candy! Gloom grew to Lv 22
1d 7h 13m We try to access on the PC from the side, but we can't reach the keyboard from there.
1d 7h 11m We access Bill's PC, but quickly log out.
1d 7h 11m We stand in front of the PC, then check our analog map, confirming that we are indeed near Rock Tunnel.
1d 7h 8m We talk to the nurse a second time, but decline to have our Pokémon healed a second time.
1d 7h 8m We heal
1d 7h 7m A guy with a nice hat tells us that elements make Pokémon stronger than some times and weaker than other types.
1d 7h 5m We try to withdraw Pokémon, but our party is already full.
1d 7h 5m We talk to the Cable Club attendant. She distracts us from the siren song of the PC momentarily.
1d 7h 3m We've had just enough after that battle; we Dig our way out Rock Tunnel. We enter the Rock Tunnel Poké Center.
1d 7h 2m Gloom uses struggle once, taking out the enemy Bulbasaur. Jr. Trainer defeated.
1d 7h 1m After using nearly 20 Stun Spores in a row Gloom is completely out of PP.
[Snark] Who bid this match?
1d 7h 0m Gloom uses Stun Spore. Bulbasaur switches to Vine Whip, which deals 1HP per strike.
1d 6h 59m Gloom runs out of Poison Powder PP. Only Stun Spore remains.
1d 6h 58m Gloom and Bulbasaur trade Poison Powders. Neither affects the other.
1d 6h 56m We order Gloom to use Absorb, but Gloom lacks the PP to actually do so. We insist anyway, to not much effect.
1d 6h 55m We send our final Pokémon, Gloom, back into the fray. We think about whether to Poison Powder or Stun Spore first, and decide on Poison Powder.
1d 6h 54m Bulbasaur Leech Seeds Nidoran, which allows it to recover most of the damage Nirorand tackles are dealing each turn. Bulbasaur toys with Nidoran a bit, before finishing it off with a Vine Whip. Nidoran KOed.
1d 6h 52m We send out Nidoran. Nidoran Poison Stings Bulbasaur, and Bulbasur responds with Poison Powder. Nidoran switches to Tackle, and Bulbasur switches to Vine Whip.
1d 6h 51m Dugtrio wakes up, just in time to be seeded. Dugtrio faints from Leech Seed's residual damage.
1d 6h 50m We withdraw Gloom, and send out Mankey. Mankey faints to a Vine Whip. We think carefully about who to send out next, and decide on Dugtrio.
1d 6h 48m We try to consult our map, but can't read it in this darkness.
1d 6h 47m We think very carefully about what to do next, and decide to run. We aren't allowed to run, however.
1d 6h 44m Gloom uses Sleep Powder a couple more times, and runs out of Sleep Powder PP.
1d 6h 43m Bulbasaur's Poison Powder continues to have no effect on Gloom. Gloom switches to Stun Spore just before running out of Sleep Powder PP.
1d 6h 42m Max Potion used on Gloom, healing about 40 HP.
1d 6h 39m Gloom uses absors many rounds in a row, until absorb runs out of PP. Gloom switches to Sleep Powder.
1d 6h 39m Gloom continues absorb Bulbasaur while evading Bulbasaur's Leech Seed.
1d 6h 38m Gloom Absorbs Bulbasaur's health. The Bulbasaur fails to respond thanks to its paralysis.
1d 6h 37m The Bulbasaur Growls at Gloom, and Gloom tosses Stun Spores at Bulbasaur. The enemy Bulbasaur becomes Paralyzed.
1d 6h 36m The Bulbasaur wakes up, and tosses Poisonpowder Gloom. Gloom responds by throwing its own Poisonpowder at Bulbasaur.
1d 6h 34m Dash powders Bulbasaur to sleep. We use the opportunity to look at our TM 11.
1d 6h 33m We send out Dash the Gloom. Bulbasaur tries to poison Dash, but it doesn't work. Gloom responds with an Absorb, which doesn't deal much damage, but at least does something.
1d 6h 32m Bulbasaur Growls, and nothing happens. The residual damage from Leech Seed KOs Beedrill
1d 6h 31m Beedrill finally manages to pull off a move, but it's attack has been so lowered that Fury Attack doesn't do much. Bulbasaur responds with a Leech Seed.
1d 6h 29m The Jr. Trainer sends out Bulbasaur next. The bulbasaur vine whips Beedrill and growls at Beedrill while Beedrill is immobilized by paralysis.
1d 6h 28m After several more rounds of trading Absorb and Cut, Oddish is defeated.
1d 6h 27m Beedrill and Oddish trade Poison Stings and Absorbs, but neither does much damage. Beedrill switches to Cut, which fares slightly better.
1d 6h 26m IIHHHH the Mankey sent out. IIHHHH survives one absorb, but not by much, so we switch to Beedrill. Beedrill is paraliyzed
1d 6h 24m Oddish takes advantage of the sleep to Absorb Rattata without resistance Rattata faints.
1d 6h 22m A Jr. Trainer tells us that she will fight us despite not coming here often. Oddish vs BAAB. BAAB growls, and the oddish puts BAAB to sleep with Sleep Powder, before preceding to drain BAAB with absorb. We switch out to Rattata, who is promptly put to sleep.
1d 6h 21m A different Pokemaniac want to show us his Slowpoke. We show him BAAB. BAAB scratches the Slowpoke, and the slowpoke uses confusion. In the middle of the volley, slowpoke tries to disable BAAB, but only prevents it from using Growl. BAAB proceeds to scratch the Slowpoke to KO. Pokemaniac defeated.
1d 6h 13m The Pokemaniac sends out Slowpoke next. The Slowpoke's confusion deals a lot of damage, but ----'s absorb heals a lot as well. Repeating this allows ---- to prevail and defeat the Slowpoke. ---- evolves into Gloom. Pokemaniac defeated.
1d 6h 13m We decide the attack drop is too much, and switch to ---- the Oddish. ---- uses absorb against Cubone, while Cubone continues to growl. A few absorbs takes dwon the Cubone. ---- grew to Lv. 21
1d 6h 12m A Pokemaniac sneaks up on us in this dark. He sends out a Cubone against BAABCEFFO]. The cubone growls at BAAB, while BAAB scratches at Cubone.
1d 6h 9m Back into Rock Tunnel.
1d 6h 6m BAABCEFFOJ digs us out of Rock Tunnel. We enter the Poké Center and We heal.
1d 6h 4m Diglett scraches a wild zubat into submission. BAABCEFFOJ grew to Lv 26 BAABCEFFOJ evolves into Dugtrio without even needing the B bar's assistance.
1d 6h 2m We enter Rock Tunnel.
1d 6h 0m We go back in the Poké Center. Using past knowledge, we manage to find the nurse right away. We heal and leave the center.
1d 5h 58m We send out Rattata. Rattata tackles while the Clefairy growls. We continue tackling while the Clefairy switches to Pound. Rattata manages to outdamage Clefairy, KOing the Clefairy while retaining a sliver of health. Jr. Trainer defeated.
1d 5h 56m The Pikachu deals some damage with a Quick Attack, but a few scratches take it down. The Trainer sends out a Clefairy next, who sings Diglett to sleep. This gives it time to pull off a few double slaps. Diglett Faints
1d 5h 54m Wanting to not deal with the cave, walk down to the trainer outside and challenge her. She says she keeps loosing when she challenges gyms. Vs. Jr. Trainer♀. She sends out a Pikachu against our BAABCEFFOJ.
1d 5h 53m It's scary and dark in there, so we walk back out, and pause to look at the Menu.
1d 5h 52m We finally find the cave entrance and We enter Rock Tunnel for the first time
1d 5h 51m We keep trying to walk through the fence that is outside the cave, but it doesn't work.
1d 5h 51m We opt to not disturb this line of trees, making us take the long way to the cave. We dodge the trainer at the end of the tree line despite this.
1d 5h 48m We talk to everyone else in the center before finally finding the nurse. We heal.
1d 5h 46m We enter the Route 10 Poké Center.
1d 5h 46m We try to throw our S.S. Ticket at a wild Ekans, but fail. We eventually find our Poké Balls and throw one at Ekans. Caught a female Lv. 11 Ekans! Nickname: AAAHY^Mn Sent to Box 2.
1d 5h 41m We sneak past a girl, allowing us to reach Route 10. We hang out in the route's grass for a bit.
1d 5h 40m ----'s Absorbs allow it to hold out against Machop, long enough to KO the Machop. The Hiker sends out a Geodude next; absorbing its health allows ---- to go from red health back to green. Hiker defeated.
1d 5h 38m ---- uses Absorb, which knocks out the Geodude. Oddish grew to Lv. 20. A Machop is sent out next.
1d 5h 36m Diglett's Scraches don't do much to Geodude, especially after its Defense Curls. We try to run, but there is no running from a trainer battle. So we switch to Oddish.
1d 5h 36m We evade a Hiker's gaze, up until we're about to pass him. Diglett vs. Geodude.
1d 5h 34m Between being Super Effective, and being a Critical Hit, Diglett's Dig 1HKOs the Bug Catcher's Weedle. The Bug Catcher sends out a Venonat next, but it doesn't stand long against Diglett's Digs. Bug Catcher defeated.
1d 5h 34m Diglett burrows underground, causing Caterpie's String Shot to miss. The Dig attack deals half damage to the Caterpie. A second Dig attack causes it to Faint.
1d 5h 32m Diglett vs the enemy Caterpie. Diglett growls, while the Caterpie tackles. We think about what to do next, and order Diglett to growl again.
1d 5h 31m We walk along the ledge, and manage to walk up the stairs at the end. The same Bug Catcher greets us again.
1d 5h 30m We walk up the stairs, past the ledge, and walk up a second flight of stairs. We walk that path a bit, before jumping down to the region's mid-level.
1d 5h 29m We reach the ledge, and walk down its stairs, before turning around and walking up the stairs. We try to walk through the area above the ledge, but fail. Finally finding The Ledge, we walk along it, before jumping down right at the end.
1d 5h 25m We slowly, deliberately, and with much waiting, select Beedrill and Cut the tree.
1d 5h 24m We reach the reach the Route 9 Mini Tree. Despite many attempts, we do not manage to phase through the tree.
1d 5h 21m We bump into the Policeman standing guard in front of the burgled house. He doesn't react. We bump into him a few more times for good measure, but the Policeman remains stoic.
1d 5h 18m We walk out the back of the house, then jump down over the ledge to the east of the Gym. We turn around and just stare at that mini ledge for a moment.
1d 5h 17m We enter the burgled house, and talk to a guy who complains that his Dig TM was stolen.
1d 5h 12m Oddish throws out more Powders. The Weedle draws out the match with ineffective String Shots. Finally, it uses two more Poison Stings, Oddish KOed. Blacked out
1d 5h 10m Oddish uses its last Absorb. Weedle is fully paralyzed that turn, but remains at more than 4/5th health.
1d 5h 8m We throw a series of Poison Powders in Quick succession, but it has no effect. The Weedle slowly wears down Oddish with repeated Poison Stings.
1d 5h 6m Oddish has only two absorbs left, which won't be enough to take out the Weedle. We rummage through our backpack, look at our other Pokémon, and even attempt to run, trying to find some way out of this predicament. We settle for throwing more powders around.
1d 5h 3m The Bug Catcher sends out an Weedle. Oddish tries an absorb, but it does minimal damage. The Weedle resists a Poison Powder, but is affected by Stun Spore. The Weedle's Poison Stings do minimal damage to Oddish.
1d 5h 1m After Sleep Powder's repeated failures, we switch to Absorb. Two Absorbs later, and Caterpie faints.
1d 5h 0m The paralyzed enemy Caterpie continues to resist Oddish's Sleep Powder. The Caterpie manages to pull off a Tackle, but not to great effect.
1d 4h 58m Oddish paralyzed the Caterpie with Stun Spore. Then Oddish tries to put the Caterpie to sleep, with Sleep Powder, but the powder has no effect. Oddish tries to put the Caterpie to sleep again, but it doesn't work this time either. Meanwhile, The caterpie is too paralyzed to move.
1d 4h 56m A Bug Catcher is there to congratulate us. He sends out a Caterpie, and we send out Oddish. Its tackles do less damage than we heal through Absorb.
1d 4h 54m After alternating between the area below the ledge and the area on the return path to Cerulean a few times, we enter the area above The Ledge, ride through quickly and reach the area north-east of The Ledge.
[Info] While riding the bike, a Direction input moves us two tiles, and a Hold+Direction input moves us three tiles.
1d 4h 48m It takes us a while to find the stairs from the bottom layer this time, but once we do we quickly get onto The Ledge, and ride down it a bit slower this time, checking our menu every so often, and reach the stairs to the next level before jumping down The Ledge a second time.
1d 4h 44m We ride up The Ledge's stairs, despite being on our bike. We even manage to enter and ride the top of the Ledge, before jumping down right at the end.
1d 4h 42m We send out Oddish, while the Hiker sends out Onix. Oddish absorbs the Onix until it faints. Hiker defeated.
1d 4h 40m A Hiker tells us to Come On, then throws a Geodude at us, which promptly self destructs. Rattata KOed.
1d 4h 39m We walk down some stairs, going down to where we would land if we had jumped off The Ledge, without actually jumping off of it.
1d 4h 36m We open our Pokedex, and scroll through the list of names, but don't look at any of the entries.
1d 4h 32m The Hiker sends out an Onix. Oddish toys with it for a bit, including poisoning it, before draining most of its health with a single absorb. Oddish grew to Lv 19. Oddish learned Sleep Powder. Hiker defeated.
1d 4h 30m Oddish sent out, who drains Machop's health with Absorb, enough to KO Machop. Rattata grew to Lv 13.
1d 4h 29m We send out Mankey; it exchanges blows with the enemy Machop, but the Machop prevails. Mankey KOed
1d 4h 27m We send out Beedrill. It slows down the enemy Machop with string shot, while the Machop deals insignificant damage with Low Kicks. Beedrill continues to String shot as Machop switches to Karate Chop, dealing much more damage. Beedrill KOed
1d 4h 26m We send out Rattata, and attempt to show the Machop our Town Map. It isn't impressed, so we switch out Rattata for Nidoran. Machop lands a critical hit with its chops. Nidoran KOed
1d 4h 25m Diglett growls at the enemy Machop, but it isn't as effective as the enemy's Karate Chops. Diglett KOed.
1d 4h 23m In front of the Hiker from before, we Find TM30: Teleport. We then walk up to the Hiker, and he challenges us.
1d 4h 23m We try to dig under the tree that blocks the path to Route 9, but that doesn't work, so we cut the tree instead.
1d 4h 21m We try to walk east to Route 9, but we're a few tiles north of the path opening, and keep bumping into these cylinders that line the path.
1d 4h 18m We pace around he center of Cerulean City. We look at our map, but it seems too coarse-grained to help us find our way around this city.
1d 4h 11m We send out our last mon, a Nidoran. The Machop uses Low Kick, and Nidoran Poison Stings, multiple turns in a row. Both get down to 1HP, but the Machop is faster on the last turn, and KOs Nidoran. Blacked out
1d 4h 9m We send out Beedrill, who cuts the Machop . It responds with a Karate Chop. We repeat our attack, but Machop switches to Low Kick. Beedrill's cuts continue, but Machop's third strike KOs Beedrill
1d 4h 7m We jump down a few ledges, and get noticed by a Hiker. ---- vs Machop. Oddish's paralysis prevents it from acting, allowing the Machop to KO Oddish
1d 4h 6m The Beedrill pulls off a Fury Attack, which deals the damage to finish off the bellsprout. Jr. Trainer defeated.
1d 4h 5m We switch to Beedrill, who deals the last bit of damage to KO the Oddish. The Picknicker switches to her second Bellsprout, which uses Wrap strats against Beedrill.
1d 4h 4m We switch out our Oddish for IIHHHHH. The enemy oddish heals more with Absorb then we deal with Scratch. IIHHHH Faints
1d 4h 3m We switch to our own oddish. They'd be evenly matched, if the enemy oddish weren't already weakened. Neither side's absorbs deal or heal much damage, so the enemy oddish uses a Stun Spore; ---- is Paralyzed.
1d 4h 1m Rattata sent out. It quickly attacks the oddish, but the oddish retaliates by Poisoning Rattata. The Oddish switches to using absorb, and Rattata faints
1d 4h 0m The picknicker's third Pokémon is a second Oddish. Neither combatant uses status moves this time, Diglett and Oddish exchanging Scraches and Absorbs respectively. Diglett faints
1d 3h 59m The Picknicker's next Pokémon, a bellsprout, tries to sleep powder, then poison powder. The third poison powder hits; Diglett poisoned. Diglett scratches the Bellsprout a few times, causing it to faint. Diglett grew to Lv 25
1d 3h 57m Our diglett uses Sand Attack at the oddish, and the oddish's first attack misses. Diglett then burrows underground, and the oddish's next attack also misses. The first dig doesn't quite defeat the enemy Oddish, but the second dig does.
1d 3h 55m Beedrill cuts the bush. A Jr. Trainer♀ challenges us once we walk past where the bush was.
1d 3h 54m We reach the small bush blocking Route 9. We get on our bike, but that doesn't help us get past the bush.
1d 3h 53m We crash our bike through a house's front door. We leave the house, get on our bike again, and crash through a different house's door, but the second house is already a mess from the burglary, so that crash was not as bad.
1d 3h 48m We booting up TM24 a few times, but decline to teach it to anyone. We then try out our new bike.
1d 3h 47m We attempt to toss our HM01, but we're told that it's too important to toss.
1d 3h 45m We redeem the bike voucher. Obtained a Bicycle
1d 3h 44m We enter the Bike shop and admire their wares
1d 3h 43m We enter the Poké Center, decline a heal once, then we heal the second time we talk to the nurse. We then leave the center.
[info] ₽152 | Balls: 18 | Pokedex: 16 / 53 / 151
BAABCEFFO] (Diglett) ♀ Lv.24 | Scratch / Growl / Dig / Sand-Attack |
Rattata ♀ Lv.12 | Tackle / Tail Whip / Quick Attack |
---- (Oddish) ♂ Lv.18 | Absorb / Poisonpowder / Stun Spore |
IIHHHHHHHH (Mankey) ♀ Lv.11 | Scratch / Leer |
Beedrill ♂ Lv.15 | Poison Sting / String Shot / Fury Attack / Cut
Nidoran♂ Lv.14 | Poison Sting / Tackle / Bide / Leer |
1d 3h 41m We walk around the outskirts of Cerulean, before entering the city center by jumping down the ledge by the Gym.
1d 3h 38m We enter the underground path, heading towards Cerulean City.
1d 3h 38m ---- the Oddish grew to Lv 18
1d 3h 34m Rattata manages to handle itself for one battle against Route 6 wild 'mons, but Rattata faints during the next.
1d 3h 31m We head north, to Route 6. Having used most of its energy in the gym battle, Diglett faints to a wild Pidgey
1d 3h 29m We enter the mart, and spend as much money as we can on Poké Balls. Bought 12 Poké Balls
1d 3h 25m We enter the Pokémon fan club, and listen to the the president's story. We obtain the Bike Voucher
1d 3h 20m We casually head back out towards the reappearing tree. We cut that tree with no problem and then wander into a house.
1d 3h 19m We obtain the Thunder Badge and TM24 Thunderbolt!
1d 3h 17m Diglett uses Dig on Pikachu and it's super effective! Lt. Surge sends out Raichu and Diglett easily takes it out! Defeated Lt. Surge!
1d 3h 16m Diglett is screeched by enemy Voltorb. We respond with Dig while Surge uses X Speed. Diglett knocks out Voltorb! He sends out Pikachu.
1d 3h 15m We walk around the trash cans and inspect one of them before heading north. Vs Lt. Surge Attempt #2!
1d 3h 12m Our Beedrill uses Cut on that pesky gym tree. We slowly walk towards the gym entrance.
1d 3h 8m We save the game, check out our team, and admire our current badges.
1d 3h 4m After that brief shopping trip, we head straight back to the gym to do some digging next to a tree.
1d 3h 2m We walk into the mart. Lot's of Pokémon stuff here. We have ₽1376 and decide to spend it. We obtain 6 Poké Balls, and we're left with $176.
[Snark] All rise for TPP's national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmcpSyxdX5A
1d 2h 59m Our Mankey couldn't take the hit and Mankey faints. We send out Oddish but it can't handle the thunderbolt. Oddish faints. We send out Rattata but Rattata also faints to its attack. We black out!
1d 2h 57m Pikachu takes out Beedrill with its electric attack. We send out Mankey and scratch takes Pikachu out. Mankey levels up to level 11. Raichu is sent out.
1d 2h 56m Beedrill sends out a Fury Attack. We knock our enemy out and Beedrill grows to level 15! Lt. Surge sends out Pikachu.
1d 2h 55m Sonicboom knocks out Diglett. We send out Nidoran♂ and try to Bide our time but Nidoran♂ faints.
1d 2h 54m Vs Lt. Surge! Attempt #1. Voltorb is sent out against our Diglett.
1d 2h 53m Found a switch and the second one to the right of it! The door opened!
1d 2h 51m We decide that it was time to use a Rare Candy. Diglett grew to level 24 and learned Sand-Attack. It has all 4 move slots filled now.
1d 2h 49m Again, we find the first switch but we decide to go south towards the exit. We take a deep breath and walk back up, then make a quick step to the right, and bump into the wrong switch.
1d 2h 44m We find the first switch and then cautiously find the one south of it. The puzzle resets.
1d 2h 37m Wandering around, we find a switch but end up resetting it again.
1d 2h 30m We defeat Rocker and gives us useful advice that the lock switches are located somewhere.
1d 2h 29m We continue to walk around checking for trash. Rocker challenges to a battle with Voltorb. Our Diglett grows to level 23 after taking it out.
1d 2h 23m We investigate these trash cans and find a switch underneath one! And we find another! But it resets the puzzle.
1d 2h 19m In no time at all, Sailor defeated*. We talk to a NPC that tells us to basically clean up the trash.
1d 2h 18m Our Diglett quickly defeats enemy Pikachu and Gentleman defeated. We walk around and vs Sailor. The sailor sends out Pikachu too.
1d 2h 16m Vs Gentleman. He sends out Pikachu against our Diglett.
1d 2h 15m We enter the Vermilion gym. Apparently, there's only trash here.
1d 2h 14m We cut the tree!
1d 2h 7m We try to check the dex entry for 001. What Pokémon could it be?
1d 2h 3m We walk down towards the tree next to the gym. We try to dig out the tree but Oak doesn't approve of this procedure.
1d 2h 0m We slowly walk around the center and then we heal our team. We head back outside.
1d 1h 57m We venture back into Vermilion and into the Poké Center. We try to adjust our text speed, but we save the game instead!
1d 1h 55m Beedrill quickly faints to a wild Pidgey. We send out Nidoran♂ and after defeating it, Nidoran♂ grows to level 14. We learn Poison Sting over Horn Attack.
1d 1h 48m We keep battling wild Pokémon. Oddish is currently leading the party, slowly taking damage as we use Absorb, until our Oddish faints. We swap out with Beedrill.
1d 1h 44m We head into a larger patch of grass and find a wild Mankey. After a tough battle from a Pidgey previously, Rattata faints to Mankey's attack.
1d 1h 41m No luck, as our Mankey faints. Our Nidoran♂ takes out the wild Oddish.
1d 1h 38m Our Diglett faints to the wild Oddish. We ask our Mankey to consult the map and candy for luck.
1d 1h 36m We head out to the grass in Route 6 again and we're promptly welcomed by wild Oddish.
1d 1h 30m A wild Pidgey appears. We take the opportunity to stare at our party menu. Beedrill is in the red and the rest of the team is fainted. Gust takes out Beedrill and we black out back to Vermilion.
1d 1h 29m Our Mankey faints to a wild Mankey. We flee in horror.
1d 1h 22m We reorder our party a few times. We chat with a NPC that keeps asking our secret to success. After refusing to give an answer, we encounter a wild Pidgey that knocks out Diglett.
1d 1h 22m [Fluff] By the way, we entered day 2 of The Gauntlet an hour ago
1d 1h 19m Not a waste of time as our Beedrill levels up to Lv 14
1d 1h 18m Our Beedrill is currently leading the party and is taking hits from the wild Pidgey.
1d 1h 9m We fight a few more Mankey. Oddish faints in the process.
1d 1h 6m Our Rattata faints to a wild Oddish. We send out Beedrill and slowly knock out the wild Oddish.
1d 1h 2m We find a wild Pidgey. It looks like it might be lost so we try to show the Town Map to it. Ungratefully, the Pidgey attacks us and Nidoran♂ faints. Our Diglett takes out wild Pidgey.
1d 0h 59m We wander north to Route 6. Wild Oddish appeared! Our Nidoran♂ takes it down and we continue stepping around the the grass.
1d 0h 55m We walk around the city and reorder our party.
1d 0h 49m We chat with someone who says Rock Tunnel is dark and scary. We take the ladder to the cave and encounter a wild Diglett. Our Oddish faints and we black out to Vermilion. The DexNav says "System Error" in amusement.
1d 0h 46m Troubled by this dilemma, we head north and pace left and right in front of the Diglett's Cave entrance. We then enter and leave the entrance a few times.
1d 0h 42m A tree that looks like it could be cut is blocking the path. In desperation, we try to cut the empty air. Nothing happened.
1d 0h 37m We enter someone's house. We talk to someone and gives us advice about fainted Pokémon and the move Cut. Ignoring that advice, we then talk to a child asking for Abra. We offer one of our Pokémon but the child rejects this offer so we leave the house.
1d 0h 35m Diglett has fallen from poison. We continue on the route.
1d 0h 33m Our new recruit Diglett was previously poisoned by our Oddish and is now taking damage. We take a ladder and enter Route 2.
1d 0h 32m Our Oddish levels up to Lv. 17* and **learns Stun Spore. It has 3 moves now.
1d 0h 29m We fight a few more Diglett as we traverse this cave. We save the game as well.
1d 0h 28m Caught a female Lv. 22 Diglett! Nickname: BAABCEFFO]. Welcome to the team!
1d 0h 24m Our Mankey faints to Diglett's Dig. We navigate the Items menu and have a quick chat with each item and toss a Poké Ball.
1d 0h 21m We celebrate the level up by Nidoran♂ fainting to a wild Diglett. Beedrill faints in celebration too. And Rattata as well.
1d 0h 19m After defeating the Diglett, our Nidoran♂ grows to level 13.
1d 0h 17m We step back into Diglett's Cave. Hello wild Diglett.
1d 0h 14m We examine the sign at the Vermilion mart and decide to go inside. Time to do some shopping. Obtained 1 Poké Ball!. We have ₽49 and decide to leave.
1d 0h 11m A wild dugtrio is too tough for us and Beedrill faints. Perhaps the town map and rare candies will give us some battle advice. We black out to Vermillion.
1d 0h 8m Our Rattata has fainted. We scratch at Diglett and it responds by knocking out our Mankey.
1d 0h 7m Tossed a few balls, but we failed to catch it. Defeated the wild Diglett but we shortly encounter another.
1d 0h 5m While trying to catch a Diglett, our Nidoran♂ faints.
1d 0h 2m We get into the tunnel network created by the diglett and get lost in the first room, but find our way into the depths below
1d 0h 0m After wandering the streets of the city, we head back to Diglett Cave, only to overshoot and end up on Route 11
0d 23h 56m We use a Super Potion on beedrill, healing them to full health. Beedrill is still OHKO'd by diglett's dig! Blacked out! Back in Vermilion City
0d 23h 54m Now in Diglett Cave
0d 23h 51m We call upon our final mon, beedrill. A few poison stings later and this spearow is down finally
0d 23h 50m Mankey down as well. This spearow is out for blood
0d 23h 50m More switch grinding, and yet more disaster. Rattata falls and we call upon niodran to finish off the spearow. Nidoran also falls however. Mankey's up next
0d 23h 45m We try a bit of switch grinding against a wild spearow. Alas, sending out oddish proves to be a bad idea. Oddish falls! Mankey is sent in to clean up
0d 23h 41m A wild drowzee puts nidoran to sleep, so we run. The drowzee returns though and...tries to put nidoran to sleep again...we flee again
0d 23h 39m We step into a mart, get some advice from a customer and leave. After more bonking, we head to Route 11
0d 23h 36m We step back outside. Time for a gym challenge? We near the tree but step away from it. We're just wandering through the city for now it seems
0d 23h 33m We heal the team!
0d 23h 33m We enter the centre and bonk into the counter several times
0d 23h 30m The music turns jolly as we enter the port city of Vermillion
0d 23h 27m Beedrill falls facing a wild pidgey
0d 23h 20m Onto Route 6. We prance around in the grass for a bit and find another mankey
0d 23h 18m We finally figure out our directions and head south through the Path
0d 23h 15m Into the underground Path we go. Looks like we're headed to Vermillion City once we work out how to traverse thepath
0d 23h 12m We find a mankey and offer them a rare candy and a town map. Alas shiny trinkets don't seem to do much here so we try a Pokéball instead. We catch the level 10 mankey! Nickname IIHHHHHHHH
0d 23h 9m Time for the next attempt down to the Daycare Centre. We come across a wild pidgey to puts beedrill to low health so we flee and play in the grass a bit more
0d 23h 4m And we're at the bottom. Trying to enter through the back to avoid the ledge, then we jump over the ledge anyway
0d 23h 1m Back at the top for the next attempt
0d 22h 59m We jumped the final ledge again
0d 22h 59m Back down again. Will we jump the final ledge again? Find out in just a moment
0d 22h 55m We nearly make it to the Daycare, but too many down inputs puts us in the Saffron City gatehouse instead
0d 22h 54m We try showing this mankey we found on Route 5 a variety of items, including the town map, TM11, a moon stone and a rare candy, but our attempts at bribery fail. Beedrill grows to level 13 as the mankey falls to poison
0d 22h 52m We head to the top of the route and begin the next attempt to get to the Daycare
0d 22h 50m We jump the ledge, completely missing the daycare again
0d 22h 49m Nidoran also fainted.
0d 22h 47m While we were training on Route 5, rattata fainted!
0d 22h 27m Caught a male Lv. 16 Oddish! Nickname: ----
0d 22h 17m We're now heading up in the direction of the daycare.
0d 22h 1m We continued to use Poison Sting. Bellsprout used Sleep Powder and we fell asleep, and then Bellsprout used Growth followed by Wrap. Beedrill fainted as it simply couldn't take the damage, and we blacked out.
0d 21h 59m Beedrill used Poison Sting repeatedly, while Oddish kept using moves that didn't effect Beedrill. Eventually Oddish used Absorb, but it only dealt 2 HP of damage. Oddish fainted from a Poison Sting, and the Jr Trainer sent out Bellsprout.
0d 21h 58m We sent out Rattata. Two hits from Absorb caused Rattata's fainting. We then sent out Beedrill.
0d 21h 56m We then used Bide, while the Oddish continued to use Absorb. Nidoran was fully paralysed at the end of it. We used Bide again, but Nidoran ♂ fainted.
0d 21h 54m We encountered a Jr. Trainer, and our Nidoran was immediately parallelized by their Oddish. We then used Leer while the Oddish used Absorb.
0d 21h 52m We used Cut on the tree!
0d 21h 50m We're admiring a tree on Route 9.
0d 21h 44m We re-entered the Pokémon Center and moved in the direction of the PC.
ABBBBBBB-?, Drowzee, !♂♀♀♀., and Weedle were deposited!
[Fluff] The chat seems to have an extreme amount of bloodlust at the moment.
0d 21h 36m We withdrew the Helix Fossil and TM08!
You will be missed, FG!
0d 21h 31m We withdrew Beedrill.
0d 21h 30m We withdrew Ratatta. We released Abcmddnn and FG.
0d 21h 29m We deposited Abcmddnn and FG. We withdrew Nidoran ♂.
0d 21h 25m We heal at the Cerulean City Pokémon Center.
0d 21h 17m We walk through the Underground Path and arrive at Route 5.
0d 21h 15m After defeating a few wild Pokémon, Abcmddnn grew to level 14.
0d 21h 10m We then sent out the sleeping ABBBBBBB-?. ABBBBBBB-? fainted immediately from confusion, and we sent out FG, who growled at Butterfree, FG was paralyzed, yet it kept growling and leering, until FG used mirror move to mirror Confusion, which was a critical hit. One more time and Butterfree was down, finally defeating the Bug Catcher.
0d 21h 5m We then switched to Weedle, and then Weedle fainted from Confusion. We then switched to Drowzee, who Butterfree inflicted confusion, poison, and sleep on. Butterfree used Confusion until Drowzee woke up, at which point Drowzee was hurt in confusion and damaged by poison. Drowzee soon fainted from confusion and poison damage.
0d 21h 2m A Bug Catcher wants to fight and sends out Butterfree. We immediately switch from Abcmddnn to ABBBBBBB-? and use Scratch for virtually no damage. Butterfree puts us to sleep with Sleep Powder, then gets us down to 1 HP with Confusion.
0d 21h 0m We saved and entered Route 6.
0d 20h 53m Beedrill learned Cut!
0d 20h 51m We healed!
0d 20h 38m We leave the S.S. Anne forever.
0d 20h 34m We rub the Captain's back and he gives us HM01, which contains cut! It took 5 attempts to get here.
0d 20h 32m FG then uses Fury Attack until it hits and faints Kadabra. Blue finally sends out Wartortle, but Fury Attack takes it down. RED defeated BLUE!
0d 20h 31m We then send out FG, who uses Leer to minimal effect. FG then uses Fury Attack to faint Blue's Pidgeotto. Blue sends out Raticate, and Raticate is immediately fainted by Fury Attack.
0d 20h 29m We then send out Beedrill. Beedrill is shortly fainted by a Gust.
0d 20h 28m Drowzee uses Pound on Pidgeotto, as Pidgeotto uses Sand Attack, Quick Attack, and Gust. A critical hit Gust faints Drowzee. We then send out Weedle, and Weedle is immediately fainted by Quick Attack.
0d 20h 26m Abcmddnn uses Scratch on Blue's Pidgeotto, but Abcmddnn quickly faints from two Gusts. We then send out Drowzee.
0d 20h 25m We encounter Blue again!
0d 20h 20m As expected, we flash our "ticket" and proceed onto the S.S. Anne.
0d 20h 15m Of course, we blacked out and started heading back to the Anne.
0d 20h 14m Blue then sent out Kadabra, who disabled Mirror Move. However, Kadabra simply kept spamming Teleport and Disable afterwards. We used Leer a few times, then we switched to Weedle. Its Poison Sting barely did any damage, and eventually Kadabra fainted Weedle with Confusion. It then got a crit on Confusion on FG, while FG kept using Leer. FG was then fainted with another Confusion.
0d 20h 11m Blue sends out Raticate, and keeps using Quick Attack. A critical hit on Mirror Moved Quick Attack was enough to take down Raticate in one hit.
0d 20h 10m We then send out FG, who keeps switching between Fury Attack and Growl. However, all of FG's attacking moves keep missing, until a Mirror Moved Quick Attack finally hits and faints Pidgeotto. FG grew to level 28.
0d 20h 8m We then send out ABBBBBBB-?, and believe it or not, Pidgeotto faints ABBBBBBB-? with a Gust and two Quick Attacks, while we kept using Growl.
0d 20h 7m We then send out Abcmddnn, this time using Scratch, while Blue halves its health with Quick Attack. Pidgeotto uses Quick Attack again to faint Abcmddnn.
0d 20h 5m We then switch to Beedrill, and a Gust and Quick Attack from Pidgeotto faints Beedrill as well.
0d 20h 4m Blue sends out Pidgeotto, and we immediately switch from Abcmddnn to Drowzee. Pidgeotto quickly faints Drowzee, and we send out Abcmddnn again.
0d 20h 3m We make it to Blue with our team at full health!
0d 20h 0m We once again board the S.S. Anne, hoping to make it to Blue with full health.
0d 19h 57m Raticate then does the same to Weedle, causing us to black out for the thousandth time.
0d 19h 56m It then faints Diglett with Quick Attack as well, and then deals some damage to FG with Quick Attack, but FG faints Pidgeotto first with Fury Attack. Raticate then faints FG almost immediately.
0d 19h 54m We then send out Drowzee on 8 HP. Pidgeotto twice uses Sand Attack, while we use Pound for miniscule amounts of damage. Pidgeotto then faints Drowzee with Quick Attack.
0d 19h 53m Blue sends out his Pidgeotto, while we send out our Beedrill on 4 HP. He uses Sand Attack while we use Poison Sting for almost no damage. He then faints Beedrill with Gust.
0d 19h 51m We encounter Blue!
0d 19h 42m We picked up an Ether!
0d 19h 40m We then encounter another Sailor. We immediately switch from Beedrill to FG. FG manages to faint the Sailor's only Pokémon, a Shellder. Beedrill grew to level 13 and learned Fury Attack.
0d 19h 36m The sailor then sends Tentacool out, while we send Beedrill out. We then immediately switch to FG again, and deal some damage with mirror moved Acid, before switching to use Leer for several turns. Eventually we take Tentacool out with a Fury Attack. We defeated the sailor.
0d 19h 31m The sailor sends out Shellder, and we immediately switch to ABBBBBBB-? and start using Scratch. It does barely any damage while Shellder repeatedly uses Withdraw. We eventually switch to Beedrill, and then immediately switch to FG. A few mirror moved Tackles from FG are enough to take Shellder out.
0d 19h 26m Beedrill does next-to-no damage before becoming low on health. Eventually we switch to Drowzee, who slowly deals enough damage with Pound to take out Horsea. Beedrill grew to level 11.
0d 19h 24m We encounter a Sailor who sends out Horsea. Abcmddnn faints with three Bubbles. We then send out Beedrill.
0d 19h 22m We repeatedly listen to Machoke before picking up a Max Potion.
0d 19h 19m After saving the game, we flash and enter the S.S. Anne yet again.
0d 19h 14m We send out Drowzee with 10 HP. Hyper Fang causes us to black out.
0d 19h 14m Raticate faints FG with a Tackle and Hyper Fang, though FG gets some good damage off on Raticate first.
0d 19h 13m Eventually we use Fury Attack, taking down Pidgeotto. Blue sends out Raticate.
0d 19h 12m Pidgeotto faints Diglett and Weedle. We then send out FG and continuously use Leer.
0d 19h 11m We send out Drowzee and deal barely any damage with Pound. We then disable Pidgeotto's Gust, and switch to ABBBBBBB-?.
0d 19h 9m Blue sends out Pidgeotto, and we send out Abmddnn. We scratch for barely any damage, while Blue repeatedly uses Sand Attack after using Gust once. Eventually it faints Abcmddnn with another Gust.
0d 19h 8m We encounter Blue again!
0d 19h 1m After another few uneventful turns, FG then takes out Growlithe with a Mirror Moved Bite. The gentleman is defeated.
0d 19h 0m After a few turns of only Growling and Roaring, FG takes out Growlithe with Fury Attack. FG levels up to level 27.
0d 18h 58m We talk to a Gentleman who challenges us. They send out Growlithe, and we send out Abcmddnn, but immediately switch to Beedrill. Growlithe uses Ember and faints Beedrill.
0d 18h 57m We flash our ticket and board the S.S. Anne.
0d 18h 55m We heal at the Pokemon Center!
0d 18h 53m Weedle faints as well. We send out FG, who destroys the Spearow with Fury Attack.
0d 18h 52m A wild Spearow *faints Beedrill.
0d 18h 47m Caught a male Lv. 15 Drowzee! No nickname.
0d 18h 45m We finally take out the Nidoran with FG's Fury Attack. The Youngster sends out Nidorino, but a Fury Attack slays it as well. FG levels up to level 27. The youngster is defeated.
0d 18h 41m Diglett pulls off a few scratches, but the Youngster's Nidoran(male) *faints Diglett.
0d 18h 41m We encounter a Youngster on Route 11. We switch to our Diglett.
0d 18h 33m We heal!
0d 18h 30m After leaving and re-entering the Poké Mart, we buy one Super Potion and twelve Poké Balls.
0d 18h 24m We enter the Vermilion City Poké Mart.
0d 18h 23m We quickly leave the S.S. Anne, seemingly wishing to spend our money first.
0d 18h 22m We once again board the S.S. Anne.
0d 18h 19m We repeatedly read the "Come to8 ERROR." sign.
0d 18h 17m Caught a female Lv. 17 Diglett! Nickname: ABBBBBBB-?
0d 18h 10m The Diglett is slain by a Mirror Moved Scratch, and we leave the cave.
0d 18h 10m Beedrill faints to a wild Diglett in Diglett's Cave.
0d 18h 5m We run from a wild Ekans after a long fight.
0d 17h 59m The Gambler's Horsea soon suffers the same fate, and the Gambler is defeated.
0d 17h 59m FG then uses Leer a few times, as Poliwag keeps using Bubble. Eventually FG takes out Poliwag with one Fury Attack.
0d 17h 58m FG spends several turns asleep getting lightly damaged by Bubble. He then finally wakes up.
0d 17h 55m We then swap Beedrill for FG, who continuously Growls at Poliwag as it uses Bubble.
0d 17h 53m We encounter a GAMBLER and his Poliwag damages Abcmddnn with Bubble Beam. We then switch out for Beedrill. Beedrill then falls asleep thanks to Hypnosis.
0d 17h 50m Uh, we then withdrew Weedle. We finally leave the Pokémon Center.
0d 17h 50m We turn on the PC and withdraw the Town Map, a Potion, 2 Rare Candy, a Moon Stone, TM11, the S.S. Ticket, 5 Poké Balls, a Super Potion, TM28, and the Old Rod. We then withdraw Weedle*.
0d 17h 46m We enter the Pokémon Center again and start heading in the general direction of the PC.
[Info] Just before releasing Charmeleon, it looked like we also released our Magikarp Fpk (or Fπ as the API calls it).
0d 17h 37m We finally leave the Pokémon Center, now with a team of only three Pokémon.
0d 17h 33m We deposit Weedle, Nidoran ♂, and Rattata.
[rip] Chameleon
0d 17h 32m We then withdraw Beedrill and FG.
0d 17h 31m We desposit Beedril and FG, and release Charmeleon.
0d 17h 29m We deposit TM01, the Town Map, a Moon Stone, 2 Rare Candies, TM11, 4 Poké Balls, the S.S. Ticket, a Super Potion, TM28 Dig, the Old Rod, TM08, and the Helix Fossil.
0d 17h 29m We withdrew the Helix Fossil.
0d 17h 26m We black out as Abcmddnn faints to a Quick Attack.
0d 17h 25m We send out Abcmddnn the Mankey, our last Pokémon. We try to use another Poké Ball, and Blue's Pidgeotto uses Quick Attack for over half our health.
0d 17h 22m FG then faints as well as we tried to use a Poké Ball.
0d 17h 22m Weedle is then sent out again. Weedle promptly faints, leaving it up to FG.
0d 17h 20m We switch out for Nidoran ♂, who uses Leer. Gust and Quick Attack from Pidgeotto faint Nidoran.
0d 17h 19m We encounter Blue, sending our Weedle against his Pidgeotto.
0d 17h 15m We pick up TM08, which contains Body Slam.
0d 17h 15m Weedle levelled up to level 6, and FG then took out the Lass's Nidoran ♂ with Fury Attack, defeating her.
0d 17h 14m They then have a back-and-forth with Sand Attack (using Mirror Move). FG eventually takes Pidgey out with a critical hit on Quick Attack from Mirror Move.
0d 17h 11m We then pick a fight with Lass, who sends out her Pidgey as we send out our Weedle. We try to run away repeatedly, and eventually call back Weedle to send out FG.
0d 17h 10m FG then keeps switching between Growl, Leer, and Mirror Move. We defeat the Youngster as it succumbs to poison.
0d 17h 9m Ratatta is sent out and uses Tackle, but Ratatta faints from two Horn Attacks. We then send out FG and use Leer.
0d 17h 8m We encounter a Youngster who sends out Nidoran ♂. Our Beedrill faints to two Horn Attacks as it kept using String Shot.
0d 17h 7m We save the game at Viridian Harbor, then flash our ticket and make it onto the S.S. Anne.
0d 17h 3m We wander around Vermillion City's Pokémon Center, coming near to the PC, but eventually exit and start heading south.
0d 17h 0m A Fisherman wants to fight and sends out their level 17 Goldeen. We black out as the Goldeen faints FG with a Peck, while we were uselessly using Leer.
0d 16h 59m After having our Nidoran ♂ faint to the Machop, and Mankey faint to another trainer's Growlithe (and defeating both trainers), we defeat a Lass and their Ratatta. We then pick up a Rare Candy.
Correction: the previous two timestamps were incorrect and should be approximately 0d 16h 40m and 0d 16h 42m.
214d 21h 3m Beedril quickly fainted to a Karate Chop and we sent out Ratatta, which got a critical hit tackle on Machop for some damage. Ratatta then fainted to another Karate Chop.
214d 21h 1m We defeat a Gentleman after entering the S.S. Anne, leveling our Nidoran up to level 12. We then encounter a Sailor who sends out Machop.
[Meta] Also the updater is now dark.
0d 16h 18m We use a Poké Ball. Caught a Female Lv. 12 Mankey! Nickname: Abcmddnn. (Thanks to FrostedGeulleisia for this)
0d 16h 9m We leave the center
[Snark] Oh boy, thats asking to be smited
0d 16h 9m Deposited Helix Fossil in the PC
0d 16h 7m We heal and checkpoint in Vermillion
0d 16h 6m We got the Old Rod from the Fisherman
0d 16h 4m We found the altered Sign from the 1st run! https://i.imgur.com/fUmzT9G.png
0d 16h 1m In Diglett's Cave
0d 16h 0m Walking around Vermillion, some want to buy more balls, some just wanna walk around
0d 15h 51m We bought 8 Poké Balls
0d 15h 43m In Vermillion City!
0d 15h 41m Weedle and Nidoran fainted Fearow's beating up trainers as usual
0d 15h 39m Fearow to level 24 Jr. Trainer down
0d 15h 36m We have arrived in Route 6, Beedrill is not doing well against this Jr. Trainer's Beedrill and faints
0d 15h 32m In the underground path
0d 15h 30m Finally in Route 5, heading to Vermillion
0d 15h 17m We should be trying to go to Vermillion but we're just jumping down the ledges in the city
0d 15h 5m Healed
0d 14h 57m Walking back to Cerulean now
0d 14h 55m Inside Bill's house
0d 14h 53m Our mons go down one by one until Fearow is left
0d 14h 43m Beedrill down
0d 14h 40m We fight a Hiker on Route 25, Beedrill vs his Onix
0d 14h 33m Loitering on Nugget Bridge
0d 14h 24m We try to head to Vermillion City but jump the ledge
0d 14h 18m Healed in the center
0d 14h 15m Entered the gym for some reason
0d 14h 9m Fearow to 23 after using Peck, he sends in Drowzee, we do half health with Peck, he uses Disable so we Fury Attack and win, TM28 Dig obtained
0d 14h 8m Vs Rocket, he sends in Machop
0d 14h 3m Back in Cerulean City
0d 14h 1m Recieved the S.S Ticket
0d 13h 59m We use the Cell Teleporter System and Bill is back
0d 13h 58m We enter again and apparently Bill got tired of waiting inside so he's repeating his speech again, we know you're a Pokémon Bill...
0d 13h 56m We left his house without a warning, oh well bye Bill!
0d 13h 56m Oh its just Bill, he gets into his machine and tells us to mess with his computer, maybe we should check his history
0d 13h 55m In Bill's house, we encounter a terrifying creature
0d 13h 53m She also has a Pidgey and crits a Quick Attack, we're down to 9 health and eat her second Oddish, Lass defeated
0d 13h 53m Vs Lass, she sends in Oddish, nice meal for Fearow
0d 13h 52m Fearow takes care of Rattata and Ekans with single Peck's
[Snark] Looks like evolving doesn't mea you'll be sweeping
0d 13h 51m We fight a youngster with Hyper Fang rattata, which means Beedrill's gone
0d 13h 51m We take down his last Geodude, Fearow to 22, Kakauna evolves to Beedrill!
0d 13h 49m He sends in another Geodude and Machop but they go down like child's play
0d 13h 48m We send in Fearow, who takes care of the Geodude in a few hits, Kakuna to 10
0d 13h 46m Nidoran faints
0d 13h 45m We switch to Nidoran and spam Leer a few times while it alternates between Tackle and Defense Curl
0d 13h 43m Vs Hiker, he sends Geodude vs our Kakuna
0d 13h 41m We walk to Route 24 to head to Bill's
0d 13h 37m Starmie is sent out, we miss a Fury Attack and she uses an X Defend, we use Fury Attack and crit once, she uses Tackle and crits, we use 2 more Fury Attacks to KO Starmie, Misty Status: Beaten, TM11 Bubblebeam obtained, Cascade Badge received!
0d 13h 35m We switch to Fearow and use Growl while Staryu Tackles, after that we unleash our rage and use Fury Attack to score 2 crits in a row and beat it, Fearow to 21
0d 13h 35m We switch back to Rattata who takes a Tackle. After that we both use Tackle and finally Rattata faints
0d 13h 33m Weak Kakuna faints We switch to strong Kakuna
0d 13h 33m She sets up an X Defend and we use Poison Sting and poison it!
0d 13h 32m We switch from strong Kakuna to the weaker once who eats a Tackle and lives with 2hp
0d 13h 31m Vs Misty Attempt #5
0d 13h 30m We enter the gym once more
0d 13h 26m Rattata lands a critical hit with Quick Attack, but it does little damage. Water Gun sends it down in one hit. We black out once more!
0d 13h 25m Fearow goes down as well. It's Rattata's turn to face Starmie.
0d 13h 25m Starmie and Fearow trade some Peck and Water Gun attacks.
0d 13h 25m Turns out one Peck was all that was needed to take Staryu down.
0d 13h 25m Fearow decides Nidoran♂'s strategy might've been the right call and uses Leer.
0d 13h 24m Fearow is sent out. It growls at Staryu repeatedly.
0d 13h 23m Nidoran♂ is sent out. It tries to Leer Staryu into submission. This proves ineffective, and it goes down as well.
0d 13h 23m Weedle is sent out, and goes down fast.
0d 13h 22m Misty immediately uses X Defend on her Staryu, then takes out kakuna with a critical Water Gun hit.
0d 13h 22m Misty wants to battle, attempt #4!
0d 13h 20m We entered the Gym again! Finally.
0d 13h 18m We saved the game!
0d 13h 17m Nevermind, we're back in Cerulean City.
0d 13h 17m We head out to Route 4.
0d 13h 10m We're just wandering around Cerulean right now. We almost went for the PC but didn't, almost entered the Gym but didn't, almost tossed a TM but didn't.
[Snark] Using five team members instead of six is proving to be a great strategy, as you can all see.
0d 13h 2m Rattata goes down quickly as well. We black out again!
0d 13h 1m Fearow goes down! Rattata is the last member of the team left.
0d 13h 1m Starmie is sent out and sends Fearow in the red with a critical Bubblebeam.
0d 13h 1m Fearow is sent out and takes down Staryu with a critical Peck.
0d 13h 0m Nidoran♂ is sent out. Staryu misses its Tackle. Nidoran♂ keeps leering at it and is taken down by Water Gun.
0d 12h 59m One Tackle immediately sends Weedle in the red. It's finished off by a Water Gun.
0d 12h 59m Kakuna is taken down by a few Tackle. We send out Weedle.
0d 12h 58m Kakuna manages to poison Staryu!
0d 12h 58m Misty wants to battle, attempt #3!
0d 12h 56m Rather than go straight for Misty, we just wander around the edges of the Gym.
0d 12h 55m Back in the Gym already!
0d 12h 53m Nidoran♂ is sent out. Bubblebeam takes it down. We black out!
0d 12h 52m Weedle is sent out. It is immediately taken down by Water Gun.
0d 12h 52m Kakuna is sent out again. one Tackle is all it takes to finish it.
0d 12h 52m Rattata is sent out, but does not last long.
0d 12h 51m Starmie is sent out. Misty uses X Defend, then Fearow is defeated by Water Gun after taking out half of Starmie's HP.
0d 12h 50m Two Peck attacks send Staryu down. Kakuna grows to level 9!
0d 12h 50m Kakuna is switched out in favour of Fearow.
0d 12h 49m Misty uses X Defend on Staryu. Our Kakuna attempts to poison it, but two Tackle attacks put it in the red.
0d 12h 48m Misty attempt #2!
0d 12h 46m We heal!
0d 12h 45m We're back in Cerulean.
0d 12h 41m FG evolves into Fearow!
0d 12h 41m More grinding, and Spearow grows to Lv. 20!
[Snark] Helix advice was probably "just attack it, moron". Either way, it worked.
0d 12h 38m We consult the Helix on how to win this Spearow fight.
0d 12h 37m Nidoran♂ faints to a wild Spearow. Now we only have our own Spearow left.
[Snark] At least one member of the team aside from Spearow is getting a bit of EXP from this grinding session instead of just fainting to wild Pokémon.
0d 12h 32m Nidoran♂ grows to Lv. 11!
0d 12h 31m Our Weedle falls to a wild Spearow. We run.
0d 12h 29m Our Kakuna is defeated by a wild Rattata while we grind.
0d 12h 26m Prof. Oak informs us that we cannot use our Nugget to catch wild Pokémon.
0d 12h 25m The Rattata we just caught fell prey to a wild Ekans and the terror that is first-gen Wrap. Such is the cycle of life.
[Info] This was our last Poké Ball by the way.
0d 12h 23m Caught a female Lv. 12 Rattata! No nickname.
0d 12h 21m We leave Cerulean and enter Route 4.
0d 12h 17m Rare Candy found!
0d 12h 16m We are walking around searching for a hidden Rare Candy.
0d 12h 13m We switch the battle type to Set in the options, in case this new team makes things too easy for us.
0d 12h 12m Our team is now Kakuna, Weedle, Nidoran♂, and Spearow. The PC is set to Box 2, which contains only Pidgey and Charmeleon. We heal.
0d 12h 11m We deposited Pidgey and Charmeleon.
[Info] AAAAACXX the Magikarp was the aforementioned casualty. Things were going kind of fast.
0d 12h 9m FG is withdrawn again!
0d 12h 9m We deposited than took out Nidoran♂, then deposited FG the Spearow!
0d 12h 8m We have released Kakuna and AXCCXCC-whatever!
0d 12h 7m We managed to boot up the PC. Zubat is deposited and Weedle is taken out.
[Chat] HonshouReimu: this is the real tpp experience
0d 12h 6m We're still having an input war around the PC, as some people appear to want to deposit Charmeleon for being too overpowered and also a Charmeleon. Some things never change.
0d 12h 1m We dangerously wander around the PC. There seem to be a bit of an input war taking place.
0d 11h 59m We heal again just in case whiting out wasn't enough.
0d 11h 59m Kakuna goes down with a single Water Gun. We white out!
0d 11h 58m Bubblebeam does massive damage to our Charmeleon and knocks it out. Kakuna is sent out. This does not bode well.
0d 11h 58m Charmeleon is sent out and uses Scratch to defeat Staryu. Starmie is sent out!
0d 11h 57m Misty used X Defend. Gust does even less damage now, and Staryu easily knocks out Pidgey.
0d 11h 57m Pidgey is sent out!
0d 11h 56m Spearow lands a critical hit, but so does Staryu. Another Tackle, and Spearow goes down.
0d 11h 56m Misty wants to fight! She sends out Staryu.
0d 11h 55m Goldeen is sent out. It uses Supersonic and confuses Spearow, but it manages to use Peck three times in a row despite it and defeats both Goldeen and the opposing Trainer.
0d 11h 54m We are challenged by the second Trainer in the Gym.
0d 11h 54m Spearow and Shellder trade a few Tackles and Fury Attacks. Shellder goes down and Spearow grows to level 19!
0d 11h 53m One last attack does the trick and knocks Horsea down. Shellder is sent out!
0d 11h 52m We send out Spearow. Fury Attack hits 3 times and almost takes down Horsea.
0d 11h 51m Nidoran♂ mananges to tackle Horsea a few times before Bubbles sends it down as well.
0d 11h 51m Zubat faints to Horsea, we send out Nidoran♂.
0d 11h 50m Since the updater went dark, we have cleared Nugget Bridge, and are currently fighting the first Trainer in Misty's Gym.
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0d 10h 11m Charmelon's scratch does a fair chunk of damage, while squirtle's bubble leaves charmeleon on red. Rather than moving in for the kill, squirtle uses tail whip, allowing charmeleon to take out squirtle. Rival Blue defeated! Blue brags about meeting Bill and leaves....or he would if he'd shut up. He's finally done and leaves, and Nugget Bridge is now open to us
0d 10h 9m Charmeleon, save us! The rat starts quick attacking and charmeleon uses leer to little effect, switching to scratch to two-shot the rat. Finally up for Blue is squirtle
0d 10h 8m We send in FG. Rattata uses quick attack and hyper fang, taking out FG!
0d 10h 7m It takes a dozen poison stings but abra falls. Weedle grows to level 6! We leave weedle in to face rattata. A single hyper fang takes out weedle!
0d 10h 4m Blue's next mon is abra. This is a freebie due to abra only knowing teleport so we send in weedle for some free experience
0d 10h 4m We swap in charmeleon, who takes a gust and a quick attack, growling at the bird. Down to half health as charmeleon switches to scratch to deal a quarter of pidgeotto's health, with a second and third scratch taking the foe out. Nidoran is now level 9! Pidgey is now level 8! Charmeleon is level 21!
0d 10h 2m Another sand attack to drop accuracy as nidoran leers. We switch to pidgey who takes a sand attack for an accuracy drop
0d 10h 1m Blue leads with pidgeotto and we send out zubat. The pidgeotto uses sand attack while zubat's leech life does scratch damage. A quick attack leaves zubat at 33% health but zubat gets off a supersonic. Unfortunately pidgeotto sees through the confusion and takes out zubat with gust. Nidoran up next
0d 10h 0m We get round it and our rival confronts us. Time for a battle. Versus Rival Blue, attempt #1!
0d 9h 59m Nugget Bridge is in our sight! We head up to face our rival...only we take the wrong path and end up at a dead end
0d 9h 56m Back outside for a bit. We get stuck on a fence
0d 9h 55m We leave the centre and head for the mart. Shopping time as we buy 2 potion and 3 Pokéballs! We're down to our last ₽22
0d 9h 52m We enter the centre and heal! We're now checkpointed in Cerulean City
0d 9h 50m We hop the final ledge, blocking any possible return to the west. Instead, we enter Cerulean City for the first time
[Correction] This is Route 4, not Route 5
0d 9h 47m We save as we make our way through this maze of ledges
0d 9h 45m After much crawling through rock and dirt, we make it outside and onto Route 5
0d 9h 39m Do we choose the path of Red or Abe? We stride forward and take the Helix Fossil! We have started down the path of Red, the first host
0d 9h 37m We test whether nidoran can hold his own in a fight, choosing a wild zubat as our target practice. It turns out, nope! Nidoran♂ gets taken out without putting a dent into the zubat
0d 9h 34m We're nearly back at the fossils
0d 9h 34m We try using Fpk to help switch grind nidoran♂ against a wild clefairy. Things don't go smoothly though and Fpk faints! Charmeleon comes in to clean up. Nidoran♂ grows to level 8 and learns horn attack!
0d 9h 27m More switch grinding! Nidoran♂ is now level 7!
0d 9h 24m FG takes out a zubat, and nidoran grows to level 6 thanks to switching
0d 9h 22m Next enemy here is a paras, who takes out zubat! We wisely flee
0d 9h 19m After battling this zubat for several minutes, we switch to FG the spearow who finishes the ordeal with a single peck
0d 9h 12m We send zubat back in to slowly defeat the zubat. After achieving that minor victory, we run into...another zubat
0d 9h 9m While battling a wild zubat, we switch from our own zubat to weedle. Weedle fights bravely and barely hangs on, but it's futile. Weedle falls!
0d 9h 6m Inside Mt Moon
0d 9h 1m We head outside and start ledge jumping
0d 8h 59m We talk to a man reading a paper. He tells us the news which we've already forgotten about once we walk away. The PC is nearby
While we're here, we enter the centre and tour the facility
[Snark] When asked to choose between Dome and Helix, Red chose death
0d 8h 55m Charmeleon's last attack is a growl. Charneleon faints to poison! We black out and get kicked back to Route 4. To celebrate, we jump a few ledges
0d 8h 54m And more wild encounters to further deplete charmeleon's health. 7 HP left. Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep
0d 8h 52m The super nerd says we can have one, no being greedy now. We choose to wander around a bit, letting the poison weaken us instead of choosing whether we'll follow the path of Red or Abe
0d 8h 52m A single ember takes out voltorb. The super nerd's final mon is koffing. Charmeleon leers a bit then gets poisoned by a smog. A single scratch leaves koffing in red health, and ember finishes koffing off. We beat the Super Nerd and earn ourselves a fossil
0d 8h 51m A single ember eliminates grimer and the super nerd sends out a voltorb. We try to evolve charmeleon with a moon stone but it doesn't work. Charmeleon's disability wears off as the two foes make noises at each other
0d 8h 49m We send in our much more powerful charmeleon, who easily tanks the hits. A scratch leaves the grimer at half health as we check the Town Map again and growl a bit. Scratch gets disabled
0d 8h 48m We do a bit of switch grinding. Fpk grows to level 6! We rush forward to collect a fossil and get stopped by a super nerd who's being greedy and not let us take both fossils. He sends out a grimer and we send out Fpk. Fpk falls to two pounds!
0d 8h 45m A second scratch and zubat is down. Charmeleon is now level 20! The grunt is defeated
0d 8h 44m A single scratch finishes off the ratatta. Fpk grows to level 5 and learns sand attack! The grunt sends out a zubat, who survives a scratch. We consult the Town Map
0d 8h 43m We switch out for nidoran, who falls to two quick attacks! Charmeleon comes in, faring much better against the quick attacks while growling
0d 8h 41m The grunt sends out a ratatta, who takes out the weakened FG with a quick attack. We send in Fpk and try to flee the battle
0d 8h 41m A gruelling battle with a wild geodude leaves FG with a sliver of health. We continue regardless, trying to bypass the only mandatory Rocket fight. We accept defeat and get spotted by the grunt, who boasts about Team Rocket's plan to use the fossils for nefarious deeds
0d 8h 38m Slowly making our way through the cave. A wild paras confronts us in a futile effort to stop us, and FG grows to level 17!
0d 8h 35m We call upon FG the spearow, who slowly whittles down the Rocket's only mon. Grunt defeated
0d 8h 34m There's a ladder to the north! Unfortunately there's no set of stairs leading there, despite our best searching efforts. We head down the southern steps and get spotted by a Team Rocket grunt, wo leads with a raticate
0d 8h 32m Up another set of ladders. We attempt to jump the ledge directly east of the ladder, but this isn't the jumpable kind. We plan to make our way to the stairs to the north, but first a wild zubat must be defeated for 69 experience
0d 8h 30m Our adventures through Mt Moon continue. We've just been laying waste to the local fauna with FG, and have found the stairs to the next floor
0d 8h 26m We train on some of the local mons in the area. Zubat gets taken out by a wild geodude!* We call upon our non-nicknamed weedle to seek revenge, **only for weedle to also faint! Pidgey's up next, and we try teaching the bird Mega Punch, but we can't teach move midbattle so we run instead
[Fluff] According to the API, we released a weedle called Kakuna
0d 8h 21m We're outside now, trying to find the entrance to Mt Moon. Miraculously, it's still where it was before so we enter
0d 8h 20m We store kakuna and magikarp in the PC! We power down the PC and walk away, then turn it back on and withdraw charmeleon and nidoran♂!
0d 8h 19m We're back in the centre. We head over to the PC and try withdrawing something, but fail as our party's full. We nearly release charmeleon but back out at the last second
0d 8h 13m We miss the centre completely and end up in Mt Moon. We're indecisive about whether to proceed or not, lingering around the entrance on both sides
0d 8h 12m We dip into the Pokécenter but back out, heading towards the Mt Moon entrance instead. We turn around and get stuck trying to find the centre entrance instead
0d 8h 7m We try the great outdoors again and get stuck in a corner...This isn't the way to Mt Moon guys
0d 8h 6m Back outside into the fresh air. But our zubat is hurt, so we go heal first.
0d 8h 5m After a bit of contemplation, we withdraw FG and kakuna. We leave the PC before more damage is done.
0d 8h 4m We put !♂♀♀♀,. in the PC and withdraw a potion from item storage.
0d 8h 3m We withdraw zubat and weedle! We try to withdraw a few more, but get told to do some deposits. We deposit then release kakuna!
0d 8h 1m We consider buying a magikarp, but decide the price is too much. The salesman does a shuffle in anger, but then we change our mind. Bought a level 5 magikarp! Nickname AAAAACXX. The salesman refuses to give a refund
0d 8h 0m FG, charmeleon and nidoran♂ are all deposited in box 1!
0d 7h 58m We heal our team. Now if only we could find the exit...instead we take a little tour of the centre and start up the PC
0d 7h 56m We continue our traipse through Mt Moon and try to toss the Town Map. We feed FG a rare candy and level up! We toss the TM12 then use an escape rope! Now in the Pokémon center outside Mt Moon
[Info] Current status:
₽1774 ; 0 balls ; 3 in the PC ; Pokedex: 8/23/151
FG (Spearow) ♂ Lv15 Peck / Growl / Leer / Fury Attack
Charmander ♂ Lv19 Scratch / Leer / Ember / Growl
Nidoran♂ ♂ Lv5 Leer / Tackle / Bide
Kakuna ♂ Lv4 Harden
!♂♀♀♀., (Weedle) ♀ Lv5 Poison Sting / String Shot
FPK (Pidgey) ♂ Lv4 Gust
0d 7h 52m The Hiker's last Pokémon is an Onix. Charmeleon's scratches don't do much, but his first Ember burns the Onix. The Onix doesn't last much longer. Hiker defeated.
0d 7h 51m Geodude doesn't waste the opportunity of Charmeleon's non-damaging moves, with its tackles, but Geodude only deals one hit point per tackle. Eventually Charmeleon switches to scratches, and takes out the Geodude in two strikes.
0d 7h 49m As Charmeleon is the only one left standing, we send him out. He growls at the enemy geodude a few times.
0d 7h 47m !♂♀♀♀., and Kakuna don't stand up to Geodude's Tackles long either. !♂♀♀♀., and Kakuna KOed
0d 7h 46m The Hiker sends out a second Geodude. We switch to Nidoran. Nidoran KOed by the Geodude. We switch to FPK who puts up a bit more of a fight, but doesn't last long either. FPK KOed
0d 7h 45m We walk right in front of a Hiker, who notes that we are a kid. He sends out a Geodude. Charmeleon and Geodude trade scraches and tackles, until Charmeleon switches to an Ember, the frist of which leaves Geodude with 1HP; the second ember does not. Charmeleon grew to Lv 19
0d 7h 43m We find a Moon Stone in a corner.
0d 7h 42m The Younger's last Pokémon is a Zubat. It survives a scratch, but the Zubat's Leech Life does almost nothing to Charmeleon. The zubat does not survive Charmeleon's next scratch. Youngster defeated.
0d 7h 41m The Younger's next Rattata KOs FG just as it ran out of Peck PP. We send out Charmeleon next, who handily defeats the Rattata with a scratch.
0d 7h 40m A Youngster asks us if we came to explore too. He sends out a Rattata. It attacks FG, bringing him down to red, but FG kos the Rattata before the Rattata kos him.
0d 7h 39m Having seen everything we care to see in that room, we head back up to the upper floor.
0d 7h 36m We find a TM01: Mega Punch. Then we look at a suspicious rock and We find a hidden Ether.
0d 7h 35m The Rocket's second Pokémon is an Ekans, which is also taken down by two Pecks. Rocket Defeated.
0d 7h 35m A Rocket Grunt tells us to get lost. He sends out a Zubat. The Zubat is defeated by two Pecks. FG grew to Lv 15. FG learned Fury Attack.
0d 7h 34m We head down to an isolated room in the cave's lower floor.
0d 7h 32m Neither the Oddish nor the Lass's Bellsprout manage to do much too much to FG, while FG defeats both handily. Lass defeated.
0d 7h 31m A lass tells us that it's bigger than she thought it would be. Er, the cave, that is. She sends out an Oddish against our FG.
0d 7h 29m The bug catcher's final Pokémon is a second Caterpie. We switch back to FG, who makes as quick work of the second caterpie as he did the first. Bug catcher defeated.
0d 7h 28m The Bug Catcher's Metapod fares a little better, surviving one peck, so we switch out FG for Charmeleon. Charmeleon finishes off the Metapod with a Scratch. FG grew to Lv 14.
0d 7h 28m A Bug Catcher tells us that this cave leads to Cerulean City. He sends out a Caterpie against our FG. The caterpie is 1HKOed by a peck.
0d 7h 24m We find a Rare Candy
0d 7h 24m We walk up to an item ball before turning away, then returning. We found an Escape Rope
0d 7h 20m The Clefairy repeatedly tries to sing FG to sleep, but FG only responds by pecking the Clefairy until it faints. Lass defeated.
0d 7h 19m We walk into a Lass's line of sight, but a Geodude battles us before the Lass does. We run from the Geodude, but are caught by the Lass. She sends out a Clefairy.
0d 7h 17m We found a TM12: Water Gun
0d 7h 17m Spotted by a Bug Catcher who tells us that there are suspicious men in this cave. He sends out his Weedle and we send out FG. FG 1HKOs the Weedle. The Bug Catcher then sends out a Kakuna, which lasts two pecks before being KOed. FG grew to Lv 13. Bug catcher defeated.
We throw our final Poké Ball at a Zubat.
Caught a female Lv. 11 Zubat! No Nickname. Sent to Box 1.
0d 7h 12m We enter Mt. Moon for the first time
0d 7h 10m We enter the Mt. Moon Poké Center and heal
0d 7h 6m A Lass spots us from the grass below. She sends out a Jigglypuff, and we send out FG. We exchange Pounds and Pecks, until FG survives a pound with 1 hitpoint remaining, and takes out the Jigglypuff with a final peck. FG grew to LV 12. Lass defeated.
0d 7h 4m We think about which move to use, before deciding to use Leer again. Then we follow up with a Peck, which does not-so-much damage, and follow up with a Peck which inflicts a critical hit, knocking out the Metapod. Bug Catcher defeated.
0d 7h 2m The Bug Catcher starts with a Caterpie, but it is taken down with two of FG's Pecks. The Bug Catcher then sends out a Metapod, which survives one Peck, after which FG takes a few turns to growl and leer at the enemy Metapod.
0d 7h 0m We expertly dodge trainers' gazes, until the last one in the hedge and ledge section. Vs Bug Catcher.
0d 6h 57m We enter Route 3
0d 6h 54m We heal
0d 6h 54m We enter Pewter City, then head straight to the Poké Center. And once inside, we head straight for Jigglypuff's serenade.
0d 6h 52m Despite leaving the forest, we still find a Weedle to knock around. FG grew to Lv. 11
0d 6h 52m We leave Viridian Forest to its north.
0d 6h 50m We toss a Poké Ball at a wild Kakuna. We've been in battle against it for a while, both sides trading non-damaging moves. Despite that, the Kakuna is still knocked out in one peck once FG decided to use a damaging move.
0d 6h 45m We toss a Poké Ball at a wild Kakuna. The Kakuna escapes. Then FG pecks the Kakuna, but it doesn't faint. FG just leers at the Kakuna for a while after that.
0d 6h 39m We toss a Poké Ball at a wild Weedle. The Weedle escapes. Then FG KOs the Weedle with a Peck.
0d 6h 35m If Kakuna had boots, the Kakuna of this forest would be quaking in their boots. FG grows to Lv 10.
[Pinball] also just caught a Weedle.
0d 6h 29m We toss two Poké Balls at a wild Weedle. The weedle stays in the second ball. Caught a male Lv. 5 Weedle! No Nickname.
0d 6h 28m FG takes down yet another Kakuna. FG grows to Lv 9! FG Learns Leer!
0d 6h 25m Caught a male Lv. 5 Kakuna! No Nickname. Sent to Box 1.
[Snark] A bug catcher tells us that he dropped something around here and is looking for it. Well, we follow finders keepers; he's not getting it back if we find it before he does.
0d 6h 20m A Kakuna falls to FG's Pecks. FG grows to Lv. 8
0d 6h 13m FG takes down a wild Weedle with a critical hit Peck. FG grows to Lv7
0d 6h 11m We enter the Forest Gatehouse, but then leave the way we came. When we enter the gatehouse again, and leave it to enter the forest.
0d 6h 6m Caught a male Lv. 4 Pidgey! Nickname: FPK. With the one-character PK symbol.
0d 6h 4m We toss a Poké Ball at a wild Ratatta.
0d 6h 2m We shuffle around at the border of Pewter City and Route 2, before committing to entering Route 2.
0d 6h 1m We heal at the Pewter City Poké Center
0d 5h 58m We enter the mart and buy, 2 Poké Balls, 1 Poké Ball, 1 Poké Ball, 1 Poké Ball, 1 Poké Ball and 1 Poké Ball, or to summarize We buy 7 Poké Balls. Including the two we had before, we now have 9 Poké Balls total. We have ₽9 remaining.
0d 5h 53m We enter the mart; we save; we leave the mart.
0d 5h 52m Back in Pewter City. We talk to a guy who says that he thinks the fossils from Mt. Moon are amazing.
0d 5h 50m The Lass's second Pokémon is also a Pidgey. Charmeleon growls at it, and Pidgey gusts to not much damage. Then Charmeleon uses Scratch, 1HKOing the Pidgey with a critical hit. Lass defeated.
0d 5h 49m A second lass accuses us of looking at her. Her first 'mon is a Pidgey; We send out Charmeleon. Charmeleon uses scratch; The enemy uses sand attack, but that doesn't cause Charmelon to miss its second scratch.
0d 5h 47m We switch out Charmeleon, while the lass sends out a Nidoran♂. Our Nidoran♂ and Kakuna Faint to the enemy Nidoran before Charmeleon comes back in to take out the enemy Nidoran. Weedle grew to Lv5. Lass defeated.
0d 5h 44m A lass says we gave her an interesting look, and challenges us to battle. Charmeleon doesn't quite 1HKO her Ratatta, but does defeat it on the second hit. Charmeleon grew to LV 18
0d 5h 43m A Youngster notices us next. Charmeleon takes out his first Pokémon, a Rattata, easily. Charmeleon suffers some Wrap strats from the Younger's Ekans, but once it manages to pull of a move, it 1HKOs the Ekans with an Ember. The Youngster is defeated.
0d 5h 43m Nidoran Bides. Caterpie lands a critical hit on its tackle, but it leaves Nidoran alive to unleash the stored power. Caterpie defeated. Nidoran grew to Lv5. Bug Cater defeated.
0d 5h 42m We send out Nidoran. We then toss a Poké Ball at the Caterpie, but its trainer blocks the ball. The Caterpie responds with a String Shot.
0d 5h 41m FG is taken down to red by a Tackle. We take a moment to decide our next action, but the Caterpie manages it's next tackle before we can pull off our next move. FG Faints*
0d 5h 39m The bug catcher sends out a second Caterpie, his final 'mon. Charmeleon deals half the Caterpie's health in one scratch, then we switch Charmeleon out for FG.
0d 5h 38m The bug catcher sends out his Weedle. Charmeleon scratches it twice, defeating it while the Weedle only managed to get off one string shot.
0d 5h 37m We switch out to Nidoran. Then switch to Charmeleon. Charmeleon defeats the Caterpie.
0d 5h 37m The bug catcher's Caterpie outlevels FG, but FG's peck still did more damage than the Caterpie's tackle.
0d 5h 36m A Bug Catcher sees us, and says he saw us in Viridian Forest.
0d 5h 35m We enter Route 3 for the first time
0d 5h 34m We manage to pry ourselves away from Jigglypuff's enchanting voice. We heal and leave the Pewter City's Poké Center.
0d 5h 31m We enter the Poké Center, and listen to the Jigglypuff's song.
0d 5h 27m We put one foot into Route 2, then put that foot back into Pewter City.
0d 5h 24m We walk back and forth outside, switching between going towards the Pokémon Center and going towards Route 3. Or maybe we're constantly overshooting while attempting to return to the Mart? Whatever we wanted to do, we enter someone's house.
0d 5h 15m We stroll into the mart. We buy 1 Poké Ball, 1 Poké Ball and 1 Poké Ball We leave the mart. We have ₽859 remaining.
0d 5h 13m Used TM34! Nidoran learned Bide!
0d 5h 12m We walk into the mart, then walk out without buying anything
0d 5h 10m And we leave.
0d 5h 10m We take our time looking at the space exhibit; we paid good money to get in here after all and wouldn't want to waste it.
0d 5h 0m We enter the Pewter City museum, and pay its ₽50 entrance fee.
[Info] We obtained the Boulder Badge 00d04h14m41s faster than Red.
0d 4h 58m Charmander continues to Ember as Onix comes out, connecting a few attacks, ending on a critical hit. Charmander grows to Lv 17 Brock defeated Charmander evolves into Charmeleon Obtained the Boulder Badge and TM34 Bide
0d 4h 56m Charmander starts with a leer and a scratch, but Geodude's defense is almost maxed out. Charmander switches to Ember, for much better results, and managed to take out the Geodude.
0d 4h 55m Despite Kakuna's hardenings, Geodude manages to tackle it into a ko. Kakuna faints Only Charmander remains.
[Snark] We're PP stalling the geodude. Shame geodude has infinite PP
0d 4h 53m Nidoran faints and Kakuna comes back out.
0d 4h 53m Nidoran Leers a few times, in an attempt to counter Geodude's previous Defense Curls. Geodude alternates between attempting to keep its defenses up and tackling, until it does enough tackles to take out Nidoran.
0d 4h 52m Kakuna hardens. Geodude Defense Curls. This repeats a few times. By the time Geodude attempts to tackle Kakuna, it only does two damage to Kakuna, but Kakuna can't attack at all, so we switch to Nidoran.
0d 4h 51m Weedle doesn't do much damage to Geodude either, and is also taken down in a few tackles.
0d 4h 50m Geodude takes out FG in three tackles FG faints
0d 4h 50m Despite Spearow's first Peck being a critical hit, it doesn't do much damage to Brock's Geodude.
0d 4h 49m We save just before talking to Brock. Vs Brock Attempt 1
[Info] Current status:
₽123 ; 0 balls ; Pokedex: 5/14/151
FG (Spearow) ♂ Lv6 Peck / Growl
Charmander ♂ Lv16 Scratch / Growl / Ember / Leer
Nidoran♂ ♂ Lv4 Leer / Tackle
Kakuna ♂ Lv4 Harden
!♂♀♀♀., (Weedle) ♀ Lv4 Poison Sting / String Shot
0d 4h 47m We enter Pewter City's Gym. We veer off-center and talk to the Gym Guide.
0d 4h 41m We heal
[Donation] A $2.00 donation is posted noting that no donations have occured yet this run, followed relatively quickly by a $2.01 donation, itself followed by a $2.02 donation.
0d 4h 39m We enter the Pokémon center and talk to the nurse, but decline to have our Pokémon healed.
0d 4h 36m We enter Pewter City
0d 4h 33m Our Weedle faints to a wild Pidgey's gust
0d 4h 30m We exit Viridian Forest to the north
0d 4h 27m We throw our last Poké Ball at a wild Kakuna, but it escapes. We're out of Poké Balls.
0d 4h 26m We encounter a Weedle. We switch out FG for Nidoran to tank a Poison Sting. The next turn, we Run.
[Chat] #Genderbug
0d 4h 22m Caught a female Lv. 4 Weedle! Nickname: !♂♀♀♀.,
0d 4h 19m FG makes quick work of any Weedle we find with its Peck attack. FG grows to Lv6
0d 4h 15m Caught a male Lv. 4 Kakuna! No Nickname
0d 4h 14m Throw a Poké Ball at a wild Weedle. It escapes. We then run from the weedle and escape.
0d 4h 12m Found a Poké Ball at the end of one of the forest's twisting passages.
0d 4h 9m We head north and enter Viridian Forest.
0d 4h 7m We enter the Mart. We again attempt to buy 2 Poké Balls, lack the money to afford two Poké Balls, and settle for Buying one Poké Ball
0d 4h 4m We leave Route 22 and enter Viridian City. We go up a thin passageway and investigate the small tree at the end of the path. Found a hidden Potion
0d 4h 1m We switch FG to the front of the party.
0d 4h 0m Saved
0d 3h 56m We throw a Poké Ball at a Nidoran♂. Caught a Lv4 Nidoran♂, No nickname.
We throw a Poké Ball as a Spearow. Caught a Lv5 Spearow Nickname FG
0d 3h 52m We play around with the settings, but once we leave the menu the text speed setting returns to Fast and the animations setting returns to On.
0d 3h 40m We enter Route 22, and immediately jump off its ledge.
0d 3h 36m We reach Viridian City, and still have four Poké Balls left.
0d 3h 31m We throw a Poké Ball at a perfectly healthy Pidgey. It escapes.
[Fluff] A weird visual glitched happened where the new text overlapped the previous line during our talk with Oak: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedSmellyNewtFutureMan
0d 3h 30m We leave Palette Town and enter Route 1.
0d 3h 29m Oak tells us we can't complete the Pokedex just by seeing Pokémon; we must catch them. He gives us 5 Poké Balls.
0d 3h 28m Despite the Technology is Amazing guy blocking our way to Oak's lab, we eventually enter the lab.
0d 3h 23m We enter Palette Town
0d 3h 21m We escape to Viridian City. We start heading up the one tile-wide path right at the western edge of the city, but then turn around, heading down through Viridian's southern border.
0d 3h 18m We alternate between being in the area south of the ledge, and being in the eastern grassy patch.
0d 3h 13m And we jump that ledge again. Although we escape relatively quickly this time.
0d 3h 11m We get stuck in the southern part of Route 22 for a few minutes.
0d 3h 6m Blue's Squirtle also goes down to a few scratches. Charmander grows to Lv 16 Charmander attempts to evolve, but is stopped. Blue defeated.
0d 3h 6m Blue sends out Pidgey, we send out Charmander. Charmander crits on his first scratch. A second scratch takes down Pidgey.
0d 3h 5m Vs Blue attempt 3
[Snark] Although we can't be in that much of a hurry to beat Blue, since we make time to jump route 22's ledge.
0d 3h 3m We enter Route 22.
0d 3h 3m We talk to the catching tutorial guy, who asks us if we are in a hurry, and we say yes.
0d 3h 1m We exit Viridian Forest on the Viridian City side.
0d 2h 56m Wandering inside Viridian Forest; We encounter a Pikachu and 1HKO it.
0d 2h 52m We leave Pewter City, heading back towards Viridian City.
0d 2h 50m Charmander Leers at Blue's Squirtle while it Tackles Charmander into submission. Blacked Out
0d 2h 49m Charmander scratches Pidgey, knocking it out. Charmander grew to Lv 15. Charmander learns Leer
0d 2h 48m Charmander scratches Pidgey, Pidgey gusts Charmander. Then they switch to growl and sand attack respectively.
0d 2h 47m Vs Blue Attempt #2, he sends out Pidgey against our Charmander
0d 2h 46m We enter Viridian City, then exit to the west, entering Route 22
0d 2h 44m We beat up some Pidgeys as we head back to Viridian City
0d 2h 41m We reach Palette Town
0d 2h 39m We pass straight through Viridian City
0d 2h 36m We exit Viridian Forest from the South
0d 2h 32m We use our potion on Charmander. It's now at 34/37 HP.
0d 2h 32m We throw our Poké Ball at a wild Kakuna, but it breaks out.
0d 2h 26m We find and pick up a Potion
0d 2h 26m After encountering a few Pokémon in Route 2 but either KOing or running from them, we head further south into Viridian Forest.
0d 2h 22m We head south to Route 2.
0d 2h 21m We try to buy Two Poké Balls, but we only have ₽ 286. We then settle for only buying one. We have ₽ 86 remaining.
0d 2h 20m We walk into the Poké Mart, and walk right past the clerk to look at the refrigerators in the back.
0d 2h 16m After walking around the Mart for a while, we wander east until the kid blocking Route 3 leads us back to the Gym.
[Info] Charmander grew to Lv. 14 during the fight with Mr. Lightyear.
0d 2h 10m We save
0d 2h 9m We promptly leave the gym, walking clockwise around the city until we walk into the back of the Poké Mart.
0d 2h 8m Charmander defeats Mr. Lightyear's Sandshrew with a few embers. Mr Lightyear is defeated.
0d 2h 7m Charmander and enemy Diglett exchange scratches. Charmander switches to Ember and takes out the Diglett.
0d 2h 7m We enter the Pewter City Gym. We walk straight up to Mr. Lightyear for round two.
0d 2h 5m We go slightly north and a helpful boy notices us and leads us to the Gym.
0d 2h 5m We inspect the cylenders that mark the south-eastern border of Pewter City.
0d 2h 1m Charmander faints due to the damage from walking around while poisoned. Blacked out
0d 1h 59m Charmander is poisoned by a wild Weedle
0d 1h 57m We are now solidly into the forest.
0d 1h 55m We go into the northern forest gatehouse, and keep stepping into the forest, only to walk back into the gatehouse.
0d 1h 54m We try to show a wild Rattata our map, but Oak won't let us.
0d 1h 53m We wander around the grass north of Viridian Forest, scratching up the Pidgey we encounter.
0d 1h 48m We head down to Route 2
0d 1h 47m We check our Trainer Card. Chat realizes that ₽133 is sadly not enough to buy any Poké Balls.
0d 1h 45m With one unlucky critical hit in its favour, Diglett gets the advantage. Charmander goes down. We black out!
0d 1h 44m He sends out Diglett. Both Pokémon use Scratch at one another.
0d 1h 43m We dodged the Trainer, only to challenge him from behind.
0d 1h 42m We enter Pewter Gym.
0d 1h 41m And back in Pewter City again.
0d 1h 41m We're back on Route 2.
0d 1h 39m We enter the Pokémon Center and heal!
0d 1h 39m We are trying to enter the Pokémon Center to checkpoint, but this is not a good day for doors.
0d 1h 36m We arrived in Pewter City!
0d 1h 36m We also used our Antidote at some point so poison is not an issue anymore.
0d 1h 35m Kakuna is defeated right away. We exit Viridian Forest.
0d 1h 34m We finally use some offensive moves and defeat Kakuna. Another one appears right away.
0d 1h 34m We are still using Growl at this Kakuna.
0d 1h 33m We use a Potion, Charmander is now at 28/32 HP.
0d 1h 32m A wild Kakuna appears and we keep using Growl, which is great because we definitely don't need to hurry to a Pokémon Center to heal from poison.
0d 1h 31m A few Scratch attacks take down Weedle, but it manages to poison us right before going down. This is not good news. What's good news is that Charmander grows to level 12!
0d 1h 30m We pick up a Potion and get challenged by another Bug Catcher, who sends out Weedle.
0d 1h 29m A wild Kakuna appears! Charmander uses Ember, guess what happens.
0d 1h 28m Aaaaaand we ran away.
0d 1h 28m A wild Pikachu appears! The chat wants to catch it. They check the Town Map, but it's no use.
[Chat] why kakuna has arms?
0d 1h 26m We picked up an Antidote.
0d 1h 26m One last Weedle, another Ember, another victory.
0d 1h 25m Charmander grows to level 11!
0d 1h 25m Weedle goes down with two Scratch and one Ember. Kakuna is sent out and goes down with a single Ember.
0d 1h 25m Another Bug Catcher, another Weedle.
0d 1h 24m Caterpie is sent out and fares no better. Charmander grows to level 10!
0d 1h 24m Bug Catcher wants to fight! Weedle is sent out, and goes down with a single Ember.
[Snark] "TRAINER TIPS: If you want to avoid battles, stay away from grassy areas!" Yeah, I'm sure we'll do exactly that, staying on path is definitely what we're best at.
0d 1h 20m One Ember did the trick, back to wandering the forest.
0d 1h 20m A wild Metapod appears! We try to switch to Charmander, but ti's already in battle, so we just Growl at it instead.
0d 1h 18m We entered Viridian Forest!
0d 1h 17m A wild Pidgey appears. We use Scratch once, try to read the Town map a few times, then run away.
0d 1h 15m Onto Route 2 we go.
0d 1h 12m We enter one of the houses and have a riveting conversation with the houseplant before exiting.
0d 1h 11m Back in Viridian City.
0d 1h 10m Charmander grows to level 9 and learns Ember!
0d 1h 7m We're back on Route 1!
0d 1h 5m We rest with Mom! <3
0d 1h 4m We lose to his Pidgey after 2 Sand Attacks and lots of missing, back in Pallet
0d 1h 3m Vs Blue Time to get stomped again! I don't think we checkpointed either...
0d 1h 2m Entered Route 22
0d 1h 1m Made it to Viridian!
0d 1h 0m Going through Route 1, everything seems fine...for now
[Fluff] Time for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsdy1ZsXUs
0d 0h 58m She gives us The Town Map!
0d 0h 57m We die in Route 1 again and we decide to visit Daisy
0d 0h 54m Pokedex obtained! We're finally a true trainer
0d 0h 53m Finally made it! teh urn!!
0d 0h 52m Oak's Lab might be harder to get into than leaving Route 1, we're still outside Jebaited
0d 0h 45m We have been walking around for 5 mins trying to enter Oak's lab, Helix help us all, there isn't even a ledge here
0d 0h 41m We can't seem to find Oak's door
0d 0h 40m Back in Pallet and we talk to the 'Technology is amazing!' guy
0d 0h 37m We enter the Poké Mart and obtain Oak's Parcel
[Fluff] Missed the chance to snark about 'On the Road to Viridian City' song while we were stuck
0d 0h 35m Walking around Viridian
0d 0h 33m We finally made it out of Route 1! Half an hour in and this run is already looking grim
0d 0h 30m 5th whiteout, maybe we just like out mom to much
[Snark] We'll never catch up with Blue at this rate
0d 0h 26m We lose again after throwing with Growl
0d 0h 25m We jump down our first ledge in this game in the aftermath of trying to run away from a fight
0d 0h 24m We're already at low health though, and still 2 patches of grass
0d 0h 24m Charmander to level 7!
0d 0h 21m We faint again, this is Chatty Yellow all over again
0d 0h 16m Back in the scary uphill route
0d 0h 15m We lose to a Pidgey, We white out,* back home
0d 0h 13m We take down a Rattata in a grueling fight that leaves us at half health
0d 0h 12m Route 1 Enter! Nostalgic tunes ride in
0d 0h 11m We switch text speed to slow and turn battle animations off, tpp's skill at gimping itself is always a wonder
0d 0h 10m We trade Scratch and Tackle thrice and then we both opt to use our non attacking moves, we use one more growl and Squirtle takes the offensive, we both attack once more and we're down to 1 health, unfortuanetly we don't KO and lose to mf Gary Oak
[Fluff] According to StreamFeed, this is a boy charmander
0d 0h 9m Charmander vs Squirtle, the most iconic battle
0d 0h 8m We pick Charmander!, no name
0d 0h 7m Oak drags us from the grass to his lab, time to choose a starter!
0d 0h 6m We finally make it outside our house
0d 0h 5m We keep going up and down the stairs, kind of like ledges if you think about it
0d 0h 4m We're already playing the SNES, wooo
0d 0h 4m Our name is RED and the rival is BLUE, very original
0d 0h 3m We started a New Game! Better late than never.
0d 0h 2m Game seems to have crashed.
0d 0h 1m Run started!!!
At least thats we thought, inputs still frozen, classic tpp style
[Fluff] 2 mins are ya ready kids?
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖙 is starting in 15 minutes!
The Start screen is up. We begin in 26 mins
A little over 6 hours remain until the start of 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖙.
